OT: Movie Lines (Used in Everyday Conversation)

Submitted by DoctorDave on
The ability with which those who frequent this forum quote movie and TV shows in the course of a conversation is impressive. What are some of your favorite quotes and what show are they from? My Top 10 are (in the form I use them, not necessarily verbatim): 1. Human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together. Mass hysteria! (Ghost Busters). 2. Sometimes irony can be pretty ironic (Airplane 2). 3. So, you’re saying there’s a chance? (Dumb & Dumber). 4. I’ll retire to Bedlam (Scrooge, 1951). 5. Learn to live with disappointment (Princess Bride). 6. Conan, when asked what is good in life: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women (Conan the Barbarian). 7. There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness (Kung Fu Panda). 8. A man’s gotta know his limitations (Dirty Harry). 9. And so, without further eloquence... (Quiet Man). 10. And that’s...bad? (Emperor’s New Groove) Bonus: 11. Squirrel! (Up) Feel free to offer your most-used lines.
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Sonofdetroit

January 16th, 2010 at 8:15 PM ^

"I remember my first beer" - Beerfest "We still going to Aspen? OH YEAH!" - Dumb and Dumber While golfing... "Here's a free a lesson" - Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore "He comes the putter toss"

Joined: 03/03/2009

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formerlyanonymous

January 16th, 2010 at 8:35 PM ^

Die, gas pumper! Die, you random son of a bitch. He hates these cans! Ah... It's a profit deal. I've got one of those! I've got a special purpose! It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. Navin, I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass. Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it. [singing] I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! ... I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now. You mean I'm gonna STAY this color? :Damn these glasses son. : Yes, sir... [to the glasses] I damn thee. First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book. Don't call that dog "lifesaver;" call him "shithead." I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing all the stuff. Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license - and - my astronaut application form... I didn't pass that though, I failed everything but the date of birth.

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formerlyanonymous

January 16th, 2010 at 8:36 PM ^

Also the entire Dumb and Dumber film, same for Caddyshack. I couldn't tell you how often I go through the Cinderella story, ex-groundskeeper gone pro routine. EDIT: And the entire Big Lebowski film. I tend to use the "Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community." line just as much as any of the rest. Can't imagine why.

Joined: 06/30/2008

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RayIsaac91

January 16th, 2010 at 9:07 PM ^

"This isn't Nam, there are rules!"(Not an exact quote, I know.) "Eat the food!" - Napoleon Dynamite llama feeding scene. ( I have inadvertently trained our dog not to eat until she hears this.) "I wish you had more time." Man on Fire "Pay the man his money" - Rounders "So I've got that going for me" - Caddyshack "...no talent ass clown" - Office Space "Daaaaaaaaaaang" - Joe Dirt "Was that wrong?" - George Costanza and of course...

Joined: 06/25/2009

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Pea-Tear Gryphon

January 16th, 2010 at 9:21 PM ^

"You're my boy, Blue" Frank the Tank: "Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time." "Earmuffs" Champ Kind: "60% of the time, it works every time." San Diego, from the German meaning Whale's Vagina.

Joined: 10/31/2009

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Fresh Meat

January 16th, 2010 at 9:21 PM ^

Picked her up at a funeral. Her husband died in a hang gliding accident. 'Oh honey I'm hang gliding take a good picture...I'M DEAD.' What an IDIOT And I want to be pimps from Harlem but it's not Halloween. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocolate.

Joined: 09/07/2009

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Logan88

January 16th, 2010 at 9:38 PM ^

"Get busy living or get busy dying." - Shawshank Redemption "We all got it coming, kid." - Unforgiven "Shoot, I even thought I was dead, till I found out that I was just in Nebraska." - Unforgiven "Need to have a shyte!" - Snatch "You're a dick." - Wolverine to Cyclops to prove that he was, in fact, Woverine and not Mystique in X-Men. "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; for hates sake, I spit my last breath at thee." - Khan, quoting Moby Dick, in Wrath of Khan.

Joined: 01/05/2009

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Eck Sentrik

January 16th, 2010 at 10:07 PM ^

"Dancing is not what I do, it's who I am" - Jessica Alba in Honey An unintentional cheesetasticly funny line from one of the worst movies ever. Laughed so hard I thought I cracked a rib.

Joined: 12/08/2008

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Magnum P.I.

January 16th, 2010 at 10:09 PM ^

every once in awhile try dropping the great Alec Baldwin line from The Departed, machine-gun style: "I'm gonna go for a smoke. You want a smoke? You don't smoke do you? What are you one of those fitness freaks? Go fuck yourself."

Joined: 07/16/2009

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wlvrine

January 17th, 2010 at 3:12 PM ^

"Ludicrous Speed! GO!" Also, whenever the opposing team is lining up a field goal I always say "Miss it Danny! Nyuht...nyut...m-m-miss it. miss it!"

Joined: 09/25/2008

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NatiBlue15

January 16th, 2010 at 11:33 PM ^

"It's too hot for a penguin to just be walking around" (Billy Madison) "Take the ringer" (Big Lebowski) "No..It's gotta be your bull..." (Tommy Boy) "I'm your Huckleberry" (Tombstone) "That John Denver is full of shit, man" (Dumb and Dumber) "It's good...it's good" (Clark Griswold - Christmas Vacation) "I'm kind of a big deal...people know me" (Anchorman)

Joined: 01/06/2009

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octal9

January 16th, 2010 at 11:58 PM ^

Anytime my roommate or I say "What the fuck does that mean?", the other will bust out the full quote: "'PC Load Letter'?! What the fuck does that mean?" - Michael Bolton, Office Space "Fuckin' aye, man" - same movie

Joined: 11/11/2008

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jeag

January 17th, 2010 at 1:42 AM ^

all right, I believe you...but my Tommy gun don't! Get out of here, you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly. Beat that, you little trout sniffer.

Joined: 06/30/2008

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M-Wolverine

January 17th, 2010 at 2:49 PM ^

Yeah, but this is my shooting hand. - Blazing Saddles Yes, he in fact has no dick. -Ghostbusters who hasn't done "na na na na na nah nah" when putting, from Caddyshack? And one applicable to a lot of situations- Goddamn, this is a pretty fu**ing good (insert item, usually food). I don't know if it's worth ($amount) dollars, but it's pretty fu**ing good. - Pulp Fiction

Joined: 10/04/2009

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MichiganExile

January 17th, 2010 at 3:36 PM ^

"That is correct"-Billy Madison, in my very best Farley impression "They should be suckin' on my ball sack." -Superbad, whenever anyone does something I don't like "Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.' -Napolean Dynamite, Whenever someone in my lab makes a statement about their results Actually Napolean Dynamite is awesome for so many quotes I use all the time. Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Just follow your heart. That's what I do. Your mom goes to college Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

Joined: 01/12/2009

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