This one of the headlines on the main page of ESPN.com:
"Kiper: Very rare appearance of the 'Mel-bag'"
I don't even wnat to think about what this means. And I don't think you want to, either.
(I'd provide a link, but it may be gone by the time you get there. And the article itself has a different headline. But I had to preserve this for posterity in some way).