GoWings2008

May 22nd, 2014 at 9:30 AM ^

This comment from SOMEONE is so freaking predictable.  I find it funny that as descriptive as the title is, someone feels they need to unburden themselves to comment on how much they disagree with how hot the rest of us find Kate Upton.  Can't you just let us have this without your negativity?   "She wouldn't even make my...."  Blah, blah, blah....yes, yes...you have higher standards than the rest of us....   Spare me.

Darker Blue

May 22nd, 2014 at 9:41 AM ^

Don't be a dick, who the fuck are you to say who he or she thinks is hot? I mean no straight male would ever not bang Kate Upton if they had the chance. But everyone had different standards on hotness. 

StephenRKass

May 22nd, 2014 at 12:23 PM ^

Darker blue, I happen to be among the many who find Kate Upton very attractive physically. (It would be interesting to hear a bit about what she is really like in person, but whatever.) I completely agree that those who complain about her appearance are just . . . nuts.

HOWEVER . . . one quibble:  "no straight male would ever not bang Kate Upton if they had the chance." 

As attractive as Miss Upton is, I don't want the opportunity to bang her, and if given the opportunity, I would respectfully decline. You can appreciate the God given assets Miss Upton has, without wanting to "bang" her. I dare say, our proprietors Brian and Seth would turn down the opportunity as well, if they are wise men. (I don't presume to know what they'd choose, but I'd be willing to lay a wager.) Magnus, on the other hand . . . 

GoWings2008

May 22nd, 2014 at 12:29 PM ^

Although most guys on here "would not bang" for relationship reasons, I'm sure, I can say this.  My wife and I have our "list" which may or may not actually be acted upon.  However, "the list" still exists and as long as I pick another blonde, like my wife, to be on it...I can publically get away with saying that Ms Upton is indeed on my list.

blueblueblue

May 22nd, 2014 at 10:08 AM ^

Is it just me or do her breasts look smaller when unburdened of their encumbrances? Looks like a nice C cup here, but I would have sworn she was a solid D. 

steve sharik

May 22nd, 2014 at 12:53 PM ^

  • She has been on multiple covers of the hottest selling magazine of every year.
  • She has also been on the cover of all the top fashion magazines.
  • Thus, she is a supermodel.
  • That she is a supermodel and isn't 6'2", 95 lbs. and nothing but skin and bones is an amazing feat.
  • Her breasts are natural, unlike the Pam Andersons and Megan Foxes of the world.
  • To know all this and not find her hot, I seriously question your judgment and sanity.

M-Dog

May 22nd, 2014 at 5:35 PM ^

When I told the Genie in the bottle that I wanted to see Kate Upton without any clothes on, I should have been more specific.