Based on a very good suggestion in the thread below, we should probably have a separate thread for these most important and therapeutic Festivus traditions.
I shall begin with a couple -
*turns to next door neighbor* The recent weather was difficult for all of us, and I appreciate that you don't want to spend a couple hours in the cold fixing your now completely oblitterated drain line from your sump pump to the street, but damnit, I am not going to suffer the glacier now forming around your foundation once Christmas is over.
*turns to city DPW* I get the whole plowing thing, but I am getting a little tired of having to shovel the end of the driveway multiple times each snowstorm. A few more such instances and I am afraid that I am going have to insist that you correct the situation yourself - I will stand in the way of the plow and refuse to move until your department has shoveled me out.