Not a word.
Case in point:
"Tremendous academic reputation." False: Minnesota is not highly regarded outside the state of Minnesota. They're no Harvard and certainly no Michigan. Not even close.
"One of the Top 3 Leading Public Institutions in the world today." False: In the world, Minnesota doesn't even crack the Top 100.
"Outstanding group of professors on this campus." False: Well, true if you mean outstanding warrants. (jk)
"Tremendous tradition and history in football." Massively False: Minnesota's winning percentage is .571. Their bowl record is 5-10, because in their entire history they've only played in 15 bowl games.
"6 national championships; 18 Big Ten championships." False: Minnesota has something like 14 Big Ten championships total, all of which came before 1962. Also four of their 'claimed' national titles came with as many as three losses those seasons. 8-3? NATIONAL CHAMPS!
"We have as fine a tradition as anyone in America today." Massively False: Minnesota has a total of 661 wins. Michigan has 903. Texas has 867. As fine as anyone in America? Give me a fucking break.
"TCF Bank Stadium, the finest brand new on-campus facility in America." Debatable, but ultimatley False: TCF Bank Stadium is a toilet. It might be a shiny toilet, but it's still a toilet.
"Our fans will enjoy something on a Saturday afternoon." False: Not a win.
"I want little kids to dream about being a Minnesota Golden Gopher. To come to TCF Bank Stadium, have a great day, watch a great Gopher victory, and then that night, go home, lay down, and dream about being a Minnesota Golden Gopher." False: Not happening.
"There's a tremedous commitment at the University of Minnesota to win." False: Someone didn't tell their players.