OT - Michael Rosenberg - forced against his will to practice humor
He was about to voluntarily chastize someone for doing something that he deemed immoral, but before he got the chance his bosses forced him to write something with humor:
December 29th, 2011 at 1:47 PM ^
Great concept, poor execution. Didn't even smile while reading. Move on.
December 29th, 2011 at 1:54 PM ^
I started scrolling down to see how much more there was. What a chore to read that. What a lot of work, for such a tiny payoff in terms of humor.
December 29th, 2011 at 1:55 PM ^
I liked it.
December 29th, 2011 at 1:59 PM ^
I will never justify his position at SI by giving him as much as one click. They should have fired him after Three and Out hit the shelves. Rosenberg violated his profession's code of ethics, and was rewarded with a position at SI.
December 29th, 2011 at 3:03 PM ^
If he saw this, he would get teary eyed. He put his life and soul into that SI article.
December 29th, 2011 at 2:03 PM ^
If he was on fire, I still wouldn't piss on him.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:11 PM ^
December 29th, 2011 at 2:09 PM ^
That was hilarious!
December 29th, 2011 at 2:20 PM ^
I ran into Rosenberg this morning. The trial begins March 14th.
(I joke)
December 29th, 2011 at 2:38 PM ^
on porpoise?
December 29th, 2011 at 2:43 PM ^
I like Michael Rosenberg, he's a swell guy. The Watchman is on the wall. Rosenberg; Champion of integrity.
December 29th, 2011 at 3:21 PM ^
I literally got through the first "date" and stopped reading. Then I came back to the comments here and was glad to see I wasn't the only one. Sports Illustrated got their money's worth with this turd.
December 29th, 2011 at 3:28 PM ^
Ts:dr
December 29th, 2011 at 3:40 PM ^
because of horrible "journalists" like Rosenberg and I am not about to start now.
December 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM ^
and saw a link to photos of NBA players ex-wives and girlfriends. Much more enjoyable to read...
December 29th, 2011 at 4:13 PM ^
Someone forced to practice against his will, you say? I know someone who wouldn't approve of that...
December 29th, 2011 at 4:39 PM ^
I lost a lot of respect for Stewart Mandel after this tweet:
All of @Rosenberg_Mike predictions for 2012 are hilarious, but CFB fans will love Jan. 9 and Aug. 18
None of those approach hilarity or even a mild chuckle.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:22 PM ^
I certainly can't say that my impressions of Rosenbitch didn't diminish after reading 3&0, What amazes me is that there was even room for them to drop at all. The guy's just a terrible writer and any attempt at humor in the past has been a gigantic bomb. The only time I laugh at this goober is when he tries to write something serious or credible! Maybe we can take one of those photos of him and play Pin the Tail on the Rosenass!
December 29th, 2011 at 5:40 PM ^
Double post - sorry.
December 29th, 2011 at 5:47 PM ^
Hoo boy, that sucked.