OT: ND Schadenfreude

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December 30th, 2011 at 9:59 AM
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OT: ND Schadenfreude

[on Kelly] Who are you going to get to replace him ? Seriously ? WHO??????

Who would want this job? It's like going to fight opponents who are on steroids with two hands tied behind your back.

USC, Ohio St, Michigan, Miami, FSU, Oklahoma, Texas, and the entire SEC have absolutely no restrictions. You don't need to know how to read. You don't have to go to class. They have majors like doobie rollin and pimpology. They can let anyone in, they can let anyone go. They have better looking girls who take their panties off easier. And on and on it goes.

It really is hilarious to say the least.

ND needs to drop those teams. ND needs to drop Michigan St. and Michigan as well.

Teams that ND should be playing every year are:

Duke, Minnesota, Rutgers, Army, Navy, Indiana, Rice, Vanderbilt, Wake Forest, Boston College, Pitt, Washington St.
 

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 [on Rees] Hopefully this guy will get lost somewhere and never show up at ND again. Take Kelly with him.
 

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Rees needs to be taken to the glue factory.

 

Any other items we can get a laugh out of on a Friday morning?

Hail.

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December 30th, 2011 at 10:03 AM | It would help if you told us (Score:5 Normal)
UMgradMSUdad
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It would help if you told us who you are quoting or where the quotes are from.

December 30th, 2011 at 10:18 AM | Really? (Score:5 Normal)
jaggs
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How would seeing that 'ND4eva' or whatever random username someone has chosen help?

December 30th, 2011 at 12:16 PM | It would help to have a link (Score:5 Normal)
UMgradMSUdad
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It would help to have a link or information about where these quotes were posted to provide a bit of context and the ability to check out what other hilarious comments there might be. 

December 30th, 2011 at 3:26 PM | I saw some of those posts on (Score:0 Trolling)
December 30th, 2011 at 10:04 AM | Hmmm... (Score:1)
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I get your point but I think a few of those schools do have some restrictions too. When was the last time M was able to admit a JC transfer?

Go Blue!

December 30th, 2011 at 10:08 AM | ND's last problem is recruiting, (Score:5 Normal)
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they always have very strong classes. Their issue is that Kelly is a jerk, who goes ape-shit on his players whenever they make a mistake. Also, I don't think he understands how to coach D.

"They're stuck with that quarterback (sophomore Braxton Miller) for the next two or three years, that's fine with me. He throws worse than (Tim) Tebow. - Steve Everitt

December 30th, 2011 at 10:12 AM | Sounds familiar (Score:2 Normal)
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Sounds familiar

December 30th, 2011 at 10:39 AM | touche (Score:0 Normal)
December 30th, 2011 at 11:49 AM | Tappan Alumni (Score:1)
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Tappan Alumni here!

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December 30th, 2011 at 11:05 AM | OT but do you currently live (Score:2 Normal)
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OT but do you currently live on Dewey?

See it through.

December 30th, 2011 at 11:04 PM | No. (Score:1)
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I haven't lived in AA since 2000.  Lived at namesake for 1998-1999 academic year.  If anybody remembers, we frequently displayed "Bell Taco" on our roof.  CSB.

December 30th, 2011 at 11:05 PM | how does the double happen (Score:1)
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?

December 30th, 2011 at 11:13 AM | Wow! (Score:-1 Flamebait)
December 30th, 2011 at 11:40 AM | Can you lend some specificity (Score:5 Normal)
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Can you lend some specificity to your critique, because without some specificity your comment comes off as kind of dickish.  Are we not supposed to enjoy the fact that ND lost or laugh at them for their reaction?  Pretty high standards considering that our fearless leader has a weekly column entitled This Week in Schadenfreude.  I can deal with getting negged if people don't like the topic, but calling me out about it?  I contribute quite a bit of good insight to the blog so I appreciate the sweeping review of my usefulness, or lack thereof.

If this thread sucked before, thanks for helping make it suck more. 

 

Sincerely,

Assclown

Hail.

December 30th, 2011 at 12:17 PM | Section One would take a (Score:5 Normal)
Nardudeski
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Section One would take a bullet for Rich Rodriguez. This is a pretty standard reaction. 

December 30th, 2011 at 2:28 PM | A link would make this thread (Score:3 Normal)
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A link would make this thread suck just a little bit less.

Greetings from Bolivia.

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December 31st, 2011 at 12:13 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:2)
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How ironic that you, of all posters, would submit this reply.

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December 30th, 2011 at 10:27 AM | Defense (Score:2 Normal)
SKIP TO MY BLUE
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While I am sure you are correct that Kelly doesn't understand how to coach the D, that is not the problem at ND, it's the offense and how many turnovers they produce each game. Sad when you are a jerk coach and your side of teh ball cannot hold on to the ball or win games for you. I really hope Garnett was watching closely.

"Oh They Came to Bury Michigan, But Michigan Wasn't Dead" - Bob Ufer

December 30th, 2011 at 11:04 AM | I call BS (Score:3 Normal)
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If Kelly is the problem at ND, how come they haven't had a great year since Lou Holtz left?  No national title since 1988?  They usually play a schedule with four tough games, two medium games, and six tomato cans.  Some years, there are only three legitimate teams on their schedule.  If they are truly elite, they should win the MNC once every four or five years at the least.  

The bottom line is that they haven't won anything of importance since the book "Under the Tarnished Dome" exposed Holtz and ND as the hypocrites they are.

 

 

 

 

December 30th, 2011 at 3:50 PM | Coaching (Score:1)
SKIP TO MY BLUE
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No doubt all the coaches since Holtz have not performed, I was only trying to respond the comment on Kelly not coaching the D, not the program as a whole. ND should be much better based on recruiting rankings and their schedule.

EDIT: Also I was only commenting on this year's ND team and their turnover issues (should have stated that originally)

"Oh They Came to Bury Michigan, But Michigan Wasn't Dead" - Bob Ufer

December 30th, 2011 at 11:07 AM | You do realize that these are (Score:4 Normal)
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You do realize that these are quotes, not my words, right?  Maybe I should have specified...

Hail.

December 30th, 2011 at 3:39 PM | Response (Score:1)
SKIP TO MY BLUE
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I was trying to respond to JBlaze about Kelly not coaching the D - I think the number of responses blurred who i was responding to.

"Oh They Came to Bury Michigan, But Michigan Wasn't Dead" - Bob Ufer

December 30th, 2011 at 10:52 AM | except...that..he.is um....a (Score:1)
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except...that..he.is um....a defensive coach.

December 30th, 2011 at 12:01 PM | Kelly's a defensive coach? (Score:1)
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I thought he was spread 2.0 guy, like Mike Leach (quick passes). That's even more surprising. Turnoves in 1 game are random, but in every game during a year, indicates bad coaching or a young team.

"They're stuck with that quarterback (sophomore Braxton Miller) for the next two or three years, that's fine with me. He throws worse than (Tim) Tebow. - Steve Everitt

December 30th, 2011 at 12:36 PM | I thought Kelly was an (Score:5 Normal)
jmblue
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I thought Kelly was an offensive guy.  At GVSU, I believe Chuck Martin ran the defense. 

December 30th, 2011 at 1:13 PM | He began as a defensive (Score:2)
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He began as a defensive assistant coach at GVSU.  He was defensive coordinator immediately before becoming head coach.  For a while now he's been offensive oriented, but I don't think it's a fair statement to say he doesn't know defense or understand how to coach defense.  In fact, I'd say they've been much better on the defensive side of the ball this year than the offensive side.

December 30th, 2011 at 4:53 PM | Kelly is (Score:2 Normal)
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the QB coach and Offensive play caller. Diaco calls the defense at ND. Kelly had the same offensive responsibilities at CMU and Cincy.

HAIL

December 30th, 2011 at 10:51 AM | I think it was in the last 5-6 years... (Score:2)
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...that Austin Panter kid that everyone wanted desperately to work out at linebacker.  For some reason he never cracked the rotatation.

"I know where you're at, man. You had it all, and now it's gone. It's torn a hole in your soul bigger than my Escalade. So you turned to the drugs, the alcohol. Pornography, free-basing with OJ, human trafficking, dog fights / orgies ... darkness."

December 30th, 2011 at 10:07 AM | Being a Michigan grad of 1981 (Score:5 Normal)
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Being a Michigan grad of 1981 I take great pride in my double major of doobie rolling and pimpology and am deeply offended that the ND poster mocks my degrees.

 

 

 

 

December 30th, 2011 at 11:43 AM | Your degree now offered online (Score:1)
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http://www.pimpsandhoessociety.org.uk/pimpology

Fortunately, the U of M emblem on your diploma carries extra weight.

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December 30th, 2011 at 11:53 AM | Damm! (Score:2 Normal)
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Class of 1980 and doobie rolling and pimpology were AP classes at Huron High so I didn't take those at Michigan.

 

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December 30th, 2011 at 1:04 PM | Hey, I graduated that year to but... (Score:1)
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couldn't get into the pimpology classes.  (Too many required classes in Engine school) 

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December 30th, 2011 at 10:08 AM | Thread fail (Score:-1 Trolling)
December 30th, 2011 at 11:43 AM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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Formerly akron_wolverine and columbus_wolverine.  New home, new name.  A year in Columbus was enough.

December 30th, 2011 at 12:48 PM | Not really (Score:-1 Overrated)
December 30th, 2011 at 1:00 PM | That was me, and it was (Score:4 Normal)
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That was me, and it was completely different.  It wasn't just that your post wasn't clear, it's that it wasn't...anything.  You posted a link and said Braylon made you proud.  Your post had a link and literally 5 or so words - that's all.  That's not a forum post. 

This thread actually has content.  I read things in this thread.  I did not do that in yours. 

December 30th, 2011 at 1:37 PM | I wish there was a Moderate: (Score:5 Normal)
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I wish there was a Moderate: Butthurt option.

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December 30th, 2011 at 10:08 AM | Teams that ND should be (Score:5 Normal)
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Teams that ND should be playing every year are: Duke, Minnesota, Rutgers, Army, Navy, Indiana, Rice, Vanderbilt, Wake Forest, Boston College, Pitt, Washington St. Other shitty football teams.

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December 30th, 2011 at 1:27 PM | Yeah that was the part that (Score:1)
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Yeah that was the part that cracked me up. Like dumping the other schools for that shcedule is going to show us! No, it's going to make you ineligible for a BCS bowl.

December 30th, 2011 at 10:09 AM | When I attended M (Score:5 Normal)
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I don't think those classes were available. I would have majored in Pimpology instead of Biochemistry.

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December 30th, 2011 at 10:10 AM | They were very populare (Score:5 Normal)
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They were very populare classes to say the least.  Where do you think the "girls with their panties off" were located?

 

 

December 30th, 2011 at 10:16 AM | I audited doobie rolling.  (Score:5 Normal)
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I audited doobie rolling.  Also, girls with their panties off is Title IX I can believe in.

December 30th, 2011 at 10:17 AM | I agree (Score:1)
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It must be a new major. btw I like your selection of a major in college. Did you want to kill yourself as often as I did?

Biochemistry

Class of 2010.

 

December 30th, 2011 at 10:09 AM | So the reason ND doesn't win (Score:5 Normal)
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So the reason ND doesn't win more is because their players are going to class and not getting laid enough?

December 30th, 2011 at 10:10 AM | Well (Score:5 Normal)
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I took doobie rollin in college and it's not as easy as it sounds.

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December 30th, 2011 at 10:17 AM | And it was only offered in (Score:5 Normal)
UMgradMSUdad
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And it was only offered in the spring semester.  The final was a blast. it was always held on the first Saturday in April.

December 30th, 2011 at 10:22 AM | True story.... In 1980 in (Score:5 Normal)
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True story....

In 1980 in Ann Arbor possession of less than two ounces of pot was a $5.00 fine and NEVER enforced.  I worked as a bouncer at the old Village Bell on State St and if somebody lit up a joint in the bar all we would do is ask them to put it out.  And if they refused we would simply take the pot from them so we could "dispose" of it properly.

 

 

 

December 30th, 2011 at 11:56 AM | V Bell (Score:1)
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Wasn't V Bell on South University?  That is where I remember it.

December 30th, 2011 at 12:04 PM | My recollection as well.  (Score:1)
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My recollection as well.  Class of 1982, MA (English lit - good grief, why did I do that?) 1984

mark k.

December 30th, 2011 at 1:20 PM | Ur absolutely right...my (Score:4 Normal)
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Ur absolutely right...my bad

Must be the residual effects from my disposal efforts kicking in

 

 

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