OT - Michigan-related fantasy team names
Fantasy football leagues are starting up, and it's time to start coming up with good Michigan-related team names for the upcoming year. I've been rolling with variations on Big House and New Math in various leagues for a couple of years, and it's time to be more creative (or more accurately, leech off the creativity of others).
The goal is something that has something to do with Michigan football, past or present, but other than that I'm open to whatever. Funny, intimidating, irrelevant, a joke only people who obsessively read Mgoblog would appreciate, whatever.
The alternative is a Venture Bros-related name: save me from being called Magic Murder Bag all year.
My girl was in one last year and she went with the Leaders and Breast.
EMI........Everybody Murders Inc.
You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man T-wolf pack. But when my sister brought Big House home, I knew he was one of my own. And my T-wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the T- wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Big House joined in later. And six months ago, when Big House introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my T-wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!
The MAIZEing BLUE
Ive used Tacopants Ltd and In Rod We Trust. All with a profile pic of richrod in his custom-made wizard hat holding snake oil.
My brother was In Rod We Trust last year, so that's out. I'd like to celebrate my Denard-nuthugging, but Shoelace is played out and Dilithium doesn't scream great team name to me.
How about "Dilithium Power"
Yeah, in one of my leagues, I've gone with Snake Oil Salesmen the last couple years, with the pic of RR with the wizard hat and snake oil as the avatar.
I was Boo Boo & BG. This year I'm Ink Town Pipeline.
I have used Old Man Ufer in the past.
Last year I was Deathbacker.
This is Fantasy Football, right?
Then I suggest "2010 Big Ten Champion Michigan Wolverines".
(I couldn't resist)
I hate you.
Low blow! That actually stings a bit.
But... well... ugh.
My handle was orginally my fantasy football team. GoBlueBalls
Last year I was simply Hail to the Victors. The commish of the league was from Ohio and was obviously an OSU fan, so i had to go with somethin to rep the maize and blue. The best part was i kicked his ass when we played, thanks in large part to drew brees.
MadMagicians. good name and the real M fan will get it
The NegBangers.
After much thought (2.5 seconds), how about "Barwis' Brass Balls." Or what I call our offense when Denard is in: "Dread and Shred." No? okay....
This isn't a play on words or some obscure reference, but it's still the funniest fantasy team name i've come across:
2008 Detroit Lions
what about Death Roh?
Ann Arbor Big Dawgs in the past, combines my alma mater and beloved Wolverines and also my #2 team UGA, long story but I got to know some UGA students that also went to Umich and after a few trips to Athens and the Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail party I found myself having another team to root for!
Lewan, Lewan likes his money
Double post. I accept my negging.