Starko

December 17th, 2009 at 2:34 PM ^

that the first people who answered the door didn't call the police? What, they just closed the door after learning it was only a drunk 4-year-old? "Go on home now, son, and stop drinking so much."

HartAttack20

December 17th, 2009 at 3:08 PM ^

This is ridiculous. That kid is crazy. I don't understand how he was able to go into a cooler, then open a tabbed beer, get outside, walk to the neighbors house and break in (right?), steal presents, open all of them, and then get a dress on. I wouldn't even be mad, I'm impressed that he could do all of those things. I can't even do that.

YakAttack

December 17th, 2009 at 4:01 PM ^

A typical Thursday in the YakAttack household growing up. The interesting/sad part of this, is that he is always breaking out trying to get in trouble so he gets sent to jail to be with his father. He's only four. What is going to happen when this whipper-snapper actually figures out how to cause serious trouble?

bacon

December 17th, 2009 at 8:37 PM ^

"Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking. " Nice subtle dig there.