OT (kind of): last day on earth... plans?

Submitted by turd ferguson on

As I'm sure most of you know, today is our last real day on earth.  Anyone have anything interesting going on?  I think I'll devote my day to spending all of my savings and killing all of my enemies, but I haven't really settled on that.

Mod Edit: Bumped to coordinate the MGoApocalypse 2.0. The earthquakes start in Tonga 1am EST EXACTLY!

Like It's 19BBY

May 20th, 2011 at 12:44 PM ^

Admist the pandamonium during the final moments, you'll see a used car salesman hoisting the TSIO 2002 National Championship Trophy in the middle of a empty car lot scarred by burnt rubber....

Mattavious

May 20th, 2011 at 1:01 PM ^

If you become a non believer, you won't get taken tomorrow...and you'll have until October before the actual end of the world...or maybe even until December of 2012.  My opinion is, the world ended a few years ago...hence the last few Michigan Football seasons.  In what place other than Hell could a Michigan record like that exist?

BlueHills

May 20th, 2011 at 3:29 PM ^

My theory is that The Horror created such a gigantic rift in the space-time continuum that we were somehow transported to a parallel universe. Hence, Michigan's 2008-10 record. During this, the defense was bombarded with anti-matter, and became the Anti-Defense.

 

CoachW

May 20th, 2011 at 1:02 PM ^

I'm gonna be wasted tailgating at Jimmy Buffet tomorrow.  No I'm not a fan and I'm not going to the show but it's a good excuse to get drunk in the morning and participate in wild shenannigans all day.  Especially since I have jury duty today.

OysterMonkey

May 20th, 2011 at 1:10 PM ^

Well, I was going to call all of my friends and family to tell them that I love them, but now I have to spend my time on the internet complaining about throwback jerseys.

CapedBlueSader

May 20th, 2011 at 1:28 PM ^

I am going to go all out showing that I have no vices (besides drinking heavily and gambling). So I will be heading to churchill downs to drink and bet on the horses. Makes me laugh that this guy predicted this to happen back in September 1994. I want to know what threw his calculations off 17 years?!

aawolverine

May 20th, 2011 at 1:33 PM ^

The Beasts of Revelation shall snack on your bones. I actually got a threatening pamphlet in the mail from one of these groups, with a picture similar to this on the front:

wlvrine

May 20th, 2011 at 1:34 PM ^

I'm financing a Ferrari Enzo that I plan to feature in tonights demolition derby. 

lol @ Bank of America.  Good luck collecting on that one.  See you never!

Peace OUT!

M-Wolverine

May 20th, 2011 at 1:38 PM ^

Oh, you mean AFTER? (Is there an after...?)

Well, if it's my last day I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.