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August 15th, 2012 at 9:04 PM | Poor kid (Score:3 Normal)
megalomanick
Joined: 07/06/2008
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She looks like one of those celebrity baby mash-ups. Quite literally Bruce Willis' face on Demi Moore's body.

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August 15th, 2012 at 9:08 PM | not that special, kinda small (Score:5 Normal)
OverDey
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not that special, kinda small and saggy actually.  but then, will never complain as they're all good.

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August 15th, 2012 at 9:35 PM | That's the thing about bewbz. (Score:5 Normal)
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That's the thing about bewbz. You see one pair, you want to see all of the other ones.

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August 15th, 2012 at 4:56 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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Photography Facebook Page. Lots of Michigan sports photos. And planes, lots of planes:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Barron-Photography/13379

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August 15th, 2012 at 4:57 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
AmaizeingBlue
Joined: 09/01/2010
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August 15th, 2012 at 4:57 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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Photography Facebook Page. Lots of Michigan sports photos. And planes, lots of planes:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Barron-Photography/13379

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August 15th, 2012 at 6:48 PM | Mmmm bacon...some cats get all the luck. (Score:5 Normal)
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Colors That Float

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August 15th, 2012 at 4:59 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
sedieso
Joined: 09/12/2008
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August 15th, 2012 at 5:48 PM | Did somebody say Christopher Walken? (Score:5 Normal)
MaizeAndBlueWahoo
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"We've beaten Michigan the last four years.  So where's the threat?"

- Mark Dantonio

Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com/<

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August 15th, 2012 at 8:27 PM | You're missing somebody..... (Score:5 Normal)
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"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

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August 16th, 2012 at 12:21 AM | MORE WALKEN (Score:4 Normal)
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"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
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August 15th, 2012 at 4:59 PM | (No subject) (Score:2 Normal)
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Jar-Jar-Binks

Abort, Retry, Fail?

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August 15th, 2012 at 6:36 PM | GTFO (Score:5 Normal)
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August 15th, 2012 at 10:51 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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Photobucket

"We've beaten Michigan the last four years.  So where's the threat?"

- Mark Dantonio

Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com/<

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:00 PM | wat (Score:5 Normal)
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August 15th, 2012 at 5:01 PM | Say what you will about Off Topic... (Score:5 Normal)
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Still better than Hot Topic.

 

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:22 PM | Hot Topic has nothing on Northface (Score:5 Normal)
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Photo

How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon

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August 15th, 2012 at 7:35 PM | Yes. Yes, I do.   And, no. (Score:4 Normal)
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Yes. Yes, I do.

 

And, no. No, I really don't.

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:02 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
Nomic
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August 15th, 2012 at 5:02 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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http://i.imgur.com/lvvqi.gif

Greetings from Bolivia.

"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple."  - Gary Moeller

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:36 PM | Does anyone else (Score:5 Normal)
M-Wolverine
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Find this horrifying?

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

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August 15th, 2012 at 6:57 PM | Dear God. (Score:5 Normal)
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I can't stop watching it.

Class of '97.  Missed it by that much.

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August 15th, 2012 at 7:35 PM | Is this the the Honey Boo Boo (Score:2 Normal)
aiglick
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Is this the the Honey Boo Boo Child from Georgia?

I heard about this on Hits One.

Here's hoping for a bright future. This team does try hard and I will continue to support them.

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:03 PM | (No subject) (Score:3 Normal)
Bluemandew
Joined: 11/18/2010
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Just do it!

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:50 PM | The chick to his right... (Score:3 Normal)
Flamebait
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Chick to his right is super hot...

 

If that's his piece he's winning.

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August 15th, 2012 at 7:33 PM | (No subject) (Score:3 Normal)
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All right Lemmings. Bring the heat.

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August 15th, 2012 at 11:09 PM | You wanna get political?!?! (Score:4 Normal)
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I'll bite.

Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.

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August 15th, 2012 at 7:34 PM | (No subject) (Score:2)
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nm

All right Lemmings. Bring the heat.

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:05 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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Denard is my homeboy.

University of Michigan Class of 2014

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:18 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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"Relax you panic monger" -Megatron

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August 15th, 2012 at 6:49 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:05 PM | (No subject) (Score:2 Normal)
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“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:08 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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http://www.lobshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/anthony-eyebrows-fly-away1.gif

Greetings from Bolivia.

"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple."  - Gary Moeller

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:16 PM | OT? (Score:3 Normal)
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This topic isn't OT; it's meta.  

 

 

 

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:17 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
Nomic
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August 15th, 2012 at 5:17 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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"Relax you panic monger" -Megatron

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:17 PM | Can't wait for the season (Score:5 Normal)
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August 15th, 2012 at 5:18 PM | I farted. (Score:3 Normal)
Louie C
Joined: 11/16/2009
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I farted.

"It's the only place to get the inside story on Wolverine football, so blee bluhh tahh!" - Bo

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:38 PM | grossie o'donnel sports minute (Score:2)
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<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eoo9Fnr1UQk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

edit-linkfail, off to bolivia

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:19 PM | I'M SO READY FOR FOOTBALL (Score:3 Normal)
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I'M SO READY FOR FOOTBALL SEASON TO RECOMMENCE.

HOW READY??THAT READY.

USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:20 PM | (No subject) (Score:3 Funny)
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"Relax you panic monger" -Megatron

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:21 PM | (No subject) (Score:4 Normal)
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Photo: pretty much

How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:23 PM | That picture also works for (Score:5 Normal)
a2_electricboogaloo
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That picture also works for Indiana football games.

USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:28 PM | what if I told you that (Score:2)
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what if I told you that concert was in Indiana......but that guy still thought he was at an IU football game....

How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:22 PM | Requisite Kate Beckinsale Post (Score:5 Normal)
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"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

"Fix the cigarette lighter."

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:27 PM | The details of my life are (Score:5 Normal)
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Mychildhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meathelmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.

all the dude wanted was his rug back...

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August 15th, 2012 at 9:57 PM | (No subject) (Score:4 Normal)
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CoE Class of 2007

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August 16th, 2012 at 2:35 AM | HI BABE... i guess your not (Score:5 Normal)
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Joined: 11/28/2010
MGoPoints: 496

HI BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been  tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of  garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know  who this is its ME ASHLEY.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then  I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there.. do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol.. ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room... if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move.. also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo ASHLEY FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ------>> myinvitesonly. com/BYPASS (remove the space)

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:28 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
hail2thevict0r
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Joined: 12/01/2008
MGoPoints: 9797

OH-HOW-I-HATE OHIO STATE

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August 15th, 2012 at 5:32 PM | OT (Score:1 Redundant)
SMJenkins3
Joined: 11/03/2011
MGoPoints: 126

I'm going to go OT on your OT post and just say people should turn on the Seattle-TB game.

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