Kiffen is one sick man.
Kiffen is one sick man.
This is high comedy. Thank you USC.
Apparently Kiffin is also jacking recruits by posting on their facebook walls and telling them to "Fuck.Shit.Up." Despicable.
There are a lot of things that Kiffin does that could be considered despicable, but this probably isn't one of them.
I would say it is despicable. It's one thing for a coach to swear a lot during practice, games, or when riling kids up before taking the field, but posting that on someone's facebook wall is pretty low brow.
You guys are both missing the joke.
Might we give TTUWolverine a break? By his join date, he may not have been around when that whole joke got started.
Obvious sarcasm is obvious. Maybe he should learn the MgoMemes before jumping to conclusions.
So yeah, my sarcasm meter is on the fritz today apparently. But, this is my first neg-bang, and I suddenly feel relieved that I no longer have to live in fear.
It really is incredible.
+1 to you sir.
...and a plus one to OMG for playing historian.
We need a collection of these threads stickied. Or I have had too much scotch and it just seems like a good idea.
I'm drunk, neg me...
Kiffin should be hired by NBC, hes definetly funnier then Leno.
"Kiffin should be hired by NBC; he's definitely funnier than Leno."
if u r gona b picky, git it rite!!!
Then =/= than.
...I hope the NCAA gives Corso an exclusive for a special edition of Outside the Lines.
Remember the RUMORS, that Lesticles was telling Michigan recruits that Lloyd was dying?
So it doesn't really surprise me that Kiffin would have a few stories lined up for almost every program in the nation.
coldhearted bullshit without USC.
can't spell "Cheeseburger" or "Blackened Alaskan Halibut" without USC...
Though I suppose those are less descriptive of a coach who can't seem to order a pizza without violating four NCAA rules.
You also can't spell "most erudite coach"...
"lack of institutional control"
is out of control. Someone is going to make an attempt on his life.
I suppose someone had to take this from "potential NCAA violations" to "dude will die..."
But in the words of a wise man: that escalated quickly.
Kiffin stabbed a guy with a trident.
Not even close. Potential creepiest post ever candidates must include the following criteria: 30+ year-old males, high-school football players and face book. But that is a really F'ed up post.
think would have happened if he would have stuck around UT to clean out his office? Those Rocky Mountain hicks would have been ready to roll. Lighten up fellas!
I don't see a problem with your post.
Even those "Rocky Mountain hicks" know that the Rocky Mountains are 1,000+ miles away from Knoxville. Never heard of the Appalachian Mountains, or maybe even Smokey Mountains? Really, you've got to try a little harder on this blog.
the advise. I'll try that.
I did. I was trying to think of what he said when UT first hired him. Whatever that song was when he mentioned they would sing when they beat Florida every year.
Tennessee's fight song is Rocky Top, which I'm sure has some other meaning that I'm not thinking of, as Tennessee is not in the Rocky Mountains.
I guess there's a part of the Smoky Mountains referred to as Rocky Top.
And you wonder how you got -145 points?
I'm at -145 now?
...Is that you?
it has the aroma to me of being something concocted by a Kiffin-hater. For one thing, how many recruits are both USC and Florida going after right now? I would think their respective recruiting bases are so far apart geographically that one doesn't really affect the other.
I will agree that this sounds completely ridiculous and if I had to bet my life I'd say it's not true.
But regarding geographical proximity and recruiting your argument is way off. This isn't the 1950's anymore. Most top recruits are targeted by the top schools regardless of their location, period.
I do also agree though that there cannot be that many UF/USC recruits that are still on the board this late in the game. That is unless Kiffin is flat out calling down UF's "commit list" and trying to get them to switch.
How's that for hi-jinx,but didn't Kiffins bunch go after Tenn recruits?
I think at last count he had 5 or 6 coming out to SoCal for visits.
I'm willing to bet significant $$$$ that Lane Kiffin's last breath will be in the trunk of a car.
Might not be now, might not be soon, but somebody is gonna do this asshole in.
He will end up in the trunk of someone's car eventually.
I'll be there to console Layla when it happens.
ripped me for suggesting that someone may do him in. Lets see what happens now.
Stay classy San Diego...
No. The worst that might happen to him is to wake up with the severed head of a horse in his bed. He is in LA after all.
I wondered why UF put out that release on Meyer planning to coach for spring practice. Seemed like an odd news story at the time, now it makes sense.
That's the first thing I thought of when I started reading this thread topic. It makes sense why he would announce it now. Meyer does not seem to be one to ignore rumors but instead squelches them quickly.
I wouldn't mind seeing any and every team out there run the score on USC whenever possible.I never really hated them with Carroll, now with Kiffin they have become the enemy.
Note this in the same blog post the OP references above:
"me thinks Laney should worry more about what TMZ uncovers regarding his sordid social life in Knoxville during his short stay on Rocky Top."
Hoo boy! I see endless blog posts if that amounts to anything. At times I almost feel sorry for Lane. I don't think he fully understands that in this day and age, if you are going to piss off people by the busload, you better be squeaky clean yourself. Everyone will be looking for dirt and everyone walks around with a camera.
Think I was the first mgoblogger to spot him out and about in LA after accepting the SC job. He was with his wife and had a pretty chill evening out from what I witnessed.
Do you know where he's living?
If Kiffin's sleaze is common knowledge to us, you'd think it'd also be common knowledge to the recruits that read this board as well.
I had a bad night on Thursday and got smacked for -154 so please don't think you are the only one.....
because I was looking for someone with negative points like me. Thanks! LOL
one night and lost all my points. I think about 300 or so. I was on a rant about Lloyd Carr.
with talking bad about Beilein and his lack luster recruits.
It's clear Kiffin has heeded the counsel of the Desolate One, aka Satan, aka Al Pacino.
I heard the deal was to have Corso and Meyer switch jobs for the season to let Meyer recharge...
I can just picture a vein in Meyer's forehead literally popping after one of Desmond's segments.
I've actually seen that happen before (the vein popping) when I was in flight school. It was scary as hell, but apparently it isn't too big a deal. It's the veins inside your skull that are the problem.
Blood loss from veins is rarely life threatening as most people can stop the bleeding or get medical help before too much blood is lost.
Blood loss from arteries is another matter entirely.