OT: Police Nab "Mystery Pooper" in Ypsilanti
I post this with some trepidation, but some of the text in the body of the article is so humourous that I thought the Board may get a few laughs.
Further, it is the most read article on mlive today. Of particular note, the object of the attention became somewhat of a local celebrity after the original article went viral. Local band Black Jake and The Carnies wrote a song about the mystery pooper, a fake mystery pooper account popped up on Twitter and a billboard requesting residents "Do your civic doody” and "Help us catch the 'poopetrator'” appeared on Interstate 94.
http://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/index.ssf/2014/05/police_nab_myster…
Unfortunately, the police did not identify this new local celebrity, who apparently resides in a local halfway house. Thankfully, he was apprehended before warm weather would allow kids to play in the area.
I will sleep better tonight.
I'm still on the run(s)! They got the wrong crapper! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
I poop on you!
I will shit better tonight.
Glad that the police "really knew their shit".
sure takes a load off my mind.
I think we all feel some relief from the tension that was building up.
Generate some classic lines.
Thanks for making the subject even more humorous.
I cannot believe that the police did not identify this miscreant, though I guess if he is in a half-way house, they didn't desire to put him in deeper shit.
He should move to San Francisco, he would fit right in
I am glad they pinched this serial loafer.
Sounds like this crappy business is over now.
Officer: "Stay where you are and put the loaf down!"
Pooper: "Whatever you say, sir."
Officer: "No! Wait! DON'T put the loaf down! DON'T put the loaf down!"
Police were not surprised to find the perpetrator wearing the following....
intoxicated on cheap box wine
OK so chunkums lives in a halfway house?
but I pooped on the Great Wall of China. It wasn't meant as a "Free Tibet" protest or anything, I was just out there (in the Mutianyu area of the wall for those who know it) and was overwhelmed by a need to take a dump. I was really hurting. I walked forever looking for a public toilet, but there were no options. I was completely by myself because thunderstorms were passing through and other tourists had fled.
So, yes, I dropped trou and pinched off a deuce on one of the Seven Wonders of the World.
I regret nothing.
the cultural revolution begins! rolling thunder II, let the operations begin.
Intentional? I don't think so, but kind of hope it is.
Council Member Brian Robb said he hopes "we can just put this behind us."