OT: Pryor Speaks Lulz

Then you shouldn't have picked the stupid school you went to shit head.

than anything else. he's going to think the sky is the limit and he's only being restrained by his coach until the kid gloves are removed and he's allowed to screw up. his legend in his own mind is allowed to thrive bc the Sweater protects him from himself in games.

if i could just go back...I'd take state...

Words escape me (I actually sat in front of my computer for a minute, wrote something and erased, twice)...I can't even imagine what his thought process (if there is one) is like for some of the crap that comes out his mouth.

What a very nice and humble young man.

Why does Tressel let him talk?  

It is getting to the point that OSU might want to think about sneaking in at night and wiring his jaw shut. For his own safety.

didn't he make the academic all conference team or something?... There goes my faith in humanity.

Crap and OSU fans say Robinson can't pass, imagine Pryor without Posey and Sansenbacher to bail him out of those wobbly wobbly throws

Wait...

Pryor knows how to form words into sentences?

Is such a douche.

He sounds so damn butthurt. Normally I hate making fun of silly things that college kids say, but Pryor deserves a dope slap for this one.

1. Openly criticizing other good players in his conference.
2. Implicitly criticizing his own team and offense.
3. If not 2, then he is basically saying he is afraid of contact - "I could dominate and do better than I am currently, I just don't feel like it."
4. Talking about other schools as though he was forced into playing at OSU--"you'd see my full potential at X but I'm here at OSU"--nevermind that he could have played at any school.
5. Incredible, breathtaking arrogance on 2 levels: (a) saying that he is currently dominant, and (b) even more incredibly, that he is SO AMAZING that he could play and dominate in any offense and any team.
6. Basically calling the people around him worthless - that he makes a team dominant, not the other players, OL, etc...not to mention that he thinks he can make ANY team dominant.
7. If he can dominate the nation on any team, why hasn't he done so at the team he is, you know, on?

that it was a really good thing he chose OSU. This ass clown would be a complete embarrassment to the University. I hope Mallett shows this clown how to ball Michigan style!

Hail

He is the anti-Denard.

What a self-important jackass.

Wow, what an amazing contrast from the Denard article in the Trib yesterday.  Class and humility versus arogance and classlessness. Am I ever glad Pryor passed us up, leaving the door open for Denard.

I mean, it's not like he couldn't have played in this offense.  You know you're a shithead when you're jealous of a guy you beat because he gets more newspaper headlines than you.

everyone shows no class, I mean no class towards me no class towards you....you know what I'm sayin'?

Whatever happened to "Come on Terrell, lead us?"  Is he saying he plays with a bunch of underachievers and that's why he didn't win the B10 QB-of-the-Year award?  I hope somebody out there is compiling a binder of "Terrelle Pryor Says The Darndest Things" for NFL scouts.

Quotes like this make me SO happy that we have Denard.

So are you saying that your own head coach put a governor on you to prevent you from "dominating the nation" ?.

Please. You chose Ohio State and Tressel to "better" prepare you to play in the NFL.

Remember all those things Charlie Batch told you?

No better than the TP I wipe my ass with.

Wasn't Ter-el Superman's father's name?

This explains his total awesomeness. His parents moved from planet Krypton to Pennsylvania so he would stand out. Likely he was only a 3-star on Krypton.

how stupid he truly is

I think Pryor would have been even more succesful in our offense than Denard this year.  He made a stupid mistake picking OSU over Michigan, and maybe he's startig to realize it? Bash him all you want, but I agree with Pryor on this statement.  Too bad he didn't have a chance to prove it in a Michigan uniform.

     He has done nothing that would make an NFL team want to draft him as a qb and I don't think he's tough enough (mentally) to change positions.  I see a bright future for TP in the CFL. 

or if I knew how to read defenses, yeah I could do any of that

Yeah, I forgot that Charlie Batch was such a great pro. This guy is a clown, I seriously hope we beat the hell out of them and Dantonio next year. I want an ass kicking like the Pats gave to the Jets last Monday.

He might use it once a game.  He's much more polished in the "avoid any chance of contact and the run directly out-of-bounds" play.  It's quite effective for him, of course that's probably Tressel calling that too. 

Perhaps the only play he has perfected more...   the "dominate the opponent by confusing them with a ground ball to the flat" pass play.  Dominating.

Do you think he realizes he's taking a shot at Tressel and the offensive coaching staff?

Hey Terrelle Pryor, do you like fish sticks?

I'd dominate the nation... I would dominate college football

Really?!... well in that case...

Congratulations, Terrell Pryor:

If my aunt had d dick she would be my uncle!

more wins, been to a couple bowl games and the program would feel at least on more solid footing, and Denard would be redshirted and ready to unleash his smile on the world knowing the offense but I am soooooooooo glad this bozo went to OSU.

Pryor is a junior and still hasn't declared for a major.  According to tOSU website he's "exploring".  What a joke he's on all academic Big Ten.

His NFL career is going to be as awesome as Dwayne Jarrett's.  But probably shorter.

I was fairly upset when he didn't sign on to play for us.  Now I believe this was a huge win for us. 

This from the guy who wanted to be in a pro-style offense.

Also note to Pryor:  If you want respect, stop making idiotic statements.

I have no problem with the lack of sports-speak decorum here. It's actually a little refreshing and Barkley-esque, especially since hes closer to being right than he is to being wrong. He would have clearly been better off at Michigan and he knows it (Michigan would have been better off with him too in his freshman and sophomore years). I don't think he'd have gotten Denard-type numbers but he might have come close. 

I don't know about you guys, but since we are all murderers and thieves we shouldn't comment.

Invite him to New York!

The "everyone kills people" related comments were starting to get old. Now we can have fresh comments using some new and exciting TP references.

"I'M 30-4. Not you, not the defense, not Tressel. ME!"

"I'd dominate every sport I tried out for, if only I was given a chance!"

"Those other guys, they can win the awards, but everyone knows(just like everyone murders people) that I'm the best!"

Think of the great laughs we are going to have over this. I'm not sure about the rest of you, but I want more TP comments. Here's to hoping Tressel doesn't put a muzzle on him, ever.

One of my most ardent hopes was that Pryor would eventually realize that he made the wrong decision to attend OSU.  He isn't saying it that way, but he does know that he fucked up big time.  He may be saying he is a Buckeye, wants to come back, etc, but he knows deep down that he would have had a lot better time playing for a spread option team. 

This means, no matter what he says or how he postures, that he won't ever be 100% on the same page as his coach.  It also means that I will enjoy any consequences his unrest causes OSU. 

"We've never had to talk to him about, hey, listen, don't worry about the individual stuff," Buckeyes quarterbacks coach Nick Siciliano said. "Because he's never brought it up. He's never once said, hey coach, I want to win the Heisman, or I want to win this. He said coach, we have to win games."
 

Oh, so he only makes a selfish idiot of himself in the national media.  That's cool.

T. Cryor.

OSU has one of the best Ds and great receivers and kicking games.

T. Cryor just has to put up 12yd ducks and run an occassional 5yd skirt run to the sideline after getting good field position from the D and kicking game.

Newton and Tebow (and Denard) are QBs that can move their teams to a win by force of will.

Everyone is a jackass, is arrogant, and throws their team/coach under the bus

The whole year!

I only run 5 times per game. I had some games without a carry.

Granted these include sacks, but his total was 120 for 12 games, or 10 per game. His low was 3 carries, in the Indiana game (all sacks). So he's close but not quite on that. He had five games with 11 or more carries and 9 games with 7 or more carries. 

In contrast, Denard NEVER carried 30 in a game (his highs of 29 and 28 came in the first two games) and usually averaged about 21 per game. His low was 5 carries, in the BGSU game.

Pryor did have three 100-game rushing games on the year. Denard had three games in which he did not run for at least 100.