Canadian

May 4th, 2014 at 1:03 AM ^

Haha you and me both. Hell she could've gone without the top and bare ass before I considered it NSFW. Just ask the older (40s) woman working next to me who was subject to a couple titty scenes in old school at work tonight.

alum96

May 2nd, 2014 at 3:57 PM ^

I'd have to extensively inspect it myself in person to judge if it is worthy. 

However, I am more a brunette fan (no jokes please), so if Jessica Alba has any body parts she needs judging- I am always available.... I'm just a giver like that.

UM456670

May 2nd, 2014 at 4:15 PM ^

Tomorrow.  I will ask whether the butt is a thing of the genes.

But she sure is pretty.  Pretty hot.  Pretty well-balanced from an architectural standpoint.

Wendyk5

May 2nd, 2014 at 5:25 PM ^

It must be strange to have her as a daughter (I say as I watched my husband watch a 14 year old boy check out our 11 year daughter, who looks 13. He nearly committed murder). It must be difficult to reconcile her putting herself out there as she does and understand exactly what's going through every guy's mind. 

Jinxed

May 2nd, 2014 at 7:12 PM ^

Her body is honestly not that great from her breasts down. I don't know if her hips are too high or what.... but she just looks... idk... definitely not hourglass shaped.

Wolfman

May 2nd, 2014 at 8:28 PM ^

I saw two really nice ones the moment the video started.  Her ass, due to her ginorous headlights, probably doesn't get the attention it deserves and it's not on the level of Jessica Beihl, who still ranks no. 1. I'd definitely drive down that dirt road though; no doubt about it. 

imMaizeNBlu

May 2nd, 2014 at 8:46 PM ^

It's as flat as Iowa or Nebraska, no hips to speak of neither. Up top though.......



In other words no one is perfect and I'd still tap that.1

Jinxed

May 3rd, 2014 at 6:26 AM ^

She does have hips, her hips are 36". The problem is that they're WAAAAAY up high which makes her proportions all wrong. She ends up having no waist. 38-27-36 are weird measurements for a model. 

sadeto

May 2nd, 2014 at 10:39 PM ^

Two bulldogs in a bag. Her chest has its own atmosphere, so if that's what floats your boat, she's your girl. I prefer slender and taut.