OT: Let me tell you a story....

Submitted by Space Coyote on

After the Michigan loss to Ohio State yesterday there was some talk about people over-reacting. Now, calling for anyone to be fired I think is a bit much, but saying that we ran a bad D at the end, in my opinion, isn't, and neither is being very upset with our current status in sports. Therefore, I asked a certain someone to sum up our situation for us in song (if you still don't get it watch the video at the end):

Have you ever saw a game that you thought was great,
Spent a year to get a win but it wanted you to wait?
Let me tell ya a story of my situation,
I’m talkin’ bout winning a sport from the US nation,
The way we met, it just felt kinda right,
It had been a long time and the year seemed trite,
The players were onstage drippin’, pourin’ with sweat,
I was sitting in the crowd and guess who I met?
I was talking to her clear, “Will you tell me the truth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you a hundred proof?
I asked her her game, she said yada-yada-yada,
9/10 of the year I hadn’t seen her nada,
I took a couple of flicks and was very enthused,
She asked “how you like the show” I said “I’m very amused,”
The players starting winning, Manny throwing back mid-range,
But when I sprung her the question she acted kinda strange,
Then I asked the win “Are we your team,” she tried to pretend,
She said, “No you’re not, you’re only a friend,”

Come on, I’m not even goin’ for that,
This is what I’m going to sing,

YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED
BUT YOU SAY WE’RE JUST YOUR FRIEND
AND YOU SAY WE’RE JUST YOUR FRIEND

EDIT: It's corny, it's stupid, I know, but I love a little nostalgia on occassion so I thought I'd share, but simply posting a Biz song would have been weird, so I decided to make it weirder I guess

Ty Butterfield

March 13th, 2010 at 8:19 PM ^

I thought this thread might have something to do with Burn Notice. The "let me tell you a story" was the beginning of a Michael Weston speech in season 2 I think. Oh well.