Things one ought not to do when out on the town in South Bend:
All of the gory details are provided here.
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Notre Dame now Thug U?
Notre Dame now Thug U?
HAIL.
You have to cut Beers some
You have to cut Beers some slack. He just found our his gilrfriend is fake.
You knew it was going there. Just thought I would get it out of the way.
"Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
Knew it was going generally
Knew it was going generally there, wasn't sure it was going:
our his gilrfriend ... there.
5 4 3 2 1 Touchdown!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Touchdown Billy Taylor!
Heh. That's what you get when
Heh. That's what you get when you are typing on Mgoblog while actually participating in a conference call. In fact, still on it!
"Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
"I'd like to see a forklift
"I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal! You are using that machine for its exact purpose!"
-Hedberg
RIP
RIP
The Team, The Team, The Team.
Great Title
I see what you did there.
Strive to win. If you lose....win.
This reads like a poor man's
This reads like a poor man's version of The Onion
Going to the police station
Going to the police station to pick up the wallet is priceless. It reminds me of law enforcement sending letters to people with warrants saying they won a car and setting up in a car dealership and arresting people as they show up.
The Team, The Team, The Team.
Notre Dame will be launching
Notre Dame will be launching an "extensive" investigation in a couple months.
How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon
Play like you got drunk and
Play like you got drunk and lost your wallet today.
Beers alleged that his
Beers alleged that his imaginary girlfriend had just died and that is why he was so out of control....Are those jokes getting old? I hope not.
To Hell with Notre Dame
You
hoped wrong.
The Best Part...
"Beers was arrested when he came to the station about 2:15 a.m. to retrieve his wallet, police said."
You know, all those people through the years who tried to rip ATMs from walls using their own personal vehicle, and in the process left their rear bumper and actual license plate at the scene, feel slightly less like an idiot now.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
I guess he drank himself
I guess he drank himself stupid... oh snap!
I bet he gets nailed. ND will
I bet he gets nailed. ND will be perfectly happy to let a hockey player fry to show how tough they are. Now if he played football...
Well
It's a good thing his las name isn't Heroin or Krokodil.
It's tough being Blue in Columbus!!!
He was celebrating his
He was celebrating his cultural heritage a little too exuberantly. Stealing half-drunk beers from other bar patrons? Rookie!
Abort, Retry, Fail?
ND fan: "All is well! All is well!"
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.