This probably fits in the "Cool Story Bro" category, but I'm very amused, and I thought I'd share. I'm the parent of rising high school senior (an awesome Michigan fan!) who has good grades and test scores and, as such, gets a lot of unsolicited email from colleges. Today she received one from "The Ohio State University" with the subject line "Feeling the love?"
I was feeling awkward and I hadn't even opened it. It was remarkably brief, and the highlight was this:
It's entirely possible that you are the brightest student ever.
The Ohio State University just might be the finest institution of higher education on the planet.
Seems we should learn more about each other.
They really published "finest institution of higher education on the planet." Words fail me. I figured y'all could help me respond appropriately.