Whenever announcers say, "if you're X you have to Y." As in, "If you're Rich Rodriguez you have to find a way to motivate your team." "If you're Obi Ezeh you have to make that tackle." "If you're Michigan you have to get a stop here." I want to throw a brick at the head of everyone who says it because there's a zero percent chance that anyone listening to you is who you suggest they could be. Just fucking say "Obi Ezeh should have made that tackle." The only time this is acceptable is if they say, "If you're a Michigan fan..." Otherwise STFU with that.
Also whenever they call an end-around a reverse, and a reverse a double-reverse. Get the terminology right.