Title pretty much says it all. The Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration could not explain why anyone would travel from the Houghton Lake region to Ohio.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43368425/ns/travel-news/
Wow
The headline made me think of
The headline made me think it was luggage made out of humans.....which would have been pretty weird...like 
I guess this is one instance
I guess this is one instance where the title doesn't pretty much say it all.
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It would have been more interesting
Hurry to meet death before your place is taken.
That's what I thought too...
I LMAO every time I see the part where the creep is putting lipstick on, looking in the mirror, saying "I'd fuck me".
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
Soylent Green:
Now expanding into the luggage business.
goodbye
goodbye horses
wow clyde,oh making
wow clyde,oh making national news... thats something I would never expect. Hometown of easterns qb alex gilette. fun fact of the day.
Touchdown Manningham! MICHIGAN WINS!
A map
Zooming on the map suggests
Zooming on the map suggests the trip started at Higgins Lake, the lake just north of Hoighton Lake. national Geographic said it was the sixth most beautiful lake in the world. Every one who has been there has been told that multiple times.
"The driver told the officer
"The driver told the officer that the passengers were riding with the luggage because there was no more room on the bus.."
- I hope they at least got a discounted rate...
The Lesson Here...
.....is that it does pay to get your tickets in advance, unless of course you find the luggage compartment to your liking.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
"My family will pay cash.
"My family will pay cash. Whatever fare you're asking for, they pay it.
It puts the passengers in the cargo hold.
"Ok. Ok. Mister, if you let me go I won't press charges."
Yes it will Precious, won't it? Put the passenger in the cargo hold.
"Please, please. I want to go to Clyde, Ohio mister, please"
PUT THE F'ING PASSENGERS IN THE CARGO HOLD!
Put the f_ing lotion in the basket
If you're taking a bus to Ohio
--unless you're going to The Game--you probably don't care anymore about imminent injury or death.
I can't believe this is real