This is maaaaybe premature there, ESPN. Maryland #1 FWIW.
OT: Man stealing urinal components in Alabama.
that is absolutely ridiculous.
Y'all didn't know he was a virgin until he was 28, and now... Roll Tide.
Am I being punked?
I assume if I click that link, I'm going to get Rick roll'd.
Will flush him out.
...sounds about right. Not a shocker.
In retrospect, the "D" in RDT should have given him away as a fake, considering that adding damn to the cheer is an Auburn thing (as in, War Damn Eagle). Say Roll Damn Tide to a Bammer and he/she will get legit upset at you.
The sad thing is that flush valves and supply lines is simply a gateway crime. Before you know it, you have someone walking into homes and businesses to vandalize lateral connections and terrorizing the streets with an excavator stealing sewer mains. If it goes to its logical conclusion, you have someone who is arrested only after they've had a go at disassembling a holding tank at the local treatment plant.
Presumably for the scrap metal value. He worked at my former company and lived near me, yet the theft occurred about 30 miles across town. When I had to fire him for falsifying his timecard I went through his locker (with gloves on) and found hundreds of copper welding tips. I figured I would find some porn but was disappointed with the low quantity and quality. It looked like stuff he had picked up for free somewhere...if you're sensing a pattern here you're not alone.
Can I have my job back? The managers at Panera are assholes.
As a suffering Alabama resident, this sounds about right. Never seen so much petty, pointless crime in my life. Just a whole different breed down here folks.
don't have a pot to piss in.
he's really flushed his future away, hasn't he...
There are laws against this?
We all know C-Bus is short of restroom facilities. Now, if he was stealing coolers, then THAT'S something to be concerned about.
I thought that this was some shit that I would do. But I'm not in Alabama. Nor do I need a Urinal. But now that I think about it.
Any one post the "cops have nothing to go on" joke yet?
I mean I've heard of dumb criminals, but this guy really takes the cake...
took place in Birmingham, so it could just as easily been a War Eagle fan scraping together enough money for season tickets, you never know....
Urinal valves are usually made from brass. The shiny part is chrome plate on brass. Steel is a bad match with water. Maybe down south they don't use fancy brass valves. Top notch investigation by the Roll Tide PD.