OT - The REAL Drinking Thread
Have new ideas about a drink called the "Assisted Suicide"?
Just find your favorite beer in a far away location?
Wife leave you alone for the night to go to the New Kids / Backstreet Boys concert?
Mourning/celebrating/ambivalent about the passing of a great/terrible/polarizing local figure?
ALL FOUR (I feel ya)?
If it's okay with you, Zone Left, BRING IT ON!
Brandy, rum, and Jaeger?
or Everclear, Jaeger, and Jolt?
Miller chill+ mass quantities of champagne & green butter
I always thought Miller Chill tasted like Sprite. And champagne kinda tastes like Sprite. Where are you?
I saw a billboard the other day for Labatt lime. Obviously trying to get in the Miller chill/BL lime market for the summer, but Labatt doesn't seem like that kind of beer to me, not sure why.
I saw an ad for that too somewhere. Doesn't seem like Canadians would go for it much. Or maybe it's the fact that it's not a Mexican beer and thus needs no accoutrements? Either way, I agree.
Bud light limes taste like Unicorn sweat. They make for a funny feeling when I pee the next day though, anyone else have that? And no, it is not chlamydia.
Fcuking blasphemy. Fortunately, that is not available here in the Great White North.
I may only be 22, but I still get it...
If its not Ace of Spades it is not champagne
131 proof, bud, straight up. I'm fuckin wasted.
Tell us your best story
You make me want to create an account with the name Ricky every time I see you.
"F***, that's some good pepperoni..."
Reading your posts - you come off as a smart dude I've known for a long time.
Funny - my personal view is that many of us (or at least some of us) spend time here because we're either unwilling or unable to form actual relationships with other human beings. So this is our next best thing, and it's arguably better because it doesn't require us to take on any additional obligations (who wants obligations - social or otherwise?)
Sprite and vodka, with a little King Crimson mixed in (mix of "Red" and "Larks Tongues in Aspic").
BTW - thanks to Brian, who apparently hates these, but does not direct his mods to shut 'em down. I can respect that.
I said I have a wife...
Yeah - we can have women - that's a worthwhile obligation (assuming the constellation of male superficiality lines up).
Dudes though . . . Internet hugs suffice for me.
Your point on the constellation of male superficiality struck a chord with me. It's almost like being less intelligent is an advantage in a bar scenario with competition for femalez. I assume that was what you were talking about, but as always, I might be wrong.
Smoove B on The Onion is one of my unofficial heroes for his over-the-top antics.
But to your point, I agree. If it's women in bars you seek, less intelligence = less shame = better chance to pick up hot body with less in way of brains. There are other types with more brains that you're less likely to find in bars. And I've found that for those types, it all begins with benign friendship. That's likely your best inlet.
But male superficiality (by that I mean: male capacity to be attracted to female for whatever random, arbitrary reason; and also to be repelled by female for similarly random/arbitrary reason) is a law of nature IMHE.
And if that law is satisfied - well, the benefits outweigh (perhaps only temporarily) the expenditure of effort and the bullshit associated with the commitment (and there is inevitably bullshit and commitment).
Being able to be attracted and repelled to female, as need be, is evolutionarily valuable. See: Not Getting Pounded by Alpha Male. In modern times it's a fundamental skill of mental/emotional self-defense.
beyomd your years. I'm guessing.
See: Not Getting Pounded by Alpha Male?
As a Canadian the general approach to the 'alpha male' is:
"I'll fight him". That's a fundamental skill secondary to drinking and being Canadian, IMHE.
who lives two hours away and is in a long-distance relationship with someone who will never, ever, ever break up with him. Good life lesson though.
(Internet Hug)
Specifically?
Unfortunately I haven't done a lot of bourbon sipping, though I'd like to change that; how does Bulleit compare to, say, Beam or Maker's?
I prefer it to them and it is generally considered to be the next step up of bourbon.
I really prefer bourbon to whiskey or scotch for its peppery aftertaste. Howeva, I think I'm in the minority.
Ah, the Frontier Whiskey. Strong choice.
I personally like Bulleit much more than either Beam or Maker's.
Leinnies Summer Shandy
i dont like lemonade in my beer
i dont like lemonade in my beer
I'm drinking in the Columbus suburbs tonight with a group of die hard yet rational Buckeye fans. When THE topic comes up, I'll post their thoughts and feelings.
I do actually like that type. The debates are so entertaining, and at the end, no one's pooping in your cooler.
They believe it's 50/50 between Pryor and Tres. They lean more towards Pryor being the root of their problems. They said everyone cheats and I brought up the point point that if everyone cheats you can't blame Pryor...this made them think a little more. They still, however, believe they will only lose one game this year. It's actually hard to disagree with them.
Find two losses on their schedule. It's not easy. Michigan might be their third most likely loss (after Nebraska and Penn State IMO) and I don't think either of them will be elite. Without Tolzien, Wisky is going to have issues and Miami in Miami with a new coach isn't very intimidating.
Barring huge suspensions, OSU has another great year set up for them unless something weird happens.
Tough to day it's "set up" for them. They will most likely start Bauserman, Miller, and one more QB in their first game. Miller is a stud. Rod Smith is going to be a great RB. OSU is gone be pretty solid next year, and probably the next 2-3 years. We are gonna have to wait until these sanction to take effect before we see a big difference.
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<br>I am not sure how we will compete with them next year. It will be interesting to see how Hoke uses Denard. I think they hold a strong edge on us to be honest. I think we are a good year away from being legit contenders against them.
That team (if Braxton Miller is QB) will find a way to lose to both Nebraska and Penn State.
Also, I think Tressel was a better 'game day' coach than he is being given credit for given his current situation. This is a rudderless ship in Columbus these days and it will show in the autumn.
It will be pleasant when we beat them by 3 touchdowns in November with GMat's defensive philosophies making the defense "passable" by then.
If Braxton Miller is QB, then yeah, they probably struggle in a couple of games.
A big fat dick sandwich
A big fat dick sandwich.
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<br>I'm already wasted.
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<br>RIP jack, you son of a bitch
Derp
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I have until midnight to finish this lame chemistry paper. We've been beating this project deader than a dead horse for weeks and weeks. I'm ready to finish it and then get my friday night relaxation on.
I just submitted my document. Problem solved.
Glad to hear it, enjoy your Friday night relaxation!
with the grand kids here on the Gulf Coast. They'er funnier with a bottle of old school Heineken.
They need to have booze delivery. I'm out of scotch...
there was that place on State across from the Atlanta Bread Co that used to deliver and didn't card...