Do they have toilets there? I thought they just used their coolers.
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Do they have toilets there? I thought they just used their coolers.
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The coolers are for the fans who can't afford to rent a toilet.
I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start.
But will that cause Ohio people to move up from pooping in coolers?
Are you kidding? It's the number one bafroom!
Since they added the student section it's no longer shaped like a horseshoe:
Maybe he can let us know if this NSFWife or not...I'm not sure...
And I think it's wrong, anyway; I think Columbus is all just one big anus.
Man alive...I wonder how much a personal seat license costs to get premium seats in the Labia minora section? I'd pay serious coin to sit there.
They jacked up the prices in the Urethral Opening section. I hear the seat license was a real pisser.
I about spewed my coke all over my monitor when I scrolled down and saw that huge "seating guide" and secondly I was wondering why you wouldn't want to sit further North from there since I hear they pay better dividends when you sit there.
I hear they are planning a Jim Tressel statue to pop up at the bottom of this seating chart.
The only reason they changed the original design was becuase the heirs of Thomas Crapper were suing them for a patent violation.
Looks like a Toilet to me!
Because nothing is ever more important than MICH football.
Truer words have never been spoken.
From your mouth to God's ears.
Eh, who cares? Some things transcend college football and this is one of them. Props to him for doing something he knew would be special to her.
Goes both ways though. Why would she let him even do that if she really loved him?
Its her way of letting him know who will wear the pants for the rest of their lives.
Imagine having to live with that for the rest of your life. I'd fall on a sword first.
roughly the going rate for a mid-level escort. That fits.
Craig James paid reportedly paid double that and didn't get his deposit back.
You have to return the thing you used in order to get your deposit back. Preferably in a condition to still be saleable.
What about the necrothingysexwithdeadpeopleproblem (sorry at work, don't know how to spell what I am referencing and certainly don't want to google it) they sure would buy it.
has both a life and a girlfriend. Just sayin'
is proposing after just 10 months...
The ring is pretty darn ugly if you ask me.
“It was a total shock,” said Zellers, 28, of Pataskala. “I thought we were just celebrating our 10-month anniversary (which was yesterday).”
Um no...no dude celebrates a 10 month anniversary. No dude ever heard of a 10 month anniversary, because they aren't real.
But good for them. She's cute and didn't actually attend OSU.
Which means she may be able to read.
The marriage thing happens. Our own Jim Brandstatter has been married to a Buckeye for over 30 years.
I've been married to a Buckeye fan for 2 years. That tends to happen when you work right next to campus. It's either a Buckeye fan or it's the baton twirler from high school that got picked on by the cool kids that went to OSU, thus shunning OSU and society in general. Those are literally the only two options that exist.
I will have to say that it's actually fun being outnumbered. I (some time in the near future hopefully) can rub it in when we beat them. I've learned not to celebrate prematurely though, as I once tailgated at the game that Troy Smith took over in the fourth quarter. I was drunk and very audibly taunting the Buckeye fans I was tailgating with. By the end of the third quarter I had drank myself into a stupor and somehow fell off a 10 foot tall tennis court fence, ripping my jeans from belt line to the back of my knee in the process. Later that day, a former OSU cheerleader most likely saved my life as I was dancing on top of an RV, still drunk, and slipped. Somehow a 120lb girl grabbed me, a 240lb guy, before I fell face first onto the concrete.
The moral of the story is that you should grow up at some point, but always look back at your early twenties and smile at what an idiot you were. Also, if you have a child with a Buckeye fan you will invariable piss off the in-laws by buying Michigan jerseys in size 2T. It's totally worth it...
Aren't Brandstatter's father and brother Spartys?
Some things are bigger than football. Call him whipped if you want, but don't insult him his fiancee for wanting to get married.
An insult would be to pee on her wedding dress. I'm just giving the dude the healthy ribbing he probably expects.
If some thing were bigger than football, why do it in a football stadium?
Damn i just ate lunch.
I wonder how much it would cost to rent out the Big House for an hour because I actually think that would be a pretty awesome way to propose.
It costs $6000 to rent the big house for an hour for a wedding. I'm not sure if you get a discount if your only proposing.
Good for him
(says the guy currently dating a Buckeye fan......)
GIVE ME BACK YOUR MICHIGAN MAN CARD.
It's one thing to date, even marry, a Buckeye fan. But to propose in the stadium? That is way above and beyond the call. If I was dating a Buckeye fan, I wouldn't ask him to propose in Michigan Stadium. There are certain times when you stay on your side of the fence and I'll stay on mine and we'll all be happy. This is one of them.
Or are we getting sick over something else?
he proposed after 10 months because shes exactly like tsio she sucks....
His "allegiance" is from his parents, who may or may not have actually gone to Michigan. Methinks the Dispatch was just blowing things out of proportion on a slow news day.
My allegiance is from my father who didn't go to Michigan and neither did I. Does that stain my status as a fan?
Are you kidding me? Twenty years from now, after all his hopes and dreams have been smashed, there will be the Michigan-Ohio game. Getting married is the equivilent to buying food on a credit card, it might feed you for a day but you pay for the rest of your life. But Michigan-Ohio will always be there.
This is literally one of the more retarded things I've ever read in my entire life or you just have zero idea how a CC works or you're buying some expensive ass food.
Seriously good for him. For all those bashing, go back to making love to your hand.
making love to my hand.
and then getting married in one and willing to wear red TP (NTTP) if your team loses? What kind of fan is that. I have one friend that's an OSU fan, but believe it or not, he's a rational, sane OSU fan. Actually, he hates all the BS in college sports regardless of the program. He is an engineer from Michigan Tech and his dad went to OSU and he was raised near Akron I think.
It's amazing. We do exist. Like the red M&M and Santa Claus.
he gets to stick to a Buckeye nightly (monthly after the wedding).
...8 years ago I married a buckeye, albeit a partially reformed one (got her masters at UM), from a whole family of useless nutz and it so ANGAR'd the football gods that we have not won against them since.
In my defense is the truism that 9 out of 10 women in the B1G are good looking, and the 10th goes to Michigan. Meanwhile the talent level at those 'state' schools…
Thanks a lot, asshole.
He just neutered himself for the rest of that relationship. Should have done it at the neutral site - Olivet Nazarene Stadium.
I'm a Michigan fan. Follow them more than any team out there, and expect to follow them all my life. My wife is from Ohio, and actually has brothers, sisters nephews and nieces who attended OSU.
My wife has come over from the dark side, and is now a Michigan fan. Having said that, it is interesting to ponder just what one would do to propose. There are many things I would never consider. However, kneeling in the horseshoe? If that's what it'd take, I'd have done it. Good luck and best wishes to this happy couple!
Taking a knee to seal the victory!
I'm assuming this johnson-less doucher will have to borrow some of HER guy friends to stand up for him at this bowlspray of a wedding. Where I come from, this crap would never happen.
Proposing to her at the Whoreshoe would immediately revoke not just a mancard. It would follow that dude like hpv. It would be the answer to every good point he ever makes in the future. The punchline to every joke. The final consideration after every argument.
He may as well convert to tsio now. Hell, he may as well just giftwwrap his cash and prizes and present them as a wedding present.
It must have killed him to even set foot in that stadium
I think we need to revoke his 'Michigan Man' card.
How pissed would you be as the sister, who just had it broadcasted to the world that you failed part of a med school final? I'm not in med school, so maybe this is common, but I'm betting she wasn't posting it on Facebook...
Gee, with a hook like "Read, then Vomit," who wouldn't click on this?
My gf in high school was born at the OSU hospital. She wasn't a fan of football or anything and was way too smart to even consider OSU to be an option. I remember for Christmas though she bought me a Michigan hat, sweetest present ever.
1.I couldn't marry a Buckeye. Besides, most people outside the US would ask why I would marry a chestnut.
2. Wearing a Buckeye shirt would require me to be dead and therefore I am being forcibly dressed.
3. Plumbing is just making it to Columbus apparently. Does this mean that they can actually put ice in their coolers now?
I'm dating a Tar Heel, and that hurts during basketball season and SU isn't even playing in the ACC yet.
I could never date a Buckeye, I'd be liable to tear her head off during the football season.