OT: A Question My Friend Asked Me. He was Drunk too.

By WingsNWolverines — January 19th, 2012 at 1:35 AM — 44 comments
Ok if you were an action movie character and you were given a choice of four enemies to fight and you had to choose one of the four which would you pick?

1. Nazis
2. Soviets
3. Aliens
4. Zombies

We narrowed it down to the 4 most common enemies in movies.

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January 19th, 2012 at 1:42 AM | I'm too drunk to remember (Score:4 Normal)
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I'm too drunk to remember what my answer was going to be.

I do however remember how to neg op'ers.

 

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

January 19th, 2012 at 1:49 AM | It's just about 1 AM in the offseason. What else is going on? (Score:5 Normal)
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OP labeled it OT, you knew it when you clicked on it. Lighten up.

Yep, that's Simba made out of a pineapple.

January 19th, 2012 at 10:50 AM | This isn't Facebook. (Score:3 Normal)
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n/t

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January 19th, 2012 at 1:42 AM | Buckeyes, duh (Score:5 Normal)
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Buckeyes, duh

January 19th, 2012 at 1:42 AM | (Score:2 Insightful)
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A thread like this takes guts...and speaking of guts, I'll go with zombies. Easy choice.

January 19th, 2012 at 1:43 AM | Did I miss something? (Score:4 Normal)
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When did I navigate back to RCMB?  Where is the "Hot or Not" thread?

Omnes i facere est vincere 
January 19th, 2012 at 1:44 AM | posted from iPhone (Score:-1 Flamebait)
January 19th, 2012 at 1:45 AM | (No subject) (Score:3 Normal)
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January 19th, 2012 at 1:47 AM | Zombies in a zombie apocalypse. (Score:5 Normal)
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Killing zombies would be so much fun. Kill them with guns, swords, cars, fire, chemicals, baseball bats, etc. To be clear, I'm talking about slow moving zombies. Killing zombies opens you up to nearly endless methods of murder, while against anyone else it's pretty much just guns. You'd never get bored of killing zombies! Not to mention if i I'd have a high chance of survival against zombies, but against Nazis, Soviets, and Aliens, it'd be a lot harder to live. Zombieland would be my perfect scenario. Mostly because I'd be hooking up with Emma Stone.

Yep, that's Simba made out of a pineapple.

January 19th, 2012 at 1:52 AM | Don't get me wrong I love seeing (Score:1)
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Nazis, Soviets and Aliens getting blasted away but I'd go with Zombies also! Way more fun to slaughter lol

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January 19th, 2012 at 7:48 AM | What about??? (Score:1)
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Zombies decked out in Ohio and MSU gear?

The image is of a sticker found on all football helmets. It basically says if you want to live a normal healthy life Do Not Put the Helmet on.- Here's to those who do....

January 19th, 2012 at 8:22 AM | I wanna change my answer, then. (Score:3 Normal)
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I didn't know there'd be osu and msu zombies.

January 19th, 2012 at 1:52 PM | Agree, Zombies are always cool (Score:1)
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Doesn't matter whether it's movies, tv shows, or video games.  The dowloadable zombie game for Red Dead Redemption was incredible.

Within the last few years I think it has boiled down to Zombies=always cool, Vampires=dumb.  You have shows like the Walking Dead, and the movie Zombieland as examples.  I also thought Planet Terror was a great movie.

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January 19th, 2012 at 1:48 AM | Zombies (Score:3 Normal)
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Kill with crossbow like Norman reedus in "the walking dead"

January 19th, 2012 at 11:25 AM | They had to give him a (Score:2)
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They had to give him a redneck name like Darryl. I think Norman Reedus is redneck enough.

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January 19th, 2012 at 12:03 PM | Oh man I was just going to (Score:1)
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Oh man I was just going to bring up The Walking Dead. Kick ass show, apparently the graphic novels that the show is based on are pretty cool, but I haven't read them

January 19th, 2012 at 1:55 AM | How about (Score:5 Normal)
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Nazi indoctrinated Alien Zombies in Soviet uniforms??

 

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January 19th, 2012 at 5:25 PM | Must be a way to combine them all.... (Score:1)
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January 19th, 2012 at 1:57 AM | baby seals (Score:5 Normal)
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That's my final answer.

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January 19th, 2012 at 2:02 AM | Zombies (Score:2)
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Easy.  Slow-moving, but persistent.  A challenge, but very doable.

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January 19th, 2012 at 2:16 AM | all these things (Score:5 Normal)
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all the things you just said can also be applied to Lindsey Lohan

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January 19th, 2012 at 2:21 AM | http://www.hiyoooo.com/ (Score:2 Normal)
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http://www.hiyoooo.com/

January 19th, 2012 at 12:38 PM | (Score:1)
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Easy there Gordon Gee....

January 19th, 2012 at 2:13 AM | As said by the great Lt. Aldo Raine (Score:5 Normal)
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My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good? 

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January 19th, 2012 at 2:22 AM | Aliens (Score:2 Normal)
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I think it would be really cool to fight aliens who look exactly like Urban Meyer.

 

 

 

January 19th, 2012 at 3:04 AM | still laughing at ChopBlock (Score:2)
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1. writers from the B/R

2. buckeye fans

3. nazis

4. cats

 

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January 19th, 2012 at 10:02 AM | Switch #1 and #2 (Score:2 Normal)
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then I would pretty much agree...  

January 19th, 2012 at 5:27 PM | (No subject) (Score:1)
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January 19th, 2012 at 4:28 AM | what about (Score:1)
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Nazi Zombies. 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/

or.... Freep sports reporters!  zing!

 

January 19th, 2012 at 4:57 AM | Excellent point (Score:1)
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I can write a book on 1001 ways to kill them!

GMAT score =800 = Defensive POTY

January 19th, 2012 at 5:28 AM | The OP? /s (Score:4 Normal)
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The OP?

/s

January 19th, 2012 at 8:40 AM | XBOX and Nazi zombies .. (Score:0)
January 19th, 2012 at 9:55 AM | (Score:1)
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That movie was awful by the way.

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

January 19th, 2012 at 10:05 AM | Well by the way (Score:2 Normal)
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so was your mom!

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Still waiting on backup.

January 19th, 2012 at 8:59 AM | I have to go with Aliens. (Score:1)
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I have to go with Aliens.  Just because I don't get the "I killed somebody's dad" guilt for the next 50 years.   I guess zombies are similar, but that's only if I know they are never coming back, but still there's the lingering memory that they were once people.

 


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January 19th, 2012 at 10:04 AM | Nick "The Zombie" Saban. (Score:1)
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January 19th, 2012 at 10:35 AM | I would want to fight nazi (Score:1)
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I would want to fight nazi zombies from outer space, yep bet you all didn't know that was actually a movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeAfoiN5SDw

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January 19th, 2012 at 11:07 AM | Is it too late to start a "We (Score:1)
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Is it too late to start a "We are Eastern Michigan's Biggest Rival" thread?

January 19th, 2012 at 11:24 AM | Communists. (Score:2)
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I would definitely want to fight communists just like the high school kids did in Red Dawn.  That way I could hide out in the mountains and be part of an insurgency that calls themselves the wolverines.

Wasn't that every child of the 1980s fantasy?

January 19th, 2012 at 11:52 AM | I knew I shouldn't have (Score:2)
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I knew I shouldn't have opened this thread.  "He was drunk too", should have been the tip-off.

 

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January 19th, 2012 at 12:24 PM | If Will Smith can make a (Score:2)
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If Will Smith can make a living fighting aliens, so can I.

January 19th, 2012 at 2:20 PM | Businessmen (Score:1)
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You forgot the #1 most common movie enemy, the businessman. Hollywood HATES businessmen. Far more common for a businessman to be the BBEG than for any of the four listed above, especially on net given the number of good guy aliens (and soviets, or at least socialists).

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