OT - Ohio is a pair of smelly underpants
All it's missing is the poopstain.
Also, this settles the phony "which state is a mitten" debate brought about by jealous Wisconsinites. But it throws them a bone, too - now if they want to play the "where do I live as displayed by a body part" game all they have to do is turn sideways and point at their teeth.
I love how he uses Georgia for Missouri and vice versa.
I will say, however, that from this moment on, every time my son wants to do the states puzzle, I will hold up Wisconsin and have this urge to say, "Alas, poor Yorick!".
Also, somehow the image of Idaho as a sitting garden gnome seems to fit on several levels.
If anyone thinks Wisconsin looks more like a mitten than Michigan, they're on crack.
Their "thumb" looks more like a syringe.
Now Maine will think it's a mitten too.
The UP is a rabbit jumping.
Lake Superior is a wolf.
Lake Huron is a backpacker.
I've lived in a stegosaurus, a whale, Missouri, a tea-toting elephant, a mitten and a nice looking sammich.
To be more specific, I've lived:
- at the heel of the mitten's thumb
- somewhere in the gut of a stegosaurus, a little above the hind leg
- in the nostril of the stegosaurus
- underneath the whale spout
- ok, truth be told, even the large map is too small for me to figure out what that is. A boat?
And there's only five shapes I haven't been to: the Vulcan sign, the blender pitcher, the boiling-over pot, the piano, and Pooh Bear on a jet pack.
the top of the amplifier, the upside-down microscope, Winnie the Pooh with a rocket pack, and the snowball trail.
Florida is an eggplant?? Man, my mind has been in the gutter for apparently no reason. It will always be "America's wang" to me.
If you scroll over the image on a computer the phrase "That eggplant is in something of a flaccid state" appears.
Alaska FTW!
Sucks to be Montanan.
Could be worse. I feel like he just sort of phoned it in on Kentucky.
Though Columbus is right where the asshole would be.
is Columbus. It is even located in the appropriate position.
DRAT! - Beaten to the punch again - I'll get you M-wolverine! (shakes fist in air)
Ohio State is my number one bathroom. I take my poops in the bathroom, yeah.
Michigan needs to declare war on Maine! There isn't room for two states that use a hand for a map.
"The region has been inhabited since at least 11,000 BCE, and some archeological evidence suggests the state--with roughly its current borders--has literally always existed."