OT: Pryor Speaks Lulz

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those.who.stay.
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OT: Pryor Speaks Lulz

Sorry if already posted, neg if necessary.

I think this speaks for itself.

 

 

"I'll put it like this: You put me in any of their offenses — any of them — and I'd dominate," Pryor said, when asked about the attention afforded the likes of Newton, Robinson and Persa. "I'd dominate the nation. What those guys do, that's what they're supposed to do in their offense.

"They carry the ball 30 times a game. I carry the ball maybe five times. There are times I didn't even run the ball in a game. You put me in any of their offenses, where I can run the ball and have a choice to throw, I would dominate college football."

 

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/college/silverfootball/ct-spt-1209-...

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December 9th, 2010 at 12:20 AM | Then you shouldn't have (Score:1)
dothepose
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Then you shouldn't have picked the stupid school you went to shit head.

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

December 9th, 2010 at 1:08 AM | Big ol' Deuce (Score:1)
umhannon
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From arm punts to sentence punts, this guy is the genuine article.

----umhannon

December 9th, 2010 at 1:28 AM | I'm actually (Score:1)
jhackney
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quite surprised this bumbling idiot is capable of putting a sentence together. Luckily for him, they didn't require him to write things out. Let's not be too hard on him. The OP didn't include his apology letter he released after receiving negative feedback from this interview:

Proof read and edited by Drew Sharp.

December 9th, 2010 at 3:34 AM | too funny (Score:1)
Justin@Bursley
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this is too funny.

December 9th, 2010 at 1:10 AM | I just (Score:1)
EZMIKEP
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L O L'd

December 9th, 2010 at 2:18 AM | you win this thread. (Score:1)
Glen Masons Hot Wife
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(re: dothepose)

December 9th, 2010 at 7:36 AM | Why don't you fucking kill (Score:1)
Kaminski16
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Why don't you fucking kill yourself then, Pryor?

See it through.

December 9th, 2010 at 10:17 AM | Greatest line (Score:1)
Mercury Hayes
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Greatest line in MGOBLOG history!

 

A close No.2 is when Brian wrote "I hate you donkey" in reference to Taylor Lewan.

You've just been 'Nard Dogged

December 9th, 2010 at 11:59 AM | You may think you are a (Score:1)
GoBlueinMN
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You may think you are a linebacker, but you are a donkey. Now, let's go for a ride donkey.

I hope to be like dang for large sections of the season.

You come at the king, you best not miss.
 

December 9th, 2010 at 1:33 PM | My apologies to you, dothepose... (Score:1)
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...but this blog will only allow me to +1 your awesome comment.

(I guess I can always go back and upvote your older posts...)

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December 9th, 2010 at 4:39 PM | First 200-point comment ever? (Score:1)
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First 200-point comment ever?

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December 9th, 2010 at 10:10 AM | this speaks more to unhappiness within the OSU set (Score:1)
Geaux_Blue
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than anything else. he's going to think the sky is the limit and he's only being restrained by his coach until the kid gloves are removed and he's allowed to screw up. his legend in his own mind is allowed to thrive bc the Sweater protects him from himself in games.

December 9th, 2010 at 12:22 AM | man... (Score:1)
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if i could just go back...I'd take state...

December 9th, 2010 at 12:37 AM |   Got a cannon (Score:1)
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Got a cannon

How 'bout I punchisize your face, for free.

December 9th, 2010 at 1:52 AM | I bet pryor couldn't throw a (Score:1)
solo dolo
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I bet pryor couldn't throw a football over them mountains.

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December 9th, 2010 at 9:19 AM | Yeah, well your mom goes to (Score:1)
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Yeah, well your mom goes to college.

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December 9th, 2010 at 9:48 AM | Pretty solid accuracy....... (Score:1)
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But the coaches are going to have to work with him on that release.

All right Lemmings. Bring the heat.

December 9th, 2010 at 3:47 PM | I could be in a hot tub (Score:1)
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I could be in a hot tub soaking it up with my soulmate

December 9th, 2010 at 5:30 PM | Your just jealous that I've (Score:1)
Mich_Faithful
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Your just jealous that I've been chattin it up with hot babes online all day

How 'bout I punchisize your face, for free.

December 9th, 2010 at 9:04 PM | "That's what I'm talkin' bout"... (Score:1)
JudgeMart
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Kip.

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December 9th, 2010 at 12:22 AM | Words escape me (I actually (Score:1)
Keeeeurt
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Words escape me (I actually sat in front of my computer for a minute, wrote something and erased, twice)...I can't even imagine what his thought process (if there is one) is like for some of the crap that comes out his mouth.

Me fail english thats unpossible!

December 9th, 2010 at 12:25 AM | I couldn't believe this hadn't been posted (Score:1)
those.who.stay.
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it blew my mind.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife.

December 9th, 2010 at 6:57 PM | well in that case (Score:1)
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you should contact Pryor so he can teach you about research

December 9th, 2010 at 12:23 AM | Humility. (Score:1)
htownwolverine
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What a very nice and humble young man.

Who is Jon Falk?
December 9th, 2010 at 12:23 AM | What happened to, "I want to be a NFL QB"? (Score:1)
goody
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Why does Tressel let him talk?  

December 9th, 2010 at 12:26 AM | Why does Tressel let him talk? (Score:1)
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he didn't for a while... maybe Tressel got tired of hearing his moronic giberish (sp?) and finally said "To hell with it! If I have to hear this shit so does everyone else"

Posted from my Dell Venue Pro

Brilliant!

"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - K

December 9th, 2010 at 10:44 AM | I just watched Tressel say that in my head (Score:1)
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and it was awsome. 

Journal Entry - Day 782 of living amongst inbreds - Actually heard this today, "I don't see what the big deal is.  All he was doin' was protectin' the players. What's wrong with that?" 

December 9th, 2010 at 12:25 AM | Wow (Score:1)
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It is getting to the point that OSU might want to think about sneaking in at night and wiring his jaw shut. For his own safety.

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."  B. Simpson

December 9th, 2010 at 12:25 AM | They do have that "slush (Score:1)
Keeeeurt
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They do have that "slush fund" for students expenses. They could call them "braces".

Me fail english thats unpossible!

December 9th, 2010 at 12:35 AM | Deleted - Duplicate (Score:1)
psychomatt
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Deleted - Duplicate

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."  B. Simpson

December 9th, 2010 at 12:38 AM | Deleted - Duplicate (Score:1)
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Deleted - Duplicate

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."  B. Simpson

December 9th, 2010 at 12:32 AM | Gordon Gee School of Public Speaking (Score:1)
psychomatt
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I mean once or twice, ok, give him a pass as a kid. But he really seems to have no clue how big of a dick he is.

"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything."  B. Simpson

December 9th, 2010 at 12:30 AM | Man Ohio State must be easier than I thought (Score:1)
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didn't he make the academic all conference team or something?... There goes my faith in humanity.

Crap and OSU fans say Robinson can't pass, imagine Pryor without Posey and Sansenbacher to bail him out of those wobbly wobbly throws

Posted from my Dell Venue Pro

Brilliant!

"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - K

December 9th, 2010 at 12:25 AM | Wait... Pryor knows how to (Score:1)
phills39
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Wait...

Pryor knows how to form words into sentences?

December 9th, 2010 at 12:27 AM | I think you missed his award (Score:1)
Keeeeurt
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I think you missed his award winning research paper on well, research.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=219448639934&v=info

Me fail english thats unpossible!

December 9th, 2010 at 12:40 AM | How much of that (Score:1)
TRSaunders
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do you think was plagairized?

Posted from my Dell Venue Pro

Brilliant!

"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine" - K

December 9th, 2010 at 12:47 AM | He probably had the smartest (Score:1)
Keeeeurt
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He probably had the smartest student at tOSU write for him.

Me fail english thats unpossible!

December 9th, 2010 at 12:58 AM | Yay! (Score:1)
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December 9th, 2010 at 1:00 AM | Oh Dear Lord (Score:1)
diamondjack
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That can't be real.  Is there any way that is real?  I would research the authenticity of that paper, but I no longer have any idea what the word research actually means.  I am significantly more dumb than I was just minutes ago for having actually read that.

Go Blue

December 9th, 2010 at 1:39 AM | WTF are shopping supplies? (Score:1)
MontuckyYooper
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"Research is also used to find cheaper shopping supplies."

December 9th, 2010 at 4:01 PM | Must be important because he (Score:1)
RickH
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Must be important because he had to tell us twice.

December 9th, 2010 at 12:25 AM | Pyror (Score:1)
doucheidentifier
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Is such a douche.

It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it.

December 9th, 2010 at 12:27 AM | Oh my (Score:1)
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December 9th, 2010 at 12:30 AM | (No subject) (Score:1)
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Special Teams means special times!

December 9th, 2010 at 12:31 AM | He sounds so damn butthurt. (Score:1)
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He sounds so damn butthurt. Normally I hate making fun of silly things that college kids say, but Pryor deserves a dope slap for this one.

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December 9th, 2010 at 12:33 AM | (No subject) (Score:1)
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Final Four Thoughts!

December 9th, 2010 at 12:36 AM | sorry about the double post (Score:1)
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Final Four Thoughts!

December 9th, 2010 at 12:36 AM | wow this at least 7 gaffes in one (Score:1)
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  1. Openly criticizing other good players in his conference.
  2. Implicitly criticizing his own team and offense.
  3. If not 2, then he is basically saying he is afraid of contact - "I could dominate and do better than I am currently, I just don't feel like it."
  4. Talking about other schools as though he was forced into playing at OSU--"you'd see my full potential at X but I'm here at OSU"--nevermind that he could have played at any school.
  5. Incredible, breathtaking arrogance on 2 levels: (a) saying that he is currently dominant, and (b) even more incredibly, that he is SO AMAZING that he could play and dominate in any offense and any team.
  6. Basically calling the people around him worthless - that he makes a team dominant, not the other players, OL, etc...not to mention that he thinks he can make ANY team dominant.
  7. If he can dominate the nation on any team, why hasn't he done so at the team he is, you know, on?
December 9th, 2010 at 12:44 AM | perhaps.... he is closer to (Score:1)
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perhaps.... he is closer to leaving for the NFL than we thought? i know he said he's coming back, but with this kind of attitude, i wouldnt be surprised if tressel goads him out of here, both with his words and having people tell him it's a good idea to go to the NFL. 

Final Four Thoughts!

December 9th, 2010 at 12:51 AM | Tressel is obviously OK (Score:1)
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with his bullshit, or puts up with it as long as they are winning.  You can't tell me Tressel doesn't want to run him more. Pretty clear that Pryor is running the show.  What sort of coach is OK with his player putting Vick on his eye black during a game?  Who would let a player talk to the media when he's as arrogant and gaffe-prone as Pryor?  Tressel lets it slide because it's Pryor....or Bauserman.

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