So in the new issue, Maxim lists the 10 worst teams in college football, and oddly enough good ol' ND is at #10. Among the reasons they give for the low ranking is Dayne Crist's recently destroyed knee, and the fact that the new spread is "only marginally less complicated than the plot of Inception." They also acknowledge the new scheme being introduced to the already atrocious defense. Well done, Maxim, good to know that not everyone is high on the Irish. Other good news, Michigan didn't make the list.
Coaches' timeouts are worse. Basketball teams should get one, full stop.