Although, I'm sure this isn't serious....please don't be...this is a submission by a children's book publisher with their ideas for Wolverine Mascot.
Wolverines, "fierce, but approachable".
Maybe photoshoppers can have fun with this.
http://www.annarbor.com/sports/um-football/here-we-go-again-childrens-bo...
WTF does a blue dog have to
Words fail to describe how
Words fail to describe how bad those designs are...
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
Do I Really Need To Say It?
No, just no, if this is in earnest.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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let's have both and name them Maize and Blue.
And just to fuck this up some
And just to fuck this up some more, let's name the blue one Maize.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
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That "wolverine"
that "wolverine" honestly looks mentally handicapped. Or he just met Denard and is a little starstruck.
I can't stop laughing at your comment
Lmfao
We hate Michigan State. We don't like Penn State too. We don't care for Minnesota, Wisconsin or Notre Dame but we all hate O-S-U.
Michigan Blue 2008 block M hockey jersey still for sale for 50.00. FREE S/H
I kind of like it, I've
I kind of like it, I've noticed there are no toys to buy for young children to make them Michigan fans. I mean I'd probably buy a few mini-Wolverines, and it wouldn't hurt to have them on the sidelines to amuse the kids at the game, and I think it makes Michigan seem more "professional" and could helps with recruits who are just using college football as a stepping stone to the NFL.
-Chet
What you see is the hard work he's put in. It's nature. It just all comes together.
-Craig James
Unless we start recruiting 5
Unless we start recruiting 5 year olds, I don't see a recruit picking a school based on the mascot.
This might be arrogant, and if it is, it is, but we're Michigan
Really Chet?
Really Chet? No toys for young children?
Avatar is a reference to this. Go Blue!
MDen has this pillow
MDen has this pillow pet:
I think that's enough.
Denard has spent the offseason working really hard and smiling at people.
Why oh why is it a bear?
I will never understand. I may have considered buying one if it was, you know, a wolverine.
I'm not a lunatic. Seriously, i'm not.
Ok, maybe just a little bit.
Can I interest you in a fox?
Can I interest you in a fox?
Nice...
...marmot.
As a matter of fact I like beer.
I have that one on my desk at
I have that one on my desk at home, along with a wolverine I picked up at the Natural History Museum. The best stuffed wolverine I have is from the WWF but even he doesn't look fierce enough. I guess to show my wolverine love, I'll just stick to pictures from the zoo.
Confession...
My daughter owns that pillow pet.
Florida Wolverines have dreadlocks...
This
This is kind of weird looking, Says it's a beach ball:
5 4 3 2 1 Touchdown!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
I've been a Michigan fan my
I've been a Michigan fan my whole life without having any family members go there before me and I never once wondered where their mascot was. You know what brings in fans? Guys like Denard.
"Michigan Defense" is dominating everything, in every aspect of life. That's a rough definition.
-Craig Roh 10/29/2011
Exactly.
I've been a M fan as long as I can remember. The winged helmets and winning tradition is why I love M.
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.
Wrong, right and REALLY wrong.
There are a half-dozen or more different styles of Michigan-garbed plush teddy bears; at the M Den right now you get a free "UTL" teddy bear with a $200 purchase:
So the notion that there aren't any cuddly M things to buy for kids is wrong.
Next, if you think that it might make the atmosphere of Michigan football more "NFL," I suppose that you are right, although NFL mascots are all mostly so awful that collegiate mascots look good by comparison.
But if you suggest that it ought to be a goal of Michigan football to present an NFL game-day experieince, I could not disagree with you more. My default decision-making, absent any better reason, is that if the NFL does it, Michigan ought NOT to do it.
btw: Did the "Mascot Books" website crash? Or did they pull it down?
I own that and am grown.
I own that and am grown.
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
Surely
You gest.
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal
Even I have one of these
THAT is a Wolverine.
Dammit Chet...
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine." -KK
Jeebus.
The second one sure looked like this guy.
If the haters don't hate you then you're doing something wrong. - David Cone
And the first:
This might be arrogant, and if it is, it is, but we're Michigan
yup. i've never even seen
yup. i've never even seen that movie and the first thing i thought was definitely "that's stitch"
Or this fellow
"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
"Fix the cigarette lighter."
Schid is a schloth
Formerly known as PahokeePahokee
My response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s
Re: My Avatar - It's Guy Gardner. If you're a nerd like me, you'll get it.
Mascot....we don't need no
Mascot....we don't need no stinkin' mascot!
Run away..............
Run away..............
(No subject)
Michigan's offensive style requires more players that have greater interactions with the Higgs field.
these are a complete insult
these are a complete insult to all that is michigan.
the only thing that would even be remotely close to acceptable is having another live wolverine on the field.
Brady Hoke: Kicking Ass And Signing Names On The Recruiting Trail
It's a tie!
I just can't decide which ones worse.
The answer
The answer is both. Or B.
Florida Wolverines have dreadlocks...
"You can't get your picture
"You can't get your picture taken with a Block M," he told the magazine. "Mascots are really embraced by the youth demographic and we want to take advantage of that, for all the reasons that are obvious."
...we disagree, Dave Brandon.
Denard has spent the offseason working really hard and smiling at people.
This guy is really growing on me.
I think I wouldn't even be mad.
Looks like I just slid down the slippery slope....
The San Francisco Giants....
...they beat you to the bottom, I think.
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Looks like one of the mascots
Looks like one of the mascots on that Chappelle's Show skit about STD's. A mixture between crabs and herpes.
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine." -KK
Emmy or bust. This is the
Emmy or bust. This is the only mascot that I endorse.
Either that or a giant inflatable Brady Hoke about the same size as BD's Mongo Man that walks around pointing and pooping gold all over the field.
EEB c/o 2014
We need to think way outside
We need to think way outside the box for our certainly inevitable mascot. I nominate these guys (they're not doing anything right now and could be had for cheap)
A friend once threw a Halloween party...
...and the guests were asked to dress as the abstract concept of their choice. A female friend went as the color blue. There are possibilities here.
(And yes, she looked good....)
If change is really necessary, then
I want a live wolverine on our sideline, sparty and brutus would be intimidated by it. Those two furries look like they would get their lunch money stolen and be forced to lick dog poo by other mascots.
Formerly known as PahokeePahokee
You may be on to something...
mascot
The one with the butt-cut looks like he's spinning vicodins on his fingers. Not a good message for the youth.
snot coming out of his nose
My wife thinks the walking block M looks like it has snot comng out of its nose
I'm really confused. I've
I'm really confused. I've been a Michigan fan since I was a kid, yet there was no mascot around to hold my interest. How the hell did I become a Michigan fan at such a young age if there was no mascot? It sounds like I defied all logic and reason.
Hail to the college whose colors we wear,
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
WTF??????
I dont even know WTF that first thing is. It looks like a dog that got the shit beat out of it and tattooed a winged helmet on its head.
"Those who stay will be champions" -Bo
Maybe this book publisher is an ohio fan...
Make us look really stupid and then put an O on the front disguised as a zero.
WTF does a blue dog have to do with a Wolverine??