"Say hello to my little friend" (Scarface)
OT: Movie Lines (One Should Never Use in Bed)
"Come with me if you want to live." (Terminator 2)
"I know now why you cry."
It's ironic that the first time in my life that I feel remotely affectionate for her, is when she's dead.
(igby goes down)
"I'll be back." (only you won't) -Terminator
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world"? - Dumb & Dumber.
"I've got worms!"
I will do it with my speaw and magic hewmet.
- Elmer Fudd, What's Opera, Doc?
From the last thread, but it still fits: "Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
This one time at Band Camp
"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." (Billy Madison)
Dammit Pijer, you beat me to it!
"It's in the hole!" - Caddyshack
"All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers!"
"I smell varmit poontang, and the only good varmit poontang is dead varmit poontang."
You're one ugly motherfucker.
Your pussy's as big as a house!
Your pussy's as big as a house!
Along those lines, here's one from Predator that even Jesse Ventura would not dare utter in bed:
"Come on in you fuckers. Ol' Painless is waiting."
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"Jeez you got a big pussy"
"why did you say it twice"
"I didn't, it's cuz of the echo"
Two from Liar Liar:
"I've had better"
"You've got bad breath caused by gingivitis."
Oh no you did not shoot that green shit at me!!! (Independence Day)
"Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles" (Knocked Up)
Another ID4 quote:
"Gentlemen, LETS PLOW THE ROAD"
"Get this big walking carpet out of my way." -Leia
I've got a bad feeling about this.
(Sheila) "You found me attractive once."
(Ash) "Honey, you got real ugly."
(Ash - opening narrative) "But that didn't stop it. It came back big time. For God's sake, how do you stop it?"
(Ash) "This is my boomstick!" (I've used that one with the wife before)
(Ash) "Yo she-bitch, let's go"
"Come get some"
and many more...
"Oh, those girls are ten a penny. You've got so much more. You've got - you've got - a wonderful personality!"
(Black Widow Spider - Corpse Bride)
"Gives wax off a whole new meaning."
(Funny Balls of Fury)
"I touched a guy's balls once in Hebrew School."
(40 Year Old Virgin)
"I see dead People" Sixth Sense
Weird thread, but +1 for the Phantom reference. Let's see....
"What the hell's gotten into you? My thing got stuck in my zipper and I got piss all over my pants."
"Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter."
Tommy Boy - a movie quote gold mine if ever there was one.
I figured that I was the only one who caught the quotes from Phantom. I underestimated the knowledge of the MGoBoard.
It may already be posted, and sorry for not checking if it was:
"Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn." --Gone With the Wind
"Hold on to the damn ball!" -Friday Night Lights. This would soon be followed by, "you've only got one ball?" That would kill the mood wouldn't it?
You've got a real purttty mouth (Deliverence)
"I JUST SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE" (Pulp Fiction)
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK!" (There's Something About Mary)
(Video obviously NSFW)
I'm sorry, but that's really not funny at all.
And goddammit, now I remember that responding to your comment prevents you from editing it.
"And boom goes the dynamite"
--(I guess it is a youtube video, so you could liberally construe it as a movie line)
"Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh if we'd go family-style on her. " -- Idiocracy
"It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again"
--Silence of the Lamb
"Is it in yet?" - Ocean's 13
Something you don't want to hear after:
"She was such a slut, her crabs had herpes" - Dane Cook
"Pay that man his money, he beat me" Rounders
"Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle!"
-Full Metal Jacket
"Time to die"
-The Wizard of Oz
EDIT: "That'll do pig, that'll do."
"Wait till they get a load of me" - Joker (Jack Nicholson in Batman)
"Don't you want to feel that cozy little box grip down on your johnson?"
It doesn't sound that bad, but a few days after I saw Sideways my girl said that to me while fooling around. I started laughing for like 5 minutes because I was thinking of all the funny parts of that movie.
So it kind of ruined the moment.
joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
have you ever been in a turkish prison?
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
"QUESO! I need queso!"
That might be a possibility. *cringes*
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
Anything McLovin says while he's having sex in Superbad.
"Oh my God its in. Its in!"
ITS NOT A TUMOR!! (said in Arnold voice) - kindergarten cop
You want the impossible. Luke Skywalker
Well, any f#@king time, sweetheart. Full Metal Jacket
If you can drink goat p!ss, you can f#$king drink
I've run into a few limpdicks. Heartbreak Ridge
This doesn't mean we're going to take
long showers together. Heartbreak Ridge.
Bill Paxton - Have you ever been mistaken for a
Female Marine- No, have you? Aliens
"He's jackin' his little weenus!"
"Suck on these little Chinese nuts."
"He slimed me."
"All right, this chick is TOAST!"
"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."
- Ghost Busters
"Your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minnelli?" (South Park.
"I've not told you I've got genital herpes, because it's not inflamed at the moment."
"I don't need to put my P in a V, I need to B my L on some T's." Actually, that's a line you SHOULD use in bed. She'll understand.
That's a great necklace Liz. Did you have that a second ago?
You don't want to hear these from your partner:
"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!" -Han Solo
"Your powers are weak, old man." -Lord Vader
You don't want to hear this from your drinking buddies the next day:
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
On the other hand, you actually could totally go with these ones:
"When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master."
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a few special modifications myself."
Bill Nye the Science Guy! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
"It shoots through schools." - Danny Vermin, Johnny Dangerously
"You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din."
"Is it true if you don't use it you lose it?"
Deuce Bigalow "I have a thin dick!" "Paint it silver it'll look like a kickstand"
"Negative, negative, it didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface"
as hard as you can.
Listen! Do you smell something?
Bunch of lines from Patrick Bateman/American Psycho that would be great and bad.
"I want you to clean your vagina."
"Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!"
"Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks."
"Do you like Phil Collins?"
"Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?"
"Dont just stare at it, EAT IT!!"
"Hey I gotta go, T-Bone Pickens just walked in."
Frank and beans!