wtf did i just watch?
is this real life?
Hot Pocket: a different temperature in every bite.
First bite: 4th degree burn
Second bite: 3rd degree burn
Third bite: 2nd degree burn
Fourth bite: 1st degree burn
First bite:Hot Lava.
Second Bite: Polar Ice Cap
Third Bite: Hot Lava.
Sums up hot pockets!
They burn you on purpose so that you can't taste them.
hmmm I am struggling to embed this link... i can get it to show up but it wont pull it from the site.
This is all i think of when i see or hear hot pockets!!!
Funny cause its true
First bite - The top of my mouth would burn so bad skin would just peal off... from the hot lava.
Second bite - would freeze the burned spot.
Third bite - just when you think it is numb from the nerve receptors being destroyed from the first bite and the ice from the second... you burn your damn mouth again in a different spot.
Needless to say... I no longer eat Hot Pockets.
This should be renamed "Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg and Hot Pocket Posbang Thread"
Edit: Perfect. Now its only a matter of time before we have a "Posbang Aprecciation Thread Posbang" and then this site will collapse in on itself in a digital black hole.
I tried. I made a "Posbang Thread Appreciation Posbang Thread"
It lasted less than a minute and got deleted :(
It was probably for the best though.
The newest one wouldn't be up if it hadn't been a bit of an MGoStory earlier. That and I would feel bad deleting a thread about someone getting promising cancer results.
As I was submitting it I was like ehhhhhhhh this probably won't stick, but I felt it was worth the try anyway.
I have the weirdest erection right now
It's perfectly normal.....I hope.
Has more effort/money been put into selling a lump of crap ever?
And this is coming from someone who has (unfortunately) eaten a ton of hot pockets.
1) Open Hot Pocket
2) Place in Toilet
Did you know they make a lean pocket? For people that are watching their weight but still want diarrhea...
Now with higher quality ingredients???
That hot pocket looks pretty good, but it ain't no Southwest Patty Melt, that's for sure...
That...that was magical.
So this is a Kate Upton thread? OK.
I'd posbang her.
Now THATS a hot pocket
This is just mesmarizing.....I may have spelled that wrong...my attention isn't toally on the keyborad....
baking too long!"
It terrifies me that I love this.
"Now you can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch and be dead by dinner. Dead Pocket."
Giselle probably doesn't.
I just realized why her last name is UPton.
My take away from this commercial is that Hot Pockets cause fever dreams if you eat them right before falling asleep. Is that what they were going for?
Another Posbang? Count me in!
Is this to imply that Kate Upton HAS a "Hot Pocket" or that she IS a "Hot Pocket"?
I'll just agree to both to cover bases. There's something strangely symbiotic about a Hot little Pocket like Kate Upton, whose "Pocket" is no doubt untouchably HOT, eating a Hot Pocket.
This is deep... in a dirty old man kind of way.
Snoop Dogg smoked too much weed before agreeing to film this. Which is why it's amazing.
Smoking too much weed is Snoop's entire life
Could Snoop roll a joint so fat, even Snoop couldn't smoke it?
No. He cannot roll a joint too big that he couldn't smoke it.
yep. Pretty sure he got baked himself on some of those herbs.
For Snoop to smoke too much Ganga...
What the hell did I just watch?
And why am I considering eating the freezer burnt hot pocket that's been in my freezer for at least 2 years?
I hate to be that guy, but that's not Kate Upton, that's Gisele.