I hope I'm right that the baby is a girl. You can finally stop!
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I hope I'm right that the baby is a girl. You can finally stop!
She is... however this is an old picture. Since this was taken we've had another girl and my wife is due in a month with what I hope is our last boy. Permanent measures are being taken. :)
I suggest you cease bedroom shenanigans until you've gotten tested. I wouldn't doubt some alien like you with your Vulcan verility could double-impregnante an already pregnant woman.
Or, (using your picture and my powers of deduction; I see 5 kids there, yet I can't see her hips behind your boys. Obviously she's delivered by cesarean before and should again.) Make sure they tie up those tubes while they're in there.
I don't know whether to thank you for the advise or fight you for trying to look at my wife's hips... :)
Even the Brady Bunch stopped at 6...
Sign them up. I doubt it's the big one.
I swear I recognize you.....Lutheran Pastor or teacher????
No, but I went to a Lutheran school in the Toledo area. Does this mean we know each other?
I was sure I recognized you and your wife. I think your doppelganger is a WELS pastor. Oh well, great looking family! Go Blue!
You win 10 orphans.
This just reminded me that I never told the end of my story...way back when, I published a diary about my prospective son's name hinging on the outcome of the Michigan-Alabama game. It was going to be Bear if Bama won, and Bo if Michigan won.
Obviously we know how that came out.
But speaking of "came out", it was a SHE that came out! So the good news is we named her Susannah (and call her "Zuzu" for short).
The bad news is my wife wants DOUBLE or NOTHING on the boy, whenever he comes...either NICHOLAS BEAR or ... well, nothing, which as any guy on here can tell you is something else she wanted anyway :)
IN HOKE SIGNO VINCES!!!
My daughter is due, as of yesterday, to provide me with my first grandchild (will be a girl). I will gladly provide numerous photos. In the interim, here's one of my three daughters with some strange guy.
P.S. My son-in-law is also a UM grad, so this child will be all maize and blue.
They're not babies anymore, but my 2 girls last spring in AA
Well played. Cute little rascals. However what is this GAP they're reppin?
And I'll keep with the baby theme.
My first when she was just a couple months old:
My second at about 1.5 years old (and you can't tell from this picture, but I'm actually wearing the same shirt as the picture above - 2 years later!):
Wait a minute. Those girls look Oriental and Andrew.
the first thing i thought was he ain't lying about his mgoname...
the first thing i thought was "hey those aren't baby rugs" but now that i know he's asian i guess i'm the one that was being racist.
disclaimer: all of my asian friends in high school insisted that "oriental" was a description of rugs, and therefore inappropriate as a description of humans.
My sister would always pull the "Oriental is a rug" thing in high school and make people very uncomfortable (while we were giggling inside).
I'm a bit less politically correct than my sis.
I was told that the reason it is offensive is because it is an Eurocentric term. Oriental meaning east of Europe. Also, lumping an entire cardinal direction of people into one category is kind of offensive in general considering the incredible diversity of culture in Asia.
From wikipedia - "The Orient means "the East". It is a traditional designation for anything that belongs to the Eastern world or the Near East or Far East, in relation to Europe"
I used to call white people "Occidental" ;)
Almost nobody got that :(
But it hasn't meant that for a hundred years. No one refers to India as the Orient. And about the only thing from the middle east considered Oriental anymore is the aforementioned rugs.
As for lumping an entrire cardinal direction of people into one category, I hope we're going to stop calling people "Mediterranean" or "Middle Eastern" ...I mean, we should do away with "Asian" (and European and African) altogether.
I find the people who are actually from Asia care the least about it, and it's people who have never stepped foot in the "Orient" that are looking for reasons to be offended so they can be as downtrodden as other groups.
I nearly busted a gut at this comment, lol
If your girls are demanding GAP attire this young, I sure hope you have a well-paying job because the next 20 years will be hard on the checkbook.
Not that it makes any difference in the end result, but in my experience, at this age, it's the mother demanding such attire for them.
forgot this pic in my other post further down the thread, this one is of my son's first trip to Ann Arbor, about 5 months old at the time.
Do NOT let her step on that M! Doom!
a naked run by a toddler wouldn't be that out of the ordinary. Youngest age to quash the curse!
That's why I was holding HIM tightly, not that it would've mattered as he was not walking yet at that age. We'll be back in Ann Arbor this August though so we'll have to make sure to watch out that he doesn't step on it then.
Here's my 18 month old eating raspberries in the middle of Costco. Apparently he thought the 2 quart container of tapioca pudding would make a good seat. Sadly he has his Dad's hair.
That is totally cute. Just wait until he's older and he asks to go to Costco for the free samples. There is an upscale grocery down the street from our house and my youngest always asks to go there for samples on Saturday.
That's the only reason I go to Costco. Also, the flagship Whole Foods is in Austin. I can go there any day of the week and basically get a full meal for free just walking around.
I'm definitely not posting a picture of my kid on here.
CooperLily. I was just lamenting the fact that my 12 year old is already 5'9" and the other two are getting big as well. Now I see all these cute babies! They grow up too fast, people. Mark my words. Savor every minute!!
He is NOT amused.
Negged because not a baby. READ THE THREAD TITLE MORAN.
neg the Snuggie® not the kid.
So Adult Children and Llamas are upvoted but you're going to criticize a picture of a 7 year-old? Are you sure you're not Mr. Rager in disguise?
And so glad you misspelled Moron. Brought a smile to my face to be negged by a MORON who can't spell MORON. :)
I hope you don't think he was truly criticizing your picture. He was just having a laugh. I'd venture to guess that he actually upvoted you, for what its worth.
A+++ response, would neg again.
Are you sure he's not watching the officiating at the National Champioship game??
is riding a stuffed animal. I will assume the animal's name is "Mark Dantonio", no?
First female left tackle at UM. She's already riding donkeys.
Then again, I don't really know how I'd feel if my little girl were 6'7" and 310 lbs... Yikes!
HA! My wife and I almost made our daughter's middle name Wolverine. You are a better fan than we are!
How long from banging --> forming babby?
Beware, not safe for anyone.
How did you even know this existed?