OT: Movie Lines (One Should Never Use in Bed)

Submitted by DoctorDave on

At the risk of precipitating a full-scale meltdown of this site, the franchise must continue while there’s still dippity in the hippity. What we need are the movie lines which one absolutely does NOT want to say (or hear!) when, ehhh...the blood has begin to race, the sleeping bud has burst into bloom, and rich desire has unlocked it’s door:

1. Houston, we have a problem. (Apollo 13)
2. What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? (Kingpin)
3. You have five minutes to wallow in the delicious misery. (Elizabethtown)
4. Riddle me this and riddle me that? Who’s afraid of the big bad bat? (Batman Returns)
5. You get your ass out there and you find that f----n’ dog! (Billy Madison)
6. I got these small hands. I got a little girl’s hands. (Raging Bull)
7. They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity. (The Incredibles)
8. Judge me by my size, you do. Do not. (The Empire Strikes Back)
9. I hate it when it does that. (Top Gun)
10. I’m gonna make you squeal like a pig, boy! (Deliverance)

Bonus (badness with extra cheese):

11. I am your father. (The Empire Strikes Back)

Tim Waymen

January 19th, 2010 at 12:17 AM ^

"I've not told you I've got genital herpes, because it's not inflamed at the moment."

"I don't need to put my P in a V, I need to B my L on some T's." Actually, that's a line you SHOULD use in bed. She'll understand.

Ernis

January 19th, 2010 at 12:34 AM ^

You don't want to hear these from your partner:

"Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!" -Han Solo

"Your powers are weak, old man." -Lord Vader

You don't want to hear this from your drinking buddies the next day:

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

MaizeAndBlueWahoo

January 19th, 2010 at 7:18 AM ^

On the other hand, you actually could totally go with these ones:

"When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master."

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a few special modifications myself."

patol8

January 19th, 2010 at 2:58 PM ^

Bunch of lines from Patrick Bateman/American Psycho that would be great and bad.

"I want you to clean your vagina."

"Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!"

"Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks."

"Do you like Phil Collins?"

"Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?"

"Dont just stare at it, EAT IT!!"

"Hey I gotta go, T-Bone Pickens just walked in."