OT: Kate Upton b/c Wednesday Sucks/Wednesday Open Thread
For the record...I am pretty sure that guy doesn't like The Kate Upton type..
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Doogie Howser is totally straight. Haven't you seen "How I Met Your Mother"?
(Hint: If you haven't, don't. It sucks.)
Barney Stinson is the man and so is NPH in real life.
I wonder where Kate Upton would lie on the Mendoza line.
I think "How I met Your Mother" is hillarious and Barney has been an excellent role model for me.
Neil Patrick Harris would only be uninterested in Kate Upton due to the fact that she is only a 7.5 out of 10 in his universe...
That's a lie and I know it, but yeah, Doogie Howser is my homie...
Errr...that and he's gay. Not hating. Just stating.
Sorry if I missed a latent /s.
Harold and Kumar.
What you're saying is the gay thing is just a front for all NPH's womanizing?! Who knew?!??
This is reminding me of tat time I realized RDT really liked Michigan, after thinking all along he liked Alabama! Fascinating!
just sucked a little less
This is definitely not suitable for Mrs. Stephen R. Kass, but I love it thumbs up to you sir.
Terry richardson is my new favorite recruit.
There was a time when we looked down at boards like RCBM for posting stuff like this... I get it, she's a Michigan fan, its the offseason, etc etc. I'll just say that I'm not a fan of threads like this.
And before you ask me why I would show up to a thread just to complain, would you say that if someone made a "hot moms" thread like I've seen on RCBM and I commented in that? Because this comment has the same idea, I'm trying to make a larger point.
we just have a new designation for threads that are intended to appeal to prurient interests? Instead of OT we call it LC (low content or lewd content). Clearly, there is an interest in such things even on a blog with a generally elevated standard of discourse.
I agree that this blog would have little value if it was "bewbs all day every day" (there are other sites for that). But, it would be less fun if the hardcore college football coverage was not sometimes punctuated with infantile humor, photos, videos, etc. . .
I think we used to have a good balance, but I've been seeing more and more of this stuff. Again it's just my opinion, but I'm not a fan. If we have enough to demand a seperate tag, I think we've gone waaaaay too far. Just look up Kate Upton pics if you want that, there will be more and they'll be hotter too.
with your observation that there seems to be more of this content this year. Perhaps Brian is reaching a wider audience?
I agree that the number of "open threads" and whatnot is getting to levels that are somewhat silly. I'm certainly a fan of females, but it seems like there's a reason to start an open thread every day. What are you drinking? It's Wednesday! It's Saturday! The Tigers are playing! The Mudhens are playing! It's Monday! I've got an ingrown hair!
Recruiting largely wrapping up early, no huge debates about the football team (hell, we got a week of commentary about whether our backup QB would/could/should get some snaps at WR), the return of Fort Schembechler...
Spring ball needs to get here. That way we can waste our time on the 75 seconds of sanitized practice film they release every day.
...but 2015 recruiting is just beginning! Let's have debates about which 9th graders should have been offered already!
2020 is where it's at. You learn the most about them the fist year of tackle ball. That's how you separate out the wusses.
Spring ball needs to get here? What month is it right now?
Good call. I suppose fall practice will get here first. As will the actual season, the basketball season, the bowl game, NSD, and... well, everything.
The sad thing is, my initial reaction was to think "Damn, that sucks that spring ball hasn't even gotten here yet. The season seems to be forever away..."
This off-season has been especially rough. I delete plenty of stuff, but there seems to be an endless supply of Kate Upton out there. She's like the orcs from Lord of the Rings. Really, really attractive orcs.
We've tried to limit that damage by designating certain super good news threads as Kate-permissive. Not working. I'm running out of ideas.
I wish I could create Kate Upton with some mud and sorcery... I don't even need an army of them. Just one. Okay, two. Two would be good.
1. You only have two hands.
2. Two Kate Uptons = head asplode
3. People would tortue you to learn the secret of making Kate Upton for themselves
I don't understand. There are no other boobs on the internet. How am I supposed to look at boobs on the internet if they aren't on Mgoblog?
So, what do you think of Rich Rod vs. Brady Hoke?
Yeah, that would be better than boobs. On-topic.
... Wednesday is referred to by some as "hump day." Somehow I don't mind associating the term "hump" with Kate Upton.
President's Council on Physical Fitness. Kate showing the joys and benefits of getting out and staying active. Tell your HR department to get off their fat asses and embrace the Kate Upton motivational tapes.
The post will stand, but NO EMBEDS OR GIFS. No good news, so to do so would encheapen the whole thing. If this becomes a RCMB bewbs-for-no-reason thread, it disappears.
Also, Wednesday especially sucks because I thought today was Thursday until about ten minutes ago.
I imagine BISB as a cantakerous almost-retired Celebrity Death match referee
There goes the thread.
Kate Upton video aside, my week just improved tenfold. Until ten minutes ago, I thought it was Tuesday.
Who the hell scores this as flamebait? What the hell's the matter with you people.
I love boobs for no reason.
Yeah, totally NSFW. But I'm "working" from home, so...
Second, whenever I watch a video of Kate Upton, I think about this.
I don't know why.
Did it annoy anyone else that he only used lower-case 'i's? It filled me with rage...until the next clip of Kate bouncing around all talented and sexy-like.
get all this Kate exposure and get her to do all of this? I realize he's a photographer, but geez. I've seen him and he looks like a porno director, and a bad looking one at that. What is his hold on her?
I am very curious about how you know what a porno director looks like...
He owns a mirror
ARGH!!!!!! My karma points!
Jack Kennedy. Joe Reynolds. Beat: DROPPED.
There goes the thread.
The freeze frame alone (best wet t-shirt ever) is totally NSFW. I clicked on since it's early here and no one was around figuring it would be her dancing but the freeze frame is the full wet t-shirt so I closed as soon as I could (and then pulled it up on my iPhone ;).
So, yeah, I'd just say NSFW as a blanket since it's, let's just be honest here, the closest thing to actual nudity.
Or maybe we should use a new acryonym - VOP - View On Phone.
I can't be the only one here who has a type completely opposite of Kate Upton, can I?
It's okay. Lots of dudes like dudes.
I'm just kidding. She's not really my type, either. I've dated exactly one blonde in my life, and I always thought Marilyn Monroe was mediocre.
However, I can appreciate Kate Upton for her...talents.
The thing is, that's not even a joke. It is the only logical conclusion.
That would be someone relatively short, incredibly muscular, toned beyond belief, and male.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, circa 1982?
You have to agree that she's at least above-average looking (at the very least).
While you're reasoning could still apply in this case, once you factor in that she's a Michigan fan who loves repping the maize & blue I feel it's a completely different ballgame.
Much like Tom Brady, I think we can all appreciate a fellow wolverine for rising to the top of her respective profession by honing her god-given talents - whether or not she's our 'type'.
It's one thing to be a fan of a school that never attended Michigan, it's another to be a fan of a fan of a person that never attended Michigan. It becomes a problem for me when the board collectively reveres the girl and brings her up at every opportunity, highjacking threads.
She is a song on the radio that was kinda catchy but has since been so overplayed that I just want to change the station when I hear her.
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy.
A recruit committed.
Kate Upton Maybe?
More like, now Kate's just somebody that I used to know.
would suit her.
If you need to change the station, you should visit TTB. There are lots of Kate Upton-look-unalikes over there.
She could use a more sophisticated style like Cindy Crawford instead of being just a youtube dancing sensation.
Keep her more on topic
If ever there were a case made for genetic engineering and cloning DNA, Kate Upton is it.
Man oh man. My kingdom for just one night. Hell, not even a night. 45 minutes will do just fine.
So, when is Drake Harris announcing?
she should be a flavor of ice cream.
I would give her the best 30 seconds of my life.
I have a "cool story bro" for you guys. Kinda met Kate Upton a few weeks ago. She was at MSG in New York for the Stanley Cup finals (I forget which game, I went to most of them) sitting behind the bench close to where I was sitting. Someone pointed her out but I didn't think much of it. After the game, I went out for dinner with my client and his family. One of my client's teammates walks in with his (smoking hot) girlfriend who is apparently really close friends with Kate Upton. Kate came in briefly and we went and talked to them. I was introduced to her and she kind of just did the wave-nod but that was as exciting as it got.
I don't know if that was a story worth telling or not but that's how it went.
Cool story bro.
That just proved it right there!!! Not everyone could do all those and succeed...well at least look that good!!
If your a teacher then you dont have the bad Wednesday problem for a while still
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday!
In case you don't have a Vimeo membership and couldn't watch the video, here's the Youtube version:
That means Wipeout is back. With their premiere Hottie vs. Nerds. Last year's was entertaining-
(Safe for television but probably not safe for BiSB).
I don't have much to add to this thread. But, several things.
- The title tells you what's up. That's great, and enough for me. If someone wants to go to the link, they know what they're getting. It even is marked NSFW. In other words, I approve of the way this thread was done.
- I'm with BISB as regards embeds and GIFS. Those are harder to ignore than links, especially at work. This also includes photos that are pasted into the thread.
- The one thing I don't get is why someone would come to mgoblog for bewbs, etc. I come to mgoblog for all things Michigan. If I want to see bewbs, there are other places to find them. I saw them today. In 3D. Bouncing. In real life. Before I left for work. Great way to begin the day. But completely irrelevant to mgoblog.
- There are a ton of other OT things I'd rather read about. Michigan Solar Cars. Photos of campus right now. An update on the the Crisler renovation. Restaurant reviews in Ann Arbor. The state of the University. Photos inside the dorms. Interesting research or papers at Michigan. More interviews with mgoblog illuminati. Photo essays of mgoblog illuminati. Tailgate recipes. A post of cool Michigan stuff, and where you can buy it. The economy in Michigan. What's going to happen to Detroit? What should happen to Detroit? The relationship between the Governor of Michigan, the University of Michigan, the Mayor of Detroit, and the City of Detroit. An mgoblog interview with Dave Brandon. With Brady Hoke. Mattison. Borges. Beilein. President Coleman. (Aren't there some mgoblog readers who have connections with them? Who could get them to sit down with Brian or Ace or Heiko to answer questions?) Interviews with former Michigan athletes. Tom Brady, Jalen Rose. Rich Leach. Anthony Carter. (Aren't there mgobloggers who know them, who could get them to talk with Brian or Ace or Heiko?) A series of articles on all the Michigan athletic facilities, and the master plan for the next five years. Guest articles (Johnny, Ramzy, EDSBS.)
"The relationship between the Governor of Michigan, the University of Michigan, the Mayor of Detroit, and the City of Detroit."
The problem with all those topics is that most of them require effort like going out and taking pictures or something or happening to know a former famous Michigan football player.
It's much easier to copy a youtube video and post it on here even though I would prefer the kind of content you mentioned.
I like how you say you'd rather talk about anything other than boobs, but then you take the time to describe your experience this morning.
I have no problem with boobs or talking about them or other things with them. Just not at mgoblog.
For missed point.
Read your post here. Then go back and read your original post.
point taken. I was trying to say that I like boobs, but don't come here to mgoblog for them. I included the statement about boobs to indicate that I like them. But I can see that this kind of undercuts my original point. If I had just said "I like boobs a lot, but I don't come here to see them" that would have been more succinct and to the point. I Failed. Sigh.
Let's try this again.
...oh, never mind.
Regardless of the character on "How I Met Your Mother", Doogie would be more interested in dating Magnus than Kate Upton. Hate to break the news but facts are facts. How many days until we break fall camp??
You realize there was like 3 GIFs and about 6 posts saying "Doogie aka NPH is gay" and everyone said; we know???
this is great
she is so hottt and loves michigan two best worlds haha...