OT: Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg Hot Pocket Posbang Thread
December 13th, 2013 at 1:34 PM ^
Dude, that's Anna Kounikova. Idiots.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:37 PM ^
Come on. If it was Kounikova she'd be playing golf in the picture.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:44 PM ^
Let's face it, they all look alike.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:43 PM ^
Am I the only one who realizes that's one of the men from that Ru Paul show?
December 13th, 2013 at 3:30 PM ^
Not to send this tangent even further but I seriously thought RuPaul and t.v. talk show host Wendy Williams were the same person.
The Ruper
Wendy Williams
I was harshly criticized standing in line at a Leo's Coney Island when I voiced that one.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:29 PM ^
1. Kate Upton's face leaves a lot to be desired. Besides her tits, her body is as plain as can be.
2. This would have been exponentially more enjoyable had Biz Markie appeared in it as well.
3. Hot Pockets are simultaneously terrible and wonderful.
4. Snoop Dog/Lion & (Lil) Bow Wow's careers are officially dead.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:32 PM ^
Nope, you're right. If she EVER shows up in my bed eating a hot pocket and I see her dropping crumbs; "HIT THE ROAD, COW!!!!!"
December 13th, 2013 at 3:23 PM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 6:25 PM ^
would
December 13th, 2013 at 1:50 PM ^
Congrats on getting negbanged in the posbang thread. That takes talent and determination.
December 13th, 2013 at 3:34 PM ^
-1 for dogging Kate Upton, the not-so-Virgin Mary of MGoBlog
BUT +1 FOR BRINGING UP BIZ MARKIE!!!!
December 13th, 2013 at 1:28 PM ^
You know, I just went to read the nutritional information on Hot Pockets and then watched the video one more time. Kate Upton makes an extremely compelling case for eating Hot Pockets despite it all. It might even do me some good to be caught up on my sodium until 2027.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:32 PM ^
I have a buddy...an OSU grad...who is an engineer for Nestle. He was just transferred down to Lexington, KY to work at their HOT POCKET plant. This may or may not explain why the damn things can't have one specific temperature.
On a side note guess who has two thumbs and gets free Hot Pockets sent to them all the time?
December 13th, 2013 at 1:36 PM ^
Hell, I'll posbang anything that moves!
December 13th, 2013 at 4:16 PM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 1:46 PM ^
Steve Everitt at Disney Wolrd this week...First time I saw him just walking around the saw him again getting on Peter Pan... That's worth some posbang
December 13th, 2013 at 3:37 PM ^
+1 for you sir only because the mere thought of Steve Everitt rumbling around Disney World made my Friday slightly better.
December 13th, 2013 at 4:42 PM ^
My wife and I ran into Steve Everitt in Key West this past summer. He was just hanging out on Duval Street while his wife was shopping. We got a couple pictures with him. Nice guy.
December 13th, 2013 at 5:30 PM ^
Steve lives on one of the smaller keys. Can't remember which one but I used to live in Miami and saw him at a bar once and he told me about his set up.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:42 PM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 1:45 PM ^
I've never had a hot pocket
December 13th, 2013 at 3:21 PM ^
and watch the Jim Gaffigan bit on Hot Pockets on Youtube.
December 13th, 2013 at 6:01 PM ^
"Kate Upton. Snoop Dogg. Your move, Gaffigan."
December 13th, 2013 at 7:49 PM ^
Don't. They'll make you totally un-aero.
I learned the hard way.
December 13th, 2013 at 1:54 PM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 1:55 PM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 1:56 PM ^
I'll always upvote anything with Upton in it. Happy 4th Posbang today!
December 13th, 2013 at 2:08 PM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 2:22 PM ^
I don't even know what to say about this
December 13th, 2013 at 3:06 PM ^
You say get me some Hotpockets, that's what you say.
December 13th, 2013 at 2:26 PM ^
That was ... bizarre. I can't decide whether this is totally brilliant in some strange, postmodern way, or Exhibit # 8,495,672 for why Western Civilization is doomed.
I can't imagine the amount of money that went into producing this thing. I'm not only thinking of the cash it must've taken to get Snoop, Kate Upton, Larry King on board this crazy train, but all the marketing geniuses who got PAID to come up with this stuff.
December 14th, 2013 at 1:16 AM ^
December 13th, 2013 at 2:28 PM ^
God bless America
December 13th, 2013 at 2:31 PM ^
and then enjoy nicely baked hot pockets with Kate. Munchies with Kate. Yummmmm.... <head snaps up> Must have been day dreaming!
December 13th, 2013 at 2:40 PM ^
in this posbang thread.
i think, because of the prolonged absence of the voting system, we're a little bit rusty on how this type of thread works.
December 13th, 2013 at 2:43 PM ^
or that we are well on pace to over a dozen POSbang threads for the day
December 13th, 2013 at 2:49 PM ^
considering friday is posbang day around here, and this is the first friday since voting has returned, and we've missed well over 12 fridays...i think the math works out to a +1 for you and everyone else.
December 13th, 2013 at 2:42 PM ^
Kate is a fairly sexy woman
December 13th, 2013 at 3:08 PM ^
You are correct. She's no mid-80s Elle MacPherson, but then again, I'm old.
December 13th, 2013 at 3:10 PM ^
Kathy Ireland FTW
December 13th, 2013 at 4:03 PM ^
Pos points for the nod to Kathy Ireland. After all, she was the star place kicker on the football team in Necessary Roughness.
December 13th, 2013 at 3:13 PM ^
What in the holy fucking hell did I just watch? I don't even know what to say. What I do know is that I'm picking up some Hot Pockets on the way home from work tonight.
December 13th, 2013 at 3:12 PM ^
Would love to know if the brand manager knew what he was buying when he saw the story board. (Ahem, Sky High Bakery)
December 13th, 2013 at 3:24 PM ^
This just makes me want to touch Kate Upton in her hot pocket even more.
December 13th, 2013 at 3:36 PM ^
My blood pressure got too high and I passed out. It's weird though I was just sitting there normally this happens when I.. Ohh wait it all makes sense now. Sorry lack of blood flow to the bra.......
December 13th, 2013 at 4:07 PM ^
Sooo...I gues we can pretty confidently put to bed the debate about whether Snoop Dogg sold out eh?