DubbaEwwTeeEff

December 7th, 2009 at 7:39 PM ^

I call bullshit, and I have six different reasons.

1: This is my fourth year in SQuad and I've never seen a sign even remotely like that.

2: I haven't heard anything about one being posted anywhere on campus, and if it was, the Daily would have a field day with it.

3: There is no "University of Michigan Honor Code." The College of Engineering has an Honor Code, but as far as I know none of the other colleges do, and there definitely isn't anything university-wide that's referred to as an Honor Code.

4: The University very rarely uses the school seal, and would NEVER use it for something like this. "The primary purpose of the University Seal is to certify official University documents, including diplomas, certificates, and official acts by the Board of Regents. Since the introduction of the wordmark, the Seal should be used primarily for regental and presidential purposes only."

5: There's no mention of the Residence Halls Association, which would actually be the ones posting something like this.

6: The joke has been done before at other universities, and was proven to be a hoax back then too.

tedbundy98

December 7th, 2009 at 8:27 PM ^

I'm not trolling or insulting him, just calling him out for what he is. While people like you were living out in the dorms you're sophomore, junior and senior years, I was raging hard at ricks, slamming pitchers at skeeps, taking home the hot chicks you wanked to while staring out you're dorm room windows.

tedbundy98

December 8th, 2009 at 1:44 PM ^

My sophomore/junior years, while living with fraternity brothers and friends I attended skeeps underage. And anybody that knows anything, knows tuesday nights at skeeps is perfectly acceptable place to throw down for the 21 year old drinker.
I'm sorry i offended all of you nerds. Jeez, I bet you all made it football games by kickoff.

petered0518

December 7th, 2009 at 11:41 PM ^

I'm a 4 year dormer myself.

Oddly enough my decision had less to do with pussy and more to do with cooking, cleaning, and location.

But you must have been an honor student to have been in SQuad as a freshman, so I probably don't like you(totally jk, I swear)

I am actually in my third year of SQuad. My freshman year was Markley, which is why I now think SQuad is so great...

shikselover

December 7th, 2009 at 9:20 PM ^

...albeit without the fancy logo graphic. Our RA posted some signs over the urinals asking us to aim carefully after some idiots kept pissing on the floor. We fired back with signs including "Shake," "Please do not fart if a fellow resident is next to you," and "If you tap more than twice, you playin'!"

Don

December 7th, 2009 at 7:47 PM ^

It's obvious: the players are expending their manly essences in the shower, thereby leaving them depleted of their animal vitality when gametime comes, er, arrives.

Don

December 7th, 2009 at 7:54 PM ^

At some fake university in California, splooge in the pipes somehow ends up in a campus radioactive waste disposal facility, mutations happen, and pretty soon hot babes in the dorm showers find themselves confronting horrible things crawling up out of the drains.

nightavenger

December 7th, 2009 at 8:10 PM ^

For about three days outside the bathroom in my hall. Somebody took it down after that. I don't care that its probably fake, its still hilarious.

And this is America. I will masturbate wherever I damn well please. Thats called LIBERTY.