I don't understand him getting a max deal. I feel like you, that only superstars should be able to get that sort of money. Joe Johnson, for instance, also doesn't deserve the max deal he got. But, NBA GMs are known for being dumber than the GMs of almost any other sport. That's the only reasoning I can possibly have for Hibbert getting a max deal.
Coaches' timeouts are worse. Basketball teams should get one, full stop.