OT: Pats mascot arrested in prostitution sting

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December 13th, 2009 at 2:21 AM
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OT: Pats mascot arrested in prostitution sting

For anyone needing a pick-me-up after losing the volleyball game, I thought I'd post this hilarious news story:

One of the guys who plays the Patriots' mascot was arrested for soliciting a prostitute as part of a sting in Rhode Island. As another funny sidenote, prostitution was apparently legal recently in Rhode Island as long as it occurred indoors. A legal loophole was accidentally introduced by the Rhode Island legislature in 1980 and it wasn't fixed until November.

http://www2.turnto10.com/jar/news/local/article/police_arrest_14_since_a...

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December 13th, 2009 at 2:26 AM | another reason not to have a mascot (Score:1)
TrppWlbrnID
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another person to get in trouble. i seem to remember the demon deacon getting in trouble a while back.

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December 13th, 2009 at 2:30 AM | It's hard to outrun the cops wearing a mascot head (Score:1)
Muttley
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Although the lack of pants does compensate a tad

Ha!

December 13th, 2009 at 3:07 AM | He wasn't soliciting. (Score:1)
mooseman
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He just said he wanted a little head.

Still not funny? Damn.

December 13th, 2009 at 1:58 PM | Touché (Score:1)
those.who.stay.
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+1, Hilarious.

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December 13th, 2009 at 2:58 AM | Well that's just funny on all (Score:1)
mrider
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Well that's just funny on all levels.

December 13th, 2009 at 3:24 AM | makes me think of rhode (Score:1)
MaizeyBlue
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makes me think of rhode island slut

what movie???

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December 13th, 2009 at 8:51 AM | CRIPES! (Score:1)
nickbob
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CRIPES!

December 13th, 2009 at 3:58 AM | Apparently he has a partner (Score:1)
LongLiveBo
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Apparently he has a partner that is kidnapping and importing Asian sex workers.

The Team, The Team, The Team.

December 13th, 2009 at 4:21 AM | Relationships must be (Score:1)
I Bleed Maize N Blue
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Relationships must be difficult when you're a minuteman.

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The beatings will continue until the uniforms improve!

December 13th, 2009 at 11:30 AM | Due to its brief duration, (Score:1)
michelin
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The crime was undetectable in the "instant replay"

michelin

December 13th, 2009 at 1:59 PM | The play stands as called on (Score:1)
those.who.stay.
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The play stands as called on the field.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife.

December 13th, 2009 at 11:17 AM | Judge Judy gives Pat the maximum possible sentence (Score:1)
michelin
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Judge Judy: “This is the third time I have seen you in this courtroom. I'm going to have to impose the maximum sentence on you."

What was that? Under a little known Rhode Island blue law, a legislator had determined the worst possible sentence after seeing the movie, “It’s Pat” based on the gender-neutral character in Saturday Night Live. Nobody could tell Pat’s sex. Actually, nobody really cared either. So, the movie, which was to reveal Pat’s real sex, was rated among the bottom 100 movies of all time and among the worst five movies in its (still uncertain) genre.

The movie was, in fact, so bad that the legislator suggested it could be used as a weapon against crime. So, in Pat the Patriots trial before Judge Judy, she said:

"I hereby sentence you to watch It’s Pat The Movie!!”

Pat the Patriot exclaimed: “No!! No!! Send me to the chair!!!”

His appeal is currently under review.

michelin

December 13th, 2009 at 11:21 AM | I wonder... (Score:1)
Tater
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...what the "girls" thought of his "Patriot Missile?"

 

 

 

December 13th, 2009 at 11:37 AM | This thread is hilarious, (Score:1)
Magnus
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This thread is hilarious, especially the "He wasn't soliciting. He just said he wanted a little head." comment.

+1 for everyone.

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December 13th, 2009 at 11:44 AM | How do you all know (Score:1)
STW P. Brabbs
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That Pat wasn't the prostitute?

December 13th, 2009 at 12:21 PM | wanted by the FBI (Score:1)
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apparently not the first indiscretion...lulz

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