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OT: Kate Upton dating Justin Verlander?
You are slipping man, no pics to compare. What am I saying, there is no comparison
If I was available I'd gladly be the rebound guy who she was trying with to prove what Verlander was missing...
It must be nice to be in the stratosphere where that was "slumming it."
I was going to post something, but the thought that Kate Upton is a real woman who some lucky bastard actually gets to date instead caused my head to asplode, and I've completely forgotten my point.
Now that is so f'ing funny. I never thought that I would see JV beg.
She dump Mark Sanchez because she realize he sucks?
After that scumbag there is no friggin way she doesn't have the herps, and like you said, he's not even good.
If she were dating him, Verlander would suck. Didn't you see "The Natural"?
I am going to be very good and not go anywhere near these last two posts. (He says tongue in cheek.) /s
or... didn't you see Tony Romo?
fastball right down the middle
Knuckler just in there for a his second punch out of the night. /RADickey'd
I picked him up in my fantasy league in free agency before he blew up. What a steal.
That much awesomeness cannot be contained in one life, story must be false to maintain faith in the universe's balance.
I guess they were right. The discovery of the Higgs boson really was a game-changer.
Upton bosom >> Higgs boson
TB and Giselle respectfully disagree, as do I on their behalf.
I bet she's just angling for an autograph or two.
Then she'll move on to someone better, like StephenRKass.
That steam you see rising in the distance is coming from Mrs. SRK's ears.
I'm afraid I'm not Kate's type. She can undoubtedly find a better looker out there than a slightly overweight ginger with thinning hair. IIRC, maybe one of the goodlooking mgodudes who went to the signing party in AA? Or a good looking football coach?
My concern is a 19 year old daughter who looks a bit too much like Kate. Yes, I flatter myself, and I suppose its a nice problem to have. But still, dads everywhere can relate. I could add this to the list of parenting things no one ever told me about.
1.Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
2.You make her cry, I make you cry.
3.Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health. 4.Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5.If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you're sure not picking anything up (Alternative rule #5: Only delivery men honk. Dates ring the doorbell. Once.)
6.No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7.If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8.Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
Seriously, thank God I have a son. I was not a nice boy when I was in high school/college, and I know Karma will come back to bite me in a big way. Of course, now that I say all of this the next one will be a girl. Maybe she'll be a lesbian, that's really starting to catch on.
Daughters are gods punishment to men. Cuz when you have a son, you only need to worry about one dick. When you have a daughter, you've gotta worry about billions of dicks.
I guess I am really being punished! I have 4 daughters 3 grandkids I is a granddaughter! all that said I'm only 37. ouchhhh but hey they are all Michigan fans right in the heart of Tampa.
How do you have 3 grandkids at 37? Either you had kids extremely early or your kids had kids extremely early.
(makes me smile)
I remember getting a much more "salty" and "colorful" version of this from a 6'3" 280lb, ex-marine Drill Instructor, then plumber, very close, family friend when I was about 19-20.
My favorite was always, dont do anything with her that you wouldnt do with me. Oh, you think I wont know what you did or didn't do? This isnt a courtroom. There is no burden of proof here. I get to make assumptions.
I refuse to believe that a ginger can have a daughter who looks anything like Kate Upton.
Alyssa Campanella, on the other hand...
... perhaps the best-looking ginger around today.
I need the football season to get here already...!
Get deleted like a year back?
If your daughter looks like Kate Upton then read on...
I'm 23, gainfully employed, no criminal record, no kids, and a UM degree. Think about it eh?
I had the same thought. When I saw this story earlier I looked around for news of them breaking up and wasn't able to find anything.
I think this is just local media being local media.
Not saying I wouldn't mind being mistakenly connected to Kate Upton (hey-yo!)
that a newly famous guy with a long term GF gets dazzled by an even hotter famous girl, thus doing what perhaps 90% of us guys would do-- "gulp, Kate Upton? Yes please."
I'd actually be surprised if this story wasn't true...
I feel like Kate Upton is trolling her entire home state with this. If she winds up on the arm of Reggie Bush, I swear I'm giving up on sports.
That's what rich women do, they date Reggie Bush
It would be funny if she dated BJ Upton. Yes.....because you know, she wouldn't have to change her last name if they married.
Kate Upton now has the name recognition that she won't ever change her name, regardless of who she marries. For instance, Gisele Bundchen didn't change her name when she married Tom Brady.
Surprised me. I figured he wouldn't be able to date her until he pitched a perfect game.
They are seeing each other, not boyfriend/girlfriend or anything as of yet. He's a lucky bastard.
JimLahey seems like the kind of guy who would definitively know.
She's pretty much the only non-sports celebrity I know. We share a few friends but I only met her recently.
like when Kirk Gibson and Heather Locklear were an "item".
When someone makes millions of dollars in sports or other parts of the entertainment industry, it seems quite fitting for them to pair off with other entertainers. That ensures both of having a partner who understands "the biz," and also ensures that neither is just after the other's money or celebrity.
"good pairing"? I see what you did there...
ok ok, we get it.
wow Shane Morris is going to be pissssed.
He'll forget all about it when he has some brunettes to look at...and think about.
He's almost ten years older.
Yes, that is sour grapes
I always kind of wondered why he had never proposed to that long-term girlfriend of his. It had been something like 8 years, right?
Im disappointed!!! No bikini pics or gifs of Kate anywhere in this post!!!! Boooo
I refuse to believe this.
Not to be "that guy" but is she drinking a beer in that video of her at Comerica Park? There's no way the Tigers could get in trouble for something like that could they? I thought they were pretty strict about underage drinking (I know famous people have their own rules). Just thought it was strange.
Underaged people drink beer at major league baseball games?!?!
Last game I went to there was a group of what looked like 13-14 year olds trying to buy beer. The venders pretty much just laughed at them every time they tried to buy one. I did too.
I'm not judging her and I honestly could care less but it just seemed strange to me that it was on tv.
Just as they were rounding second base, he balked and had to call in a relief pitcher.
Looks like this story will blow up tomorrow.
That was the worst start by Justin Verlander that I've ever seen.