wtf did i just watch?
is this real life?
Hot Pocket: a different temperature in every bite.
First bite: 4th degree burn
Second bite: 3rd degree burn
Third bite: 2nd degree burn
Fourth bite: 1st degree burn
First bite:Hot Lava.
Second Bite: Polar Ice Cap
Third Bite: Hot Lava.
Sums up hot pockets!
They burn you on purpose so that you can't taste them.
hmmm I am struggling to embed this link... i can get it to show up but it wont pull it from the site.
This is all i think of when i see or hear hot pockets!!!
Funny cause its true
First bite - The top of my mouth would burn so bad skin would just peal off... from the hot lava.
Second bite - would freeze the burned spot.
Third bite - just when you think it is numb from the nerve receptors being destroyed from the first bite and the ice from the second... you burn your damn mouth again in a different spot.
Needless to say... I no longer eat Hot Pockets.
This should be renamed "Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg and Hot Pocket Posbang Thread"
Edit: Perfect. Now its only a matter of time before we have a "Posbang Aprecciation Thread Posbang" and then this site will collapse in on itself in a digital black hole.
I tried. I made a "Posbang Thread Appreciation Posbang Thread"
It lasted less than a minute and got deleted :(
It was probably for the best though.
The newest one wouldn't be up if it hadn't been a bit of an MGoStory earlier. That and I would feel bad deleting a thread about someone getting promising cancer results.
As I was submitting it I was like ehhhhhhhh this probably won't stick, but I felt it was worth the try anyway.
I have the weirdest erection right now
It's perfectly normal.....I hope.
Has more effort/money been put into selling a lump of crap ever?
And this is coming from someone who has (unfortunately) eaten a ton of hot pockets.
1) Open Hot Pocket
2) Place in Toilet
Did you know they make a lean pocket? For people that are watching their weight but still want diarrhea...
Now with higher quality ingredients???
That hot pocket looks pretty good, but it ain't no Southwest Patty Melt, that's for sure...
That...that was magical.
So this is a Kate Upton thread? OK.
I'd posbang her.
Now THATS a hot pocket
This is just mesmarizing.....I may have spelled that wrong...my attention isn't toally on the keyborad....
baking too long!"
It terrifies me that I love this.
"Now you can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch and be dead by dinner. Dead Pocket."
Giselle probably doesn't.
I just realized why her last name is UPton.
My take away from this commercial is that Hot Pockets cause fever dreams if you eat them right before falling asleep. Is that what they were going for?
Another Posbang? Count me in!
Is this to imply that Kate Upton HAS a "Hot Pocket" or that she IS a "Hot Pocket"?
I'll just agree to both to cover bases. There's something strangely symbiotic about a Hot little Pocket like Kate Upton, whose "Pocket" is no doubt untouchably HOT, eating a Hot Pocket.
This is deep... in a dirty old man kind of way.
Snoop Dogg smoked too much weed before agreeing to film this. Which is why it's amazing.
Smoking too much weed is Snoop's entire life
Could Snoop roll a joint so fat, even Snoop couldn't smoke it?
No. He cannot roll a joint too big that he couldn't smoke it.
yep. Pretty sure he got baked himself on some of those herbs.
For Snoop to smoke too much Ganga...
What the hell did I just watch?
And why am I considering eating the freezer burnt hot pocket that's been in my freezer for at least 2 years?
I hate to be that guy, but that's not Kate Upton, that's Gisele.
Dude, that's Anna Kounikova. Idiots.
Come on. If it was Kounikova she'd be playing golf in the picture.
Let's face it, they all look alike.
Am I the only one who realizes that's one of the men from that Ru Paul show?
Not to send this tangent even further but I seriously thought RuPaul and t.v. talk show host Wendy Williams were the same person.
I was harshly criticized standing in line at a Leo's Coney Island when I voiced that one.
Nope, you're right. If she EVER shows up in my bed eating a hot pocket and I see her dropping crumbs; "HIT THE ROAD, COW!!!!!"
If you're close enough to see that, you're having a really good day.
Congrats on getting negbanged in the posbang thread. That takes talent and determination.
-1 for dogging Kate Upton, the not-so-Virgin Mary of MGoBlog
BUT +1 FOR BRINGING UP BIZ MARKIE!!!!
You know, I just went to read the nutritional information on Hot Pockets and then watched the video one more time. Kate Upton makes an extremely compelling case for eating Hot Pockets despite it all. It might even do me some good to be caught up on my sodium until 2027.
I have a buddy...an OSU grad...who is an engineer for Nestle. He was just transferred down to Lexington, KY to work at their HOT POCKET plant. This may or may not explain why the damn things can't have one specific temperature.
On a side note guess who has two thumbs and gets free Hot Pockets sent to them all the time?
Hell, I'll posbang anything that moves!
Steve Everitt at Disney Wolrd this week...First time I saw him just walking around the saw him again getting on Peter Pan... That's worth some posbang
+1 for you sir only because the mere thought of Steve Everitt rumbling around Disney World made my Friday slightly better.
My wife and I ran into Steve Everitt in Key West this past summer. He was just hanging out on Duval Street while his wife was shopping. We got a couple pictures with him. Nice guy.
Steve lives on one of the smaller keys. Can't remember which one but I used to live in Miami and saw him at a bar once and he told me about his set up.
Damn you iPhone app! I can't see the video, and it sounds amazing.
I've never had a hot pocket
and watch the Jim Gaffigan bit on Hot Pockets on Youtube.
"Kate Upton. Snoop Dogg. Your move, Gaffigan."
Don't. They'll make you totally un-aero.
I learned the hard way.
I still live Hot Pockets.
I don't live like a Hot Pocket.
I'll always upvote anything with Upton in it. Happy 4th Posbang today!
Well on my phone so can't see the video. I can make up a video in my head and it's pretty cool.
I don't even know what to say about this
You say get me some Hotpockets, that's what you say.
That was ... bizarre. I can't decide whether this is totally brilliant in some strange, postmodern way, or Exhibit # 8,495,672 for why Western Civilization is doomed.
I can't imagine the amount of money that went into producing this thing. I'm not only thinking of the cash it must've taken to get Snoop, Kate Upton, Larry King on board this crazy train, but all the marketing geniuses who got PAID to come up with this stuff.
As to why we are doomed and proof positive that the American dream has come true.
Then again, I'm going to get high, zap me a hot pocket or two, and watch that video again. I wonder if it will enhance the experience. God Bless America!!
God bless America
and then enjoy nicely baked hot pockets with Kate. Munchies with Kate. Yummmmm.... <head snaps up> Must have been day dreaming!
in this posbang thread.
i think, because of the prolonged absence of the voting system, we're a little bit rusty on how this type of thread works.
or that we are well on pace to over a dozen POSbang threads for the day
considering friday is posbang day around here, and this is the first friday since voting has returned, and we've missed well over 12 fridays...i think the math works out to a +1 for you and everyone else.
Kate is a fairly sexy woman
You are correct. She's no mid-80s Elle MacPherson, but then again, I'm old.
Kathy Ireland FTW
What in the holy fucking hell did I just watch? I don't even know what to say. What I do know is that I'm picking up some Hot Pockets on the way home from work tonight.
Would love to know if the brand manager knew what he was buying when he saw the story board. (Ahem, Sky High Bakery)
This just makes me want to touch Kate Upton in her hot pocket even more.
My blood pressure got too high and I passed out. It's weird though I was just sitting there normally this happens when I.. Ohh wait it all makes sense now. Sorry lack of blood flow to the bra.......
Sooo...I gues we can pretty confidently put to bed the debate about whether Snoop Dogg sold out eh?
Flavor fantastical herb
im here for the posbang?
uh... wut... Idc... It's Kate Upton
Those eggs look like a females tanned bare butt. Or is that just me?
How do we sell these pop tarts filled with nasty meat?
Yea, Upton sells.
As much as I love Weed, and therefore Snoop Lion...
Am I the only one embarassed by this board's love of all things Kate Upton? She has big tits, so what?
I D K... maybe its the long talk I had with some of my students (I teach high school) about the misogeny that runs rampant in this country...
maybe its me?
ps. yes, I know I have a rape ewok as my picture and fully comprehend the irony of said picture coating an opinion on misogeny...
I wouldn't survive without Lean Pockets. Can they make a Lean Pockets one?
Is that white butcher rapper one of the kids from the movie Project X? Kinda looks like him.
Was that.... a.... rap video about... Hot Pockets?
Can Armageddon be far behind?
Came back drirnk from a party. Cooking a 2 year old hot pocket. #senior #KateUpton
They got Kate purely on money, and Snoop couldn't help but agree to spend time with Kate, even if it's a commercial for Hotpockets