Yeah, I'm in the same "why are we talking about State?" boat, but this singular RCMB post had four of us absolutely rolling. It's just an ambrosia-like morsel of pure comedy and sadness all rolled into one.
Enter, SpartyHardy: (emphasis mine, all [sic]s retained, of course)
As a Spartan fan this is an absolute living nightmare...truly the apocalypse. I feel bad for my Spartan brethren in Michigan who will have to suffer all the verbal abuse that Walvie Nation will be heaping on them if what I considered before the tournament started the unimaginable...the absolute unthinkable...happens on Monday night...and if it does...it will forever go down as Black Monday and further proof that...1. there is in fact no God...or 2. if in fact there is a God...he really does hate MSU and it's fans more than we ever could have imagined.
And even better....there's a part Two:
I can't even begin to comprehend what it must be like back in my old homeland right now. I wish I could save y'all from this unbearable agony and misery we are being put through. None of this makes any sense to me at all. This is absolutely devoid of any kind of real logic.This is the 5th place team in the B1G we are talking about here...the FUCKING FIFTH!!!! And they are playing for the NC....and all I can think of is....WHY? FUCKING WHY???? How does shit like this be allowed to HAPPEN...and WHO THE FUCK SCRIPTED THIS ONE?
Stay safe out there today, kids, and may the Angry Michigan State Fan Hating God (AMSFHG) bless and keep you.