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OT: Just a link to the next in the Pro Combat series over at BHGP.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 11:08 AM
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OT: Just a link to the next in the Pro Combat series over at BHGP.

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/5/16/3024483/pro-combat-goes-b1g-illinois-edition

 

This has been a really good series of entries to read through. Very funny.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 11:22 AM
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Good, but not the best so far.

I have to think they're saving the best for last... with  Iowa, Indiana, Michigan, Nebraska, Wisconsin,Minnesota, and now Illinois off the table who do we think the Best/Last will be?

Penn State? MSU? Ohio? I doubt they've got anything great lined up for Northwestern or Purdue...

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May 23rd, 2012 at 11:25 AM
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I've been waiting...

for Illinois, since it seems like they're making fun of the state as much/more than the school. This was a disappointment since we don't have a lot of meth labs up in our neck(s) of the woods, so I'm hoping Northwestern is really good.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 11:50 AM
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Yeah

I mean they could have done a ton with Illinois. First off, Champaign smells like cows. Also, soybeans, soybeans everywhere.

How are they going to make fun of Northwestern? Private school? My guess is OSU has the best fake set.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 12:17 PM
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Yeah. They could've played

Yeah. They could've played off the recent protests against NATO in downtown Chicago. Some kind of police uniform, with blue helmets, batons and a bullshit authoritative agenda.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 11:55 AM
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Northwestern has to be last

Given how BHGP views jNW, I'm sure they've got something they've been working on for a while.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 12:34 PM
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I'd say that I enjoyed the

I'd say that I enjoyed the Wisconsin gloves more than anything I've seen so far.  A chart showing whether you should "go for one" or "go for two" when you are up 3TD+ was a hilarious slam on Bielema.

As for best to come, probably Ohio because they could do so much with all of the allegations they had  during their scandal.  I'd imagine they would do tattoo sleeves for part of the unis.  PSU's scandal can't really be touched, so it will be interesting to see what they do with their traditional/plain uniforms.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 12:00 PM
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Eh, that was a stretch

Eh, that was a stretch

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May 23rd, 2012 at 12:03 PM
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JAG333
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Are these for real? I mean

Are these for real? I mean half these jerseys are mild in comparison of Maryland or what the Ducks roll out. Think Bold!

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May 23rd, 2012 at 12:15 PM
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Yes, they are very real. Y U

Yes, they are very real. Y U NO LIKE?

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May 23rd, 2012 at 12:08 PM
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The best fake helmet design in the history of the 'net.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 12:44 PM
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A new era?

Did I miss where you two were notoriously at odds over everything? 

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May 23rd, 2012 at 12:48 PM
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Section 1
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I love everybody.

But sometimes there are disagreements.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 2:47 PM
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Drew Sharp?

Drew Sharp?

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May 23rd, 2012 at 7:04 PM
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You clever bastard.

You picked the exception that proves the rule!

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May 23rd, 2012 at 12:51 PM
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Oh, my son. You have much to

Oh, my son. You have much to learn. The Butterfield/Section 1 feuds have been going on for many generations. It all began when Butterfield's ancestors wanted a milk field, but Section 1's ancestors said, "No, you will have butterfield!" This made Butterfield's ancestors very angry. And so they have born the mark of their disgrace for many moons. And so the bad blood runs thick between them.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 1:50 PM
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What's next?

Dogs and cats living together?

Fire and brimstone, real wrath of God stuff?

Lord help us all, the Mayans were right!

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May 23rd, 2012 at 1:22 PM
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Best fake???

Illinois should use that design for real.  It's much better than any of the bland helmet designs they've been using.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 2:00 PM
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Tuebor
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This is a great helmet design

This is a great helmet design for any current or former indian themed mascots.

I can see some mac teams wearing this helmet as a throwback with their respective colors.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 12:56 PM
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This one was pretty dumb.  I

This one was pretty dumb.  I don't know that IL is particularly known as a hotbed of meth production.  Maybe I'm just sheltered up here in Chicago. 

If you look at the DEA map of all meth lab incidents, IN, TN, KY, MO, and OK all have WAY more than IL in 2011.  Looking at 2010, add AL, MS, AR, and MI (sorry guys) to the list. 

Also, if you look at incidents per capita, IL has an incident for every 22,227 residents, while IA has an incident for every 8,059 residents. 

 

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May 23rd, 2012 at 1:30 PM
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IL has Chicago...IA has

IL has Chicago...IA has Davenport. That stat is a bit misleading in this case.

 

 

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May 23rd, 2012 at 2:16 PM
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This is a map of Illinois,

This is a map of Illinois, which you are in.  On the boarder of Iowa, which is where Davenport is.... 22 MILES away.  You're in the wrong state, get yourself a new map.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 5:07 PM
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Tommy Boy reference imaginary

Tommy Boy reference imaginary +1 to you

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May 23rd, 2012 at 6:31 PM
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Baldbill
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Dude I am so sorry, I missed

Dude I am so sorry, I missed that reference. I love that movie and yet reading that this afternoon, I was clueless.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 2:14 PM
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Chicago has nearly no meth

Chicago has nearly no meth lab incidents and yet has ~75% of the population of chicago within the metropolitan area.  So just making very, very rough estimates that's actually one per 6K in rural illinois.  In reality, it's probably similar to Iowa's values.

 

I'm from a small city in central/western illinois that had a population of 40K.  We had a SWAT team who's one job was meth lab seizure.  

 

My dad had a patient who was arrested with >3 million in cash in his house from selling primarily to my high school.  The great majority of kids had free/reduced lunch (80-90%) and the median household income was 30k.  That's a ton of money from kids without any money.

 

My 6th grade teacher taught us what ingredients you need for making meth as people used to make it in her backyard.

 

Outside of chicago, meth is big in illinois.

 

 

 

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May 23rd, 2012 at 2:23 PM
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This was the point of my

This was the point of my reply above, the rural areas of the midwest are having lots of issues with meth labs, the big cities not so much.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 1:33 PM
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BHGP Has Done Better...

This one is "meh", in my opinion, although a full-face respirator is an innovative safety enhancement for Division I football regardless, and if someone would like to paint the exterior of my house wearing this, that would be pretty cool, I must admit.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 2:15 PM
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Suit Up

"Safety is paramount, both in football and clandestine drug making."

Hilarious.

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May 23rd, 2012 at 3:32 PM
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Purdue = Thomas the Train?!?!

Purdue = Thomas the Train?!?! FTW!

 
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May 23rd, 2012 at 4:32 PM
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http://www.blackheartgoldpant

http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/5/23/3037667/pro-combat-goes-b1g-purdue-edition

 
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May 24th, 2012 at 11:11 AM
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I've got to agree with this sentiment

It was all downhill after Ringo (sorry George).

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May 23rd, 2012 at 11:37 PM
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I have to admit, Minnesota is

I have to admit, Minnesota is frickin' sweet.  My prediction:  the MSU version will have something to do with the raging penis envy they have for a certain B1G colleague.

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May 24th, 2012 at 12:24 PM
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Just throwing this out there,

Just throwing this out there, Ulrich's Bookstore just put all of their Adiddas back stock on sale. Picked up some Climalite polo's for half price.

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