OT (kind of): last day on earth... plans?
As I'm sure most of you know, today is our last real day on earth. Anyone have anything interesting going on? I think I'll devote my day to spending all of my savings and killing all of my enemies, but I haven't really settled on that.
Mod Edit: Bumped to coordinate the MGoApocalypse 2.0. The earthquakes start in Tonga 1am EST EXACTLY!
....los barcos?
Going to prom...Fiance is a teacher...fml...Hopefully I get laid
If you don't get laid, you better get a new fiancee'.
with your Fiance.
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Less Painful
Absolutely beautiful. You sir have inspired me to get a head start on the end of the world now.
Same thing we do every day, Pinky... Try to take over the world.
is I was thinking about posting a picture of Brian saying that to Pinky before I settled for asking people for their Michigan tickets. Glad someone thought of it though.
Admist the pandamonium during the final moments, you'll see a used car salesman hoisting the TSIO 2002 National Championship Trophy in the middle of a empty car lot scarred by burnt rubber....
Getting three stars on every level in Angry Birds.
...so I'm basically already in hell. :D
Wasting my time and resources on booze and women just like every other weekend.
Anyone know where in the galaxy that thing is?
It's near Uranus...so Ohio
Damn well that sucks I'm stuck in class. If I would have known sooner I would have took the term off
I knew I should have planned my vacation for this week instead of next.
If you become a non believer, you won't get taken tomorrow...and you'll have until October before the actual end of the world...or maybe even until December of 2012. My opinion is, the world ended a few years ago...hence the last few Michigan Football seasons. In what place other than Hell could a Michigan record like that exist?
My theory is that The Horror created such a gigantic rift in the space-time continuum that we were somehow transported to a parallel universe. Hence, Michigan's 2008-10 record. During this, the defense was bombarded with anti-matter, and became the Anti-Defense.
This is the first sign of the apocolypse...the dreaded double post!
I'm gonna be wasted tailgating at Jimmy Buffet tomorrow. No I'm not a fan and I'm not going to the show but it's a good excuse to get drunk in the morning and participate in wild shenannigans all day. Especially since I have jury duty today.
You lasted on jury duty until Friday?! Wow.
Didn't start til today.
sex.
Maybe it really is the end of the world, or Hell freezing over, if a wife - any wife - says that.
I'll take it.
Well, I was going to call all of my friends and family to tell them that I love them, but now I have to spend my time on the internet complaining about throwback jerseys.
I am going to go all out showing that I have no vices (besides drinking heavily and gambling). So I will be heading to churchill downs to drink and bet on the horses. Makes me laugh that this guy predicted this to happen back in September 1994. I want to know what threw his calculations off 17 years?!
To carry the one
He missed the Metric/English unit conversion.
...he ends the world before we beat Ohio State again. Oh well. At least we'd go out with the all-time record still intact.
The Beasts of Revelation shall snack on your bones. I actually got a threatening pamphlet in the mail from one of these groups, with a picture similar to this on the front:
That doesn't look so bad. I could take it.
It's kinda cute actually...where can I pick one up?
I have one of those. I call him Squishy.
It's no match for my Liger....
A wolverine could take it....
So that's what a f@ck lion looks like. Nice.
I'm financing a Ferrari Enzo that I plan to feature in tonights demolition derby.
lol @ Bank of America. Good luck collecting on that one. See you never!
Peace OUT!
Are shot. I'm stuck in an elevator.
Oh, you mean AFTER? (Is there an after...?)
Well, if it's my last day I will crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Hiding all my Defensive Backs where they can't be harmed!
Quick people, there's only a day left! Make sure you buy Rapture Insurance for your pets. Available here -
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/
haha this is too funny. Thanks for the link.
I doubted the end was coming but then I saw the throw back unis...
I'm going to futterwacken....furiously.
my 5-year business plan.
. . . to prepare myself for the fiery eternity of hell.
I've always wanted to get 12 Loko'd so I'm just gonna do that. They can't kill me if I'm already dead