From the Dayton Daily News:
Apparently two Daytonians have created a micro-distillery vodka made from Ohio spring water and midwest grains. They've called it "Buckeye Vodka". $20 for a bottle. As if this damn state needed any more help getting drunk off cheap booze and embarassing themselves.
No word on if Ted Sarniak's company made the bottles. Or if Maurice Clarett is the celebrity spokesman.