gsblue

February 14th, 2012 at 1:13 PM ^

Are they built for speed or for comfort?  What you do with them?  Motorboat?  You play the motorboat?  pbbbbbbbbbbbb!  You motorboatin’ son of a bitch!

 

Daniel

February 14th, 2012 at 1:28 PM ^

It's a new strategy: they're actually trying to get these "enhanced" ladies on the football field as walkons. They intend to use them as d-linewomen; just line them up, and watch the offense lose track of the ball.

If they can take the SEC title using this tactic, it will confirm that a D-fence does indeed win championships.

Blazefire

February 14th, 2012 at 2:22 PM ^

Only if they're making the surgery available to recruits or their families.

"Listen... we want you to play OT at Auburn. We really do. But guys of your mass often have... issues. You're gonna need some reconstructive surgery to offer support before we can look at you in the locker room."