OT: Official SEC application form leaked

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September 22nd, 2011 at 4:56 AM
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OT: Official SEC application form leaked

http://www.sportspickle.com/opinion/8071/application-for-sec-membership

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September 22nd, 2011 at 5:16 AM | Fake (Score:3 Normal)
JDNorway
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I believe you have stumbled upon a fake version of the application form here.

The real one includes the option "c) To cover up alleged wrong doings" in the Compliance Director question.

September 22nd, 2011 at 5:41 AM | Something Is Missing (Score:5 Normal)
LSAClassOf2000
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Where is the section  for listing outstanding warrants ?

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3

September 22nd, 2011 at 6:09 AM | Hmm... I wonder if it is a (Score:5 Normal)
1484
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Hmm... I wonder if it is a timed application, so they can gauge an applicants' speed.

Hail.

September 22nd, 2011 at 6:24 AM | One correction (Score:5 Normal)
Tater
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Down here, it's not the Civil War; it's the "War of Northern Aggression."  Other than that, he nailed it.

 

 

 

September 22nd, 2011 at 5:54 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:2 Normal)
GWUWolverineFan
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Down in New Orleans we prefer "The War for Southern Independence"

September 22nd, 2011 at 6:33 AM | Do you have couselors available (Score:1)
BLUE HIKER
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for football recruits who might score too high on their college entrance exams?  (If not, said recruits may need to be sent to Vandy)

September 22nd, 2011 at 6:53 AM | Good stuff. (Score:2 Insightful)
OHbornUMfan
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The ACC app was enjoyable too; however, since the folks in that region aren't as dominant at anything (including being skull-thumpingly dense), it's a little harder to write funny sarcasm about them.

September 22nd, 2011 at 6:58 AM | You should also post the ACC application while you're at it: (Score:3 Normal)
maizenblue92
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Here you go. 

"I tried to but a pencil in the light socket but it was too wide and didn't fit so I used a paperclip."-Terrelle Pryor, Future Rhodes Scholar

September 22nd, 2011 at 7:04 AM | Lose with integrity or step (Score:2)
dennisblundon
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Lose with integrity or step on a baby's neck on your way to the podium, to hoist the crystal trophy?

September 22nd, 2011 at 7:21 AM | BUT PAWWWL. (Score:2)
GunnersApe
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Will your fan base call in the Paul Finebaum show and feed his troll Alabama ego?

 

Yes/No

 

If the answer is "yes" do you accept the fact that Nick Saban is the Second coming of Bear and PAWWWL is his prophet?

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

September 22nd, 2011 at 8:51 AM | So that's why WVU was rejected... (Score:2 Normal)
Vasav
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since they formed as a reaction against the confederacy. Sorry, boys, your fate was sealed when you picked the wrong side in 1861!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_West_Virginia

September 22nd, 2011 at 8:51 AM | Looks legit to me! (Score:3 Normal)
RowoneEndzone
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Looks legit to me!

"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great.  That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer

September 22nd, 2011 at 8:58 AM | Seen it before, but it's (Score:1)
ixcuincle
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Seen it before, but it's hilarious. Good shit.

September 22nd, 2011 at 9:32 AM | I'm totally (Score:3 Normal)
Shoelace Robinson
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I'm totally going to highjack this thread, but for good reason. I cannot start a thread on this worthy topic so someone else should...today is none other than Denard Xavier Robinson's 21st birthday. That is all.

10.44

September 22nd, 2011 at 9:44 AM | Looks about right to me. (Score:2)
RadioSimon1983
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Looks about right to me.

September 22nd, 2011 at 9:49 AM | OT: SDSU Crow Comment (Score:4 Normal)
rymgoblue11
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Not trying to hijack! Hoke just finished his Thursday interview on 97.1 The Ticket. 9:10A.M Thursday mornings. In response to SDSU coach's comment about spanking UM and making Hoke eat Crow. Hoke replies, "Crow tastes pretty good with BBQ sauce on it." For some reason I think he might really know, washing it down with beer.

September 22nd, 2011 at 10:42 AM | WVU... (Score:2 Normal)
Zvornik Bosna
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I think that States Rights question might've been what screwed them over

September 22nd, 2011 at 11:02 AM | ha (Score:1)
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love it

"The team..The team...The team" 

September 22nd, 2011 at 12:00 PM | Currently bummed (Score:1)
rcm
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A week or two ago I was reading a stream of tweets from @edsbs, @celebrityhottub, @burritobrosshit and @nastinchka with some hash tags regarding ACC SEC and B1G admissions questions. They were quite amusing, though I am unable to search for them right now, but just wanted to get your hopes up...

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