The billboard picture says it all. Only in the SEC
Couldn't be a sublimal message to recruits could it? Recruiting violation?
http://network.yardbarker.com/college_football/article_external/auburns_...
The billboard picture says it all. Only in the SEC
Couldn't be a sublimal message to recruits could it? Recruiting violation?
http://network.yardbarker.com/college_football/article_external/auburns_...
Are they built for speed or for comfort? What you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? pbbbbbbbbbbbb! You motorboatin’ son of a bitch!
It's a new strategy: they're actually trying to get these "enhanced" ladies on the football field as walkons. They intend to use them as d-linewomen; just line them up, and watch the offense lose track of the ball.
If they can take the SEC title using this tactic, it will confirm that a D-fence does indeed win championships.
FWIW, there is nothing wrong with the women of the SEC, Auburn included.
Opinions vary, but I tend to fancy ladies with 3-digit IQs.
/Mentally apologizes to Vanderbilt
/Thinks impure thoughts about Dambisa Moyo
But there will be no coitus.
Only if they're making the surgery available to recruits or their families.
"Listen... we want you to play OT at Auburn. We really do. But guys of your mass often have... issues. You're gonna need some reconstructive surgery to offer support before we can look at you in the locker room."
Recruiting violation? Haha no
Is it also a recruiting violation if a hot woman is walking around in Michigan stuff?