OT: The Passion of Bama Fans

Submitted by JimBobTressel on
manziel better watch out

 

 

 

MGozer

July 15th, 2013 at 1:40 AM ^

First, you have a video that the kid obviously shot of himself slobbering his threats to Manziel and swearing that Alabama is invincible because "all they've been through" over spring training (presumably, 15 practices that put all other teams' 15 practices to shame).

But after the kid throws on his helmet and executes a devastating open-futon tackle of his mom's pillows, here's where the second person comes into play.  It's kind of Inception-like in that we realize the whole video to this point has been videotaped off a computer screen by a different guy.  The kid barks, "Roll Tide!" between labored breaths, and then his video ends.  THEN, the second guy (who is watching this video on his computer) adds, "Roll Tide Roll," once the original video has ended.

Does that clear it up?

ChopBlock

July 15th, 2013 at 12:14 AM ^

I wonder what Neitzsche with think of this guy. On one hand, it seems he would scorn him for harboring resentment against Johnny Manziel and generally exhibiting the "slave morality". On the other hand, they both evidently suffer(ed) from manic syphilitic seizures, so maybe they're more alike than we might think.

Eskimoan

July 15th, 2013 at 12:35 AM ^

I'm on my IPhone nothing is showing up. I check the site on my browser and app and no video. I'm assuming its a video of a Bama fan shoving a remit in his butt?

SpinachAssassin

July 15th, 2013 at 1:27 AM ^

i was wondering why he had all of those pillows; seemed strange to me.  then it all made sense!  and here i was thinking that he was about to use it as a transmorgifier to turn himself into an actual athlete.

by the way, the video is less cringe-worthy if you watch it in 20 second increments. 

Victor Hale II

July 15th, 2013 at 6:20 AM ^

Somewhere, an Ohio State fan is tilting his head and pointing and laughing at this douche while noting how much of an embarassment he is to Alabama and its fans.

LSAClassOf2000

July 15th, 2013 at 6:53 AM ^

I sincerely hope nobody tells him about the articles that came out over the weekend concerning how A.J. McCarron and Johnny Manziel were building something of a casual off-the-field friendship at the Manning Passing Academy. I would hate to think what this kid might do to those pillows then.