OT: Mascot cards to make you scream in your sleep
Yes, it is that time of year, but this is actually pretty good. The author name drops Ron Gant for your roadtrip from hell across the plains and into the abyss, he had to give these nightmares a bit of thought.
Spoiler alert- some of these mascots are truly frightening to behold. What in the hell were the Expos thinking? I don't know what an expo looks like when personified, but I am damn sure it would not look like that abomination.
http://www.sbnation.com/2012/3/27/2890586/sports-cards-for-insane-people-mascot-cards
March 27th, 2012 at 10:13 PM ^
Those are bad but for my money nothing wil ever touch these two for pure wierdness and the ability to terrify children
March 27th, 2012 at 10:56 PM ^
I have to concur. Googling 'scary mascot' does prove to be pretty worthwhile. I can't wait until get ourselves one of these...
March 27th, 2012 at 10:13 PM ^
for all i know this was "the thing" back in the 90s
March 27th, 2012 at 10:14 PM ^
for all i know this was "the thing" back in the 90s
March 27th, 2012 at 10:18 PM ^
Or is this Poochy from the Simpsons?
March 27th, 2012 at 10:21 PM ^
But Poochy died on his way back to his home planet.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:21 PM ^
I laughed out loud through most of it. The lipless baseball was truly horrifying.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:25 PM ^
....but the San Francisco Giants had some pretty good nightmare fuel at one point. Granted, the Expos did a brutal job there.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:59 PM ^
I like to picture that thing chasing these gentlemen...
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March 27th, 2012 at 10:25 PM ^
Looks to me like Poochy got himself one of these newfangled 3D televisions
March 27th, 2012 at 11:25 PM ^
Mr. Testicle running the NY marathon
March 28th, 2012 at 12:23 AM ^
getting a 50 cent pack of Topps with the stale as hell bubble gum and getting that freaking chicken who I think was the Padres mascot. Well I don't think they owned him maybe a minor league team did he was just always around.
March 30th, 2012 at 12:00 AM ^
I'm sorry but if you dress like a pink onion...