OT: Official SEC application form leaked

I believe you have stumbled upon a fake version of the application form here.

The real one includes the option "c) To cover up alleged wrong doings" in the Compliance Director question.

Where is the section  for listing outstanding warrants ?

Hmm... I wonder if it is a timed application, so they can gauge an applicants' speed.

Down here, it's not the Civil War; it's the "War of Northern Aggression."  Other than that, he nailed it.

for football recruits who might score too high on their college entrance exams?  (If not, said recruits may need to be sent to Vandy)

The ACC app was enjoyable too; however, since the folks in that region aren't as dominant at anything (including being skull-thumpingly dense), it's a little harder to write funny sarcasm about them.

Here you go. 

Lose with integrity or step on a baby's neck on your way to the podium, to hoist the crystal trophy?

Will your fan base call in the Paul Finebaum show and feed his troll Alabama ego?

Yes/No

If the answer is "yes" do you accept the fact that Nick Saban is the Second coming of Bear and PAWWWL is his prophet?

since they formed as a reaction against the confederacy. Sorry, boys, your fate was sealed when you picked the wrong side in 1861!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_West_Virginia

Looks legit to me!

Seen it before, but it's hilarious. Good shit.

I'm totally going to highjack this thread, but for good reason. I cannot start a thread on this worthy topic so someone else should...today is none other than Denard Xavier Robinson's 21st birthday. That is all.

Looks about right to me.

Not trying to hijack! Hoke just finished his Thursday interview on 97.1 The Ticket. 9:10A.M Thursday mornings. In response to SDSU coach's comment about spanking UM and making Hoke eat Crow. Hoke replies, "Crow tastes pretty good with BBQ sauce on it." For some reason I think he might really know, washing it down with beer.

I think that States Rights question might've been what screwed them over

love it

A week or two ago I was reading a stream of tweets from @edsbs, @celebrityhottub, @burritobrosshit and @nastinchka with some hash tags regarding ACC SEC and B1G admissions questions. They were quite amusing, though I am unable to search for them right now, but just wanted to get your hopes up...