Get well soon, turd.
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Get well soon, turd.
dude got a hot load of meat right in his grill. karma man karma
He was injured, probably painfully, through no fault of his own. Probably not the ideal fodder for humor.
That said, he appears to be okay, so one teensy little "hot takes" joke won't hurt.
Very true, I just think we have to do the "if MSU fans said the same thing on RCMB about a Michigan commentator/demagogue, would we start threads raging on and on about it" test.
That being said, thisiscmd's well done joke is perfect.
And rest assured, any "good" or "he deserves it" crap will be pulled.
Like the cow says, "Eat moar chicken". It is healthier and safer too.
Have you seen how they prepare the chicken at that restaurant?
was accosted by a homosexual baseball player...
I don't think it's possible to make a thread title funnier that "burned by flaming meat." The imagery of that is priceless.
Does anyone remember when the term "flamer" was an insult? Now Mike Valenti is a flamer in more than one sense. I'm sure he will sue and he and Snooki can take that settlement cash to buy a big house on the New Jersey shore.
Besides possessing Italian ancestry they have noth---oh, wait.
All are from Jersey or New York?
It's a Festivus Miracle! And a week early!
The fact that I just scrolled through that and received ZERO photoshops in return is all kinds of dissapointing.
Wait. This guy went out of state to MSU from NY? Do people do that!?!
When I'd go up to state to visit friends in college, I'd meet kids from all over the country. A lot of kids from elsewhere in the Midwest and Mid-Atlantic/Northeast.
We make fun of MSU but it's still better than the public universities in New York. Cheaper than the comparably ranked private colleges too, even at the second-highest nonresident tuition in the Big Ten (Michigan is by far the highest).
Stonybrook is a pretty good school.
Comparing SAT scores of incoming student population:
SAT Critical Reading: 530 / 640
SAT Math: 600 / 700
SAT Writing: 530 / 640
Poor guy is going to have scabs on his face for his first Rose Bowl. The next time he gets to take a pic at the Rose Bowl that beard will be grey.
So this is my chance to ask a question I've had for sometime without giving credence to Valente or starting a thread.
How does 97.1 survive with him on the air?
As some have mentioned, Michigan fans will do anything to avoid that channel from 2-6 when he's on the air. I can't imagine anyone with Michigan ties would advertise on 97.1 due to the hatred this guy spews. The number of Michigan fans who are sports fans making their drive home at that time can't make this a good decision. I don't buy that people listen to hate him. I don't think they do. Sparties don't even like him.
Yeah I know it's a schtick but I don't see how this clown stays on the air now that there's a reasonable alternative up the dial.
also my chance to say... karma's a bitch and Valente is now, literally, a flaming pile of dog $hit
As some have mentioned, Michigan fans will do anything to avoid that channel from 2-6 when he's on the air.
This is totally the opposite of true. Unfortunately, a lot of idiots call in and represent Michigan fans as, well, idiots.
He was always polarizing to me because even though it felt dirty, I often found myself agreeing with him on the non-UM/MSU topics. But he'd always slip some snark in even if it wasn't related, like making fun of Brady Hoke's voice, and then I'd say "f*ck you" to the radio and be pissed off for 20 minutes. It's best just to avoid him altogether. And I'm sure with MSU going to their first Rose Bowl since the Reagan administration, he's probably more insufferable.
I think there are plenty of Michigan fans who are just gluttons for punishment and listen to him regardless. Too bad he refuses to take any calls from Michigan fans with a brain.
As for him being burned, literally, there's really no joy out of this. It's more fun to make fun of him when he has a "MAKE PLAYS!" like meltdown. Not this. But he's still a dick.
I like listening to him for the most part. He only gets irritating when irrational Michigan fans call in.
I think Mike V is a dirt bag. Way to anti Michigan and it gets old enough where I change the radio dial.
I don't wish Mike V harm or personal injury, but the Dude needed a nose job anyway - LOL.
I wish him a speedy recovery, but no rating on his radio show.
Server must've been a Michigan fan.
What's that saying? Out of the frying pan and onto my face.......
DID HE EAT THE STEAK???
is that it didn't fix his nose.
He proly had it coming to him.. Lol. But seriously though I can't listen to 97.1 anymore cause of him he will be talking about tigers baseball or something that has nothing to do with Michigan sports at all and out of the blue he will rip Michigan and our fans ANY chance he can get and he acts like he knows all about are programs and the players and says they suck or there this and that. He is always negative and I will not ever listen to that show again. He needs to go home..
who doesn't love them some flaming meat? Am I Right?
Valenti is truly a horses ass who I never mind seeing make a fool out of himself. If he had somehow done this to himself while drunk and doing something stupid, maybe I could laugh about it. But there's really no way to get joy out of anyone getting burned by incompetence at a restaurant.
Why is everyone so worried about Valenti? Everyone knows that vinegar and water don't burn.
someone yelled "OPA" when he ignited.
That restaurant will be called "Valenti's Steak House" by 2015.
... but really, I hate anybody that does the job he does. I just find sports radio to be so, so, so painful. I like sports -- the gladiator in the arena -- and I like thoughtful analysis. I do not like the incessant whining from fat, middle aged blowhards. Give me audiobooks and NPR any day of the week.
As I understand it, the Flaming Tomahawk is really expensive -- upwards of $50. Didn't know Valenti could float that.
Genuinely curious: how much does that bastard make per year?
"Sir, how would you like your steak done? We offer Kelly, Pelini, or Valenti."
I've never been a fan of his and have yelled at the radio on my commute home several times because of something he's said, but I wouldn't wish this kind of pain or perminent damage upon anyone. The fact is we all hate him simply because he's doing his job (which is riling up the UM fanbase). Here's hoping for a speedy and full recovery!
I admit it, I did it. although I made it look good just like an accident. When I was serving him all I could hear was Wallmart Wolverine!! Walmart Wolverine!! and I just snapped. I was thinking of sticking a fork in his eye but that would have been too obvious. I just told my boss it was just desserts and I would get him (my boss) tickets near the 50 yard line if he lost the tape of the "incedent" when Mikes attorney came by asking for them. Then my alarm went off and I had to go to my real job. Just thinking out loud. Naw I hope the guy is ok, despite him getting my blood pressure up over a healthy level any time I listen to him try to down play anything positive for Michigan and play up anything negative.
As someone who recently loss several inches of hair due to a flaming drink, I feel bad for him.
Has the best burn unit in the region. Excellence is not just about football.