This is beyond off topic but today I went to see The Nutcracker in San Francisco with not one but two of the most beautiful girls in the world. I was honestly a little concerned about getting bored having seen the Nutcracker almost 20 times. But, this season’s production in San Francisco was amazing. Everything was perfect: The dancers, choreography, sets, opera house, story edits… This is probably the greatest production of the Nutcracker I’ve ever seen. Clara was a ‘badass’ and can dance absolutely beautifully. I was stunned by how good the Sugar Plum Fairy was. The Russian dancers, my favorite, were amazing. San Francisco always has an entire cast of amazing dancers. I highly recommend this to anyone. I actually did cry when Clara woke up back in her living room. 5/5 stars.
And for Herm, the best Omelet:
Beat three eggs in a bowl. I prefer a fork, if you know how to use it correctly, rather than a whisk. If you're not lactose intolerlant, shred a mix of cheddar and jack with a bit of parmesan together and set aside. For vegetables, make sure you steam them, or grill them in butter, slightly before adding them to the omelet. Some vegetables require more time than others. Mushrooms are fine raw, asparagus needs to be steamed a few minutes, and onions are best grilled in butter. For the eggs, melt a tablespoon of butter in a frying pan over medium heat. Make sure it’s not too hot so that the butter or the eggs don’t burn. I prefer to add the vegetables and meat (cooked sausage or bacon) while the egg is still runny and not fully set so that they are cooked in the egg rather than just sitting inside the omelet. Flip over and add the cheese inside right away before the eggs are fully cooked. Fold over and you have the perfect omelet. Dude...
By the way, I also loved Les Mis, Phantom, Sunset Boulevard, and Miss Saigon on Broadway. We can all agree that Cats sucks. I haven’t seen the Les Mis movie yet but am looking forward to it. The best musical film is Man of La Mancha with Peter O'Toole. He was a badass in Laurance of Arabia. That's the first two times I've ever said badass. The best Bond could be Craig but I’m still a fan of Connery. Tarantino will never top Pulp Fiction or Reservoir Dogs. His recent films are too campy.
Finally, the Nutcracker was actually amazing this year and my dates (7 and 10 years) are the most beautiful and sweetest girls in the world.