Uh.....thanks for the offer, really.........but.....uh, no thanks.
OT (kind of): last day on earth... plans?
The kids we offered better all committ soon because they'd probably want to be a part of the best recruiting class at the end of the world. According to his prediction there will be fireworks on my birthday. Since that is the day god will destroy earth (October 21).
You were born one day too early. All the cool people were born on October 22nd.
Did this just get mod-bumped to the top of diaries or am I going crazy?
Before you ask, no, the two are not mutually exclusive.
It's on top of Mgoboard, not Diaries.
Argh. My bad. Thats what I get for being on productivity killer 2.0 while at work. Feel free to neg.
You think that was a mod? Boy, you have no idea what's coming tomorrow, do you?
It got mod bumped.
Cocaine, hookers, and a sack of 30 from White Castles.
I didn't realize coke and whores made it on to the White Castle menu. Can you get them as a carry-out order, or do you have to enjoy them in the restaurant?
"White" Castle for a reason.
....and when you wake up on sunday morning, you'll have diarrhea and herpes
Just like any other friday
How could you not go out on a night like this where you have the most sure and solid pickup line ever?
"Excuse me miss, I was wondering...If you knew the world were to end tomorrow how would you end your last night?"
"I've been informed this is my last night on Earth and I have one dying wish...I know you have the same."
It's worth a shot.
If it doesn't work I will receive plenty of free drinks, granted they will most likely be from women throwing them on my face. That, or a few nice backhands may be headed my way. As a precaution I will get drunk before hand. If this all fails I will result to BillyOcean's plan a few comments up.
And boobs. What's not to love?
Beer is a plan.
I think I'll spend my last day on earth watching porn.
Sit around and think of all the things I could have done with the money from the Lotto that I am certain to win on the last day ever.
Maybe I will just go out and touch people...not sure yet.
Watching the Hangover for the first time.
for Harold Camping, 89
Oh, wouldn't that be ironic?
Sit in front of my computer reading Twitter and chatting.
Sad life lol
You're just going a little earlier than everyone, eh?
In the wrong order.
Fire up the grill and have a nice glass of wine.
Who am I kidding probably just pick up a Big Mac and have a Bud Light
What are the believers in this end times prophecy doing tomorrow? Do they have any advice on how to ride this out or are they just laughing at all of us from a secret location?
They won't really need their stuff, will they?
Telling the state of Ohio to go F*** themselves
The same thing I do every day MGoBlog...
Think of ways to frame the Sweater Vest.
is that 10 pm eastern I kinda had plans....figures finally get a date with a chick a lil younger and way outta my league and the world is scheduled to end. Worst part about it Lil brother can say they went out on top(on second thught ..they have beaten us a few times in a row..maybe the world IS ending)
No, 10pm PST. My bad on the edit. Make sure to check MGoBlog if you get her home. Nothing screams do me like sports blogging.
She has busted me a cpl of times at work "On Break" stalking the recent spate of commitments....actually I'm hoping this is OSU specific and a certain RB changes his mind and heads north
My wife just left this morning to do a year of research out of the country. My last words to her as she called to tell me her connection was delayed 6 hours and they lost both her bags were "you should probably change your cell message so people know you won't get back to them."
Not the greatest way to go out.....
the "7 Deadly Sins."
4 down, 3 to go.
..There is 7 of them? Oh man.....I was good with 4 but 7 I dunno.
When the world ends I'll be burning one.
i guess tomorrow at 6pm we are all going to Columbus to join Tressel and the mob.
Bruins and Beer in the Bar.
Relax guys it says tomorrow is just the rapture and the world will end oct 21. We still get a chance to beat little brother one last time
did the world end yet?
Tom at 6
I left myself pretty open tomorrow:
No Rapture: keep trying to get Windows 7 installed, and sailing.
Rapture: take over the world.