OT: Kate Upton jabs Justin Verlander on the Twitters
I've never before envied a horse.
They are amazing and should always be envied.
You bastard..... Between Rebecca Black's song being on Mike and Mike on my drive in to work and this. My inner monologue is ruined......
WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHERE IS THE UNCENSORED VIDEO? WHERE IS THE UNCENSORED VIDEO? WHERE IS THE UNCENSORED VIDEO? I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK. THIS VIDEO IS LITERALLY GOING TO KILL ME IT'S SO HOT.
Yeah, she's hott but you gotta remember she has the mind of a 20 year old girl. This is something you'd expect from a teenager not an adult.
/I'm a man. I'm 40!
You calling her FAT?! That's garbage.
Kate must be working for the Indians.
This girl has no hips, no curves, and the worst backside on planet Earth. There are so many more attractive girls than her who also have half a brain. I mean seriously:
You almost ruined it.
Dude, that's not even a good photoshop. They could have at least blended the skin pigment.
EDIT: I don't know who negged this post, but it isn't hard to see that it is, in fact, photoshopped. I'm not just throwing that out there as a gag reflex. (Apt wording for this dialogue, yes.)
- On the left hip, there is a distinct line where the two layers weren't properly blended.
- On the right hip, there is a ghost image that indicates that the inserted layer was not completely erased. If they were using anything less than 100% opacity on the eraser, it would leave a trace.
- There is a slight bright lining on the legs. If the shot was backlit, that would be normal, but since there's a crowd back there, it doesn't fit. It's likely that butt and legs image had a brighter background.
- And in general, if you look at the body as a whole, it just doesn't fit exactly right.
This guy is good.
but I know that pic is fake because there is no way Victoria's Secret would let a girl who looked like that up on a runway wearing that for public viewing. Not a chance.
But I am impressed by the analysis of photoshop. That is good work.
there is actual video of the still that is shown above.
What's wrong with that?
Yeah well I'd bang either of those photoshopped chicks.
curves. There are plenty of curvaceous women who possess faces that destroy your zest for life.
Point of fact, most models do not have curvy bodies. Stick figures are predominate in the world of modeling.
She needs to hit the gym and tone that up
You must be new here
Given Kate’s status as an SI cover girl she must be judged relative to her peers in the super model stratosphere, in which case I concur she isn’t that great except between her chin and her navel. Therefore I concur she is merely an 8.5 on the 10 scale – again, relative to her super model peers. However, given she’s a Michigan gal who is an admitted Michigan football fan, other Michigan football fans justifiably adhere to her an extra 3 points on the scale, bumping her up to an otherworldly 11.5 on the 10 scale among Michigan football fan circles. I hope this explains the otherwise obvious to you sir.
Fun party girl with big boobs:attraction explained.
Please post a pic of your back forty so we can do a side-by-side compare.
Photoshop or not, if any of you slobs behind your computer screens can look at the ass in that picture and kick it out of bed for so much as eating crackers, you seriously need a reality check. And btw, good luck staying with a woman when she gets pregnant or old, cuz shit don't always stay even that nice.
As long as she's not talking. And that says something when you're comparing her to Kate Upton.
Both are pretty much morans.
Well, that and SJU's voice is pretty much the worst thing in the world.
please...spell it correctly. You're killing my soul.
Just no. Fake tits are terrible.
from back when Justine Verlander jabbed Kate Upton in real life?
Take that sh!t over to the "go-to joke" thread!
So your saying he gave her the high, hard one?
"That must be why he hasn't been as good this year."
/Uninformed bandwagon fan.
For fleeting fun with Kate.
I mean, I don't think he's going to be hard up for dates; but he may find it difficult to ever really know if who he's dating likes him or just likes dating JUSTIN VERLANDER. So you gain some, you lose some.
was his high school sweetheart. Ice cold!
than never to have loved Kate Upton at all.
JV will be OK.
Before the whole Is Kate Upton Hot debate rages on. Give us all your top 5.
Kate Upton's aren't for everyone.
Check out those clean lines!
- Mila Kunis
- my girlfriend
My take on Kate is what world do you compare her to? I get a HUGE laugh out all these "better than thou" guys on message boards (here or anywhere) who say she is not all that as if she asked them to sleep with her, they'd be all like "nah you know those hips...lacking... sorta thick, just not for me." Unless you are the "Bradley Cooper" category of guy with girls beating down your door, you are not turning down a woman like Kate for any of these "flaws".
If you compare her to the upper 3-5% girls in the world yeah she has some chinks but if you compare her to the normal people you see day in and day out in life, she is among the upper echelon. She seems to have the body (big boned) that is going to go very wrong on her once her metabolism slows down in her late 20s but really who cares. She has a cute face and for guys who are into massive boobs those are pretty sweet. I think most of the say Miss USA contentestants I saw Sunday were "hotter" but I am more into the svelte, very toned not extremely top heavy look myself. But like others said she seems to have a cool personality (for her age) - into sports, goofy, doesnt take herself too serious, etc.
As for top 5 - Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba... no, uhh Nicole Scherzinger, Brooke Burke, Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Beckinsale, Carmen Electra (still hot at 40) and no I can't stop at 5. But that's my type ;) and I am leaving out blondes.
And honestly when you go the mall, or at a restaurant there is always a woman or two who is at these women level or even better and you are like just wow... they are just not in Hollywood or Milan.
Only if she were real up top
Yes, it does
Average at best with clothes on and worse with clothes off. IMO of course
Spoken like someone who doesn't know the difference.
Some just don't want to sleep with a linebacker.
If you do....NTTAWWT.
I'd rather pass on a girl who could kick my ass.
I like a girl who can drink a beer. Kate Upton can drink a beer. She's also a good dancer. She likes sports. And has a nice rack. She likes to be topless. And has more money than I do.
I only came here for the pics and gifs
until Upton is in Playboy, then her sex tape will leak online, then she'll become a drug-riddled mess, probably serve some jail time, then we'll look back and say "Man, how did we ever think Kate Upton and Lindsay Lohan were hot?"